Bringing Up Old Times, chapter 1
One day, the members of the ace rock band Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were sitting in their back yard talking about old times. "Billie Joe, wheres Tre?" asked Mike. "O hes with his many man whores at the moment, he'll be here in an hour or so, depending on wheter big al's there tonite", replied Billie Joe. He seemed impressed that Tre could handle 16 men at the same time while cleaning his 50000 pairs of shoes. The pair of rockers then started to pass away the time by talking about the fun they used 2 have in high school. "Can you remeber that dil of an english teacher we used to have, the one who stripped off every lesson....the 84 year old one....Whatsername again?" Mike enquired to Billie Joe while lickin a doughnut. "O ye, the one who Tre fancied? Ye her name was Mrs Franchesca Wright. Remeber that time Tre punched a retard just to get into detention with her, then he found out that it wasnt just him and her, it was him her and u Mike!!!" Billie Joe laughed so hard he fell off his chair an sat on his pet lama. "Ye he was sooo angry i thought he might chuck a shoe at me or summat! Ha remember that weird little girl with braces who stalked you 24/7, and broke into your house when you were in the shower?" Mike, who had just finished 54637 doughnuts in 5 minutes,started on anouther pack. "God man dont remind me. She folowed me everywhere. It was like quite flattering at first....until i found out it was a guy not a girl! Found out when i saw him with tre in the hotub. If he was with Tre in a hot tub, it must be a man." Billie Joe and the lama started to get it off, while Mike looked in a book about Sheep. This occupied them both for a while, until Mike said, "Hey you know what my favourite pass time was.....it was when you let me stay in your bed with you when we were like 16, and you used to tell me bedtime stories about pretty lamas and sheeps arses? I loved them stories...will you please tell me one now?"Mike moved closer to Billie Joe and the lama. Billie Joe looked very CONFUSED and scared at his long time best friend. "Erm i dont think i know what your talkin about here mate....here, have another doughnut!"Billie Joe and the lama stopped getting it off with each other and Billie Joe jumped up and ran out of the garden, with Mike running after him at top speed crying like a baby and screaming "bed stories! bed stories!" Billie Joe made it out of the gate and thought he was gonna make it to his flying car, untill Tre and his group of many expensive man whores came speeding down the road at 10000 miles an hour. They hit Billie Joe in and he went flying, all his body parts scattering as he flew. Tre took one look at the ebliterated Billie Joe, shrugged, grabbed mike into his man whore car and drove off.
