What It's Like Being President, chapter 1
The night before the 2004 election, all the presidential candidates got recalled, so they needed two new guys. Eventually, Billie Joe and Homer Simpson running against each other. Billie Joe wins to Homer 206:1. "D'oh!" Homer said when he lost. That made Billie Joe the president.
The pile-of-shit war in Iraq was ended right away and George Bush went to a rock against Bush show to suffer. Halliburton went to hell and oil prices went down. He also made a law that rednecks can't be president. The 2nd amendment went to hell which did make gunnuts really pissed, but what are you gonna do? Anything to do with killing animals was illegal and hunters went to prison with George Bush and Michael Jackson. (Michael had a taste to Georgie.) More people liked Green Day and The Simpsons. Overall, America wasn't so shitty anymore. Rappers looked like assholes and became unpopular.
Eventually, gunnuts got Billie Joe out of office and Homer Simpson became president. With Homer in office, let's just say that things were beginning to suck.
Most Americans were over 200 pounds with a heart condition. They acted like Homer in every way. He had helper monkeys do everything for him while he sat in his chair that kings sit in, whatever they're called. The 29th amendment was made by President Simpson. It declared that Krusty Burgers sell all meals for $50 and the money went straight to the president.
While Homer was making out with Marge, Green Day came in and kicked ass. There was a whole new album called Rock Against Simpson. In the end, Billie Joe was president. There were two vice-presidents (weird, huh?), Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool. Gunnuts were pissed again, but they ended up with Michael Jackson.
The pile-of-shit war in Iraq was ended right away and George Bush went to a rock against Bush show to suffer. Halliburton went to hell and oil prices went down. He also made a law that rednecks can't be president. The 2nd amendment went to hell which did make gunnuts really pissed, but what are you gonna do? Anything to do with killing animals was illegal and hunters went to prison with George Bush and Michael Jackson. (Michael had a taste to Georgie.) More people liked Green Day and The Simpsons. Overall, America wasn't so shitty anymore. Rappers looked like assholes and became unpopular.
Eventually, gunnuts got Billie Joe out of office and Homer Simpson became president. With Homer in office, let's just say that things were beginning to suck.
Most Americans were over 200 pounds with a heart condition. They acted like Homer in every way. He had helper monkeys do everything for him while he sat in his chair that kings sit in, whatever they're called. The 29th amendment was made by President Simpson. It declared that Krusty Burgers sell all meals for $50 and the money went straight to the president.
While Homer was making out with Marge, Green Day came in and kicked ass. There was a whole new album called Rock Against Simpson. In the end, Billie Joe was president. There were two vice-presidents (weird, huh?), Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool. Gunnuts were pissed again, but they ended up with Michael Jackson.
