All The Good Titles Were Taken...So We Used This One!, chapter 15
It was the next morning. Ashley woke up. She decided that she wanted to stay in for breakfast today so she walked into the kitchen, wearing a Green Day t-shirt and Tré's boxers and she still had one of his ties around her wrists. She untied the tie and threw it on the sofa. She saw a guy with sitting at the table, reading the newspaper. She was too tired to over react so she just got a bowl of lucky charms and sat opposite him.
"Morning, Ashley. Have fun last night?" asked Jason. Ashley smiled.
"It was amaz.....wait......I wasn't pissed was I?" she asked, slightly worried.
"Didn't look like it, but it sounded like you and that gorgeous boyfriend of yours had a very fun evening." he said. Ashley smiled again and raised her eyebrows in a suggestive way, clearly remembering the fun she had last night.
"Are you sure I wasn't pissed because I don't remember you?" Ashley asked suspiciously.
"No you were not pissed. Anyway, why didn't you want to be pissed? You were always the ultimate party girl, when you were dating Frank." Jason asked, trying to make her remember him. Ashley eyed him suspiciously.
"OK, who the fuck are you? How do you know that I went out with a guy called Frank? How do you know my name? Why are you here? You think my boyfriend is gorgeous? How do you know that I was the party girl?" Ashley asked. So many questions came out at once.
"You don't remember me?" asked Jason as a tear formed in his eyes.
"I don't have a clue, who the fuck are you?" asked Ashley as she only just woke up to the situation.
"It's me, Jason. Your best friend, who ended up hitting on Jamie's boyfriend last night. I didn't die," Jason babbled, "So will you tell me why you didn't want to get pissed last night? You know me, I love to gossip" Ashley didn't look convinced.
"You'll find out soon probably," She simply replied, obviously not wanting to tell this guy that she was pregnant. Jason nodded.
"Hey, I still have a photo of you, me and Jamie when we first became friends, when we were 13," said Jason as he showed Ashley the photo. This was all the proof that she needed. This was the real Jason. He was alive. Ashley gave him the biggest hug that he'd had in 3 years. He told her about Jamie asking him to move in and Ashley was as happy as can be. Tré had just woken up and was wondering where Ashley.....and his boxers were. He heard the conversation in the kitchen. He walked out into the kitchen to Ashley, completely naked (obviously not really bothered) and saw Ashley talking to a guy that she seemed to know very well. Jason saw him and wolf whistled.
"No, Jason. He's mine," said Ashley as she got up to kiss Tré. Jason pouted
"Ashley, please can I have my boxers back now?" he asked, getting nervous about Jason staring at his......umm.....parts.
"I prefer you like this," Ashley joked, as she kissed his cheek. But then she did as she was told and got changed and handed Tré his undies back.
***
Billie and Jamie were sleeping soundly. Billie had his arm around Jamie's waist. She felt the soothing feel of Billie's breath on the back of her neck as he gently snored. Suddenly Jamie lashed out hitting Billie right in the face, and knocking him out of the bed. She was having one of her famous nightmares. Billie awoke as soon as his ass hit the floor. He looked up at Jamie,who was wrestling with the covers, with a half hurt, half worried expression on his face. Had Jamie just hit him? His left cheek felt red hot. Jamie woke up. She leaned over the bed to see Billie on the floor, rubbing his cheek.
"Billie, what are you doing down there?" she asked, starting to laugh.
"Staying safe," replied Billie. Jamie's brow furrowed.
"Huh?"
"Why did you hit me?" Billie whimpered.
"I hit you?" Jamie replied, warily.
"Yeah, well... I think so," Billie looked confused...which was happening a lot lately.
"Are you sure?"
"Not really,"
"Billie, I had an awful nightmare. It was about Josh again. He had his arm round me and he was trying to... Oh God it was just so awful!" Jamie broke down into tears, and Billie took hold of her and wiped away her tears.
"Hey, hey it's okay. It was just a dream. He's not gonna even try. Or he'll have to answer to me, and my Gibson." Billie laughed. Jamie smiled weakly. She knew she was well protected, but she still felt nervous. Why was Josh such a dickhead? She knew that he wanted revenge, but she knows that it wasn't her who reported him. It was Ashley, on her behalf. Jamie thoughts soon vapourised as Billie started to stroke her hair and kiss her passionately.
***
Jason opened his packet of potato chips. This was gonna take a while. Ashley had just asked him about where he had been and why he'd left. Ashley listened carefully to his story, while Tré put his pants on in Ashley's bedroom. Billie and Jamie finally materialised from Jamie's bedroom. Billie's hair stood on end worse than ever and Jamie looked like roadkill. Hangovers. Ashley ignored them, Jason was telling her important stuff. Jason stopped, smiled and carried on. Tré kicked open the door to Ashley's room and yodelled. Ashley couldn't help but laugh. Jamie's eyes looked bloodshot and when she widened them at Tré they looked even worse. Billie wandered into the bathroom running a hand through his hedge of a head, obviously in need of a shower. Jamie went into the kitchen and made (I'll give you three guesses) yes... coffee.
"Hey, Tré," started Jamie, gesturing for him to come over to where she was standing. She waited for the water to boil.
"Yup, what's up?" asked Tré as he walked over to Jamie.
"Wanna help prank Billie?" she asked mischieviously, with a huge grin on her face.
"Hell YER!!!" cried Tré happily.
The two waited until they could hear the running of water. Jamie walked, quietly into the bathroom. She took all of Billie's clothes AND the towels and all she left was a tiny 5 inch by 5 inch washcloth. The two walked out of the bathroom carrying a pile of black clothes and a pile of red towels. They ignored the strange looks that they were getting from both Jason and Ashley and sat on the couch with the garments next to them. They heard the water turn off and huge grins spread over their faces. After a while Ashley and Jason realised what was happening and decided to be in on the prank too.
"Umm...Jamie?" the foursome heard from inside the bathroom.
"Yes, Billie. Are you ok in there?" Jamie asked with a smile on her face.
"No! I need a towel and my clothes! Have you seen them?" Billie asked.
"Yes, me and Tré are sitting on them. If you want them, then you gotta come out here to get them," Jamie said, while making Tré, Ashley and Jason smile like cheshire cats.
"I'm not coming out!" cried Billie.
"Come on boy, You know you want to." Jamie started patronising Billie.
"NO!" shouted Billie.
"Come on, out you come." Jamie continued patronising Billie.
"Give me my fucking clothes!" cried Billie, on the brink of bursting into tears.
"You gotta come out and get them yourself. Now come on out!" Jamie giggled.
"I'm not coming out naked!" Blushed Billie.
"Don't worry, Tré did it this morning." Jason joined in. Tré had a huge grin on his face, obviously thinking of when and where he could do it again.
"I don't give a fuck when Tré does it. I'm not coming out naked!" cried Billie.
"So you don't mind performing a song, naked in front of thousands of people. But you won't come out for one second to get your clothes from your friends who have seen everything before?" asked Jamie in a confusing manner.
"That was for charity! This is different! People couldn't see it.....my guitar was in the way!" cried Billie, sounding like a child in trouble.
"That's what the washcloth is there for!" shouted Jamie through the door.
"I'm not wearing that!" shouted Billie.
"Why? You won't be able to see anything......you wouldn't even see anything if it was about 3 inches by 3 inches!" Tré shouted into the bathroom, causing everyone else to crack up laughing.
"Shut up! At least I got two!" shouted Billie through the door.
"So? I got Ashley pregnant which is more that I can say for you and Jamie!" Tré laughed. Jason finally understood why Ashley didn't get pissed.
"Don't bring me into this! Maybe I don't want to be!" Jamie retorted.
"Billie just come out, Goddamn it! You're belt is sticking into my ass! We're bored and we wanna have fun! I will if you will!" Tré laughed. From the bathroom Billie scowled. How dare he! Billie kicked the door and stuck his head round.
"I see you Billie, shaking that ass! Shaking that ass!" sang Tré. Billie quickly pulled his head inside the bathroom and unfortunately the door swung open, revealing Billie in all his glory. Billie cringed. This is so unfair! he thought.
Jamie came to Billie's rescue. She pulled Billie's belt from under Tré's ass and ran to Billie.
"See that's all you had to do." she said as she handed him his clothes. He gave her a smouldering look and flounced off into the bathroom. Tré looked bored.
"I wanted to take a picture." said Tré folding his arms in a childish sulk. Ashley looked hurt. Tré saw and he pinched her nose.
"Don't you get any ideas missy. Anyway it's too late for that I'm wrapped round you're little finger! I'm your dominated love slave!" Tré laughed. Jamie shuddered and Ashley giggled.
"Well I'm particularly amused at this account of affairs." said Jason in a corny british accent.
"Morning, Ashley. Have fun last night?" asked Jason. Ashley smiled.
"It was amaz.....wait......I wasn't pissed was I?" she asked, slightly worried.
"Didn't look like it, but it sounded like you and that gorgeous boyfriend of yours had a very fun evening." he said. Ashley smiled again and raised her eyebrows in a suggestive way, clearly remembering the fun she had last night.
"Are you sure I wasn't pissed because I don't remember you?" Ashley asked suspiciously.
"No you were not pissed. Anyway, why didn't you want to be pissed? You were always the ultimate party girl, when you were dating Frank." Jason asked, trying to make her remember him. Ashley eyed him suspiciously.
"OK, who the fuck are you? How do you know that I went out with a guy called Frank? How do you know my name? Why are you here? You think my boyfriend is gorgeous? How do you know that I was the party girl?" Ashley asked. So many questions came out at once.
"You don't remember me?" asked Jason as a tear formed in his eyes.
"I don't have a clue, who the fuck are you?" asked Ashley as she only just woke up to the situation.
"It's me, Jason. Your best friend, who ended up hitting on Jamie's boyfriend last night. I didn't die," Jason babbled, "So will you tell me why you didn't want to get pissed last night? You know me, I love to gossip" Ashley didn't look convinced.
"You'll find out soon probably," She simply replied, obviously not wanting to tell this guy that she was pregnant. Jason nodded.
"Hey, I still have a photo of you, me and Jamie when we first became friends, when we were 13," said Jason as he showed Ashley the photo. This was all the proof that she needed. This was the real Jason. He was alive. Ashley gave him the biggest hug that he'd had in 3 years. He told her about Jamie asking him to move in and Ashley was as happy as can be. Tré had just woken up and was wondering where Ashley.....and his boxers were. He heard the conversation in the kitchen. He walked out into the kitchen to Ashley, completely naked (obviously not really bothered) and saw Ashley talking to a guy that she seemed to know very well. Jason saw him and wolf whistled.
"No, Jason. He's mine," said Ashley as she got up to kiss Tré. Jason pouted
"Ashley, please can I have my boxers back now?" he asked, getting nervous about Jason staring at his......umm.....parts.
"I prefer you like this," Ashley joked, as she kissed his cheek. But then she did as she was told and got changed and handed Tré his undies back.
***
Billie and Jamie were sleeping soundly. Billie had his arm around Jamie's waist. She felt the soothing feel of Billie's breath on the back of her neck as he gently snored. Suddenly Jamie lashed out hitting Billie right in the face, and knocking him out of the bed. She was having one of her famous nightmares. Billie awoke as soon as his ass hit the floor. He looked up at Jamie,who was wrestling with the covers, with a half hurt, half worried expression on his face. Had Jamie just hit him? His left cheek felt red hot. Jamie woke up. She leaned over the bed to see Billie on the floor, rubbing his cheek.
"Billie, what are you doing down there?" she asked, starting to laugh.
"Staying safe," replied Billie. Jamie's brow furrowed.
"Huh?"
"Why did you hit me?" Billie whimpered.
"I hit you?" Jamie replied, warily.
"Yeah, well... I think so," Billie looked confused...which was happening a lot lately.
"Are you sure?"
"Not really,"
"Billie, I had an awful nightmare. It was about Josh again. He had his arm round me and he was trying to... Oh God it was just so awful!" Jamie broke down into tears, and Billie took hold of her and wiped away her tears.
"Hey, hey it's okay. It was just a dream. He's not gonna even try. Or he'll have to answer to me, and my Gibson." Billie laughed. Jamie smiled weakly. She knew she was well protected, but she still felt nervous. Why was Josh such a dickhead? She knew that he wanted revenge, but she knows that it wasn't her who reported him. It was Ashley, on her behalf. Jamie thoughts soon vapourised as Billie started to stroke her hair and kiss her passionately.
***
Jason opened his packet of potato chips. This was gonna take a while. Ashley had just asked him about where he had been and why he'd left. Ashley listened carefully to his story, while Tré put his pants on in Ashley's bedroom. Billie and Jamie finally materialised from Jamie's bedroom. Billie's hair stood on end worse than ever and Jamie looked like roadkill. Hangovers. Ashley ignored them, Jason was telling her important stuff. Jason stopped, smiled and carried on. Tré kicked open the door to Ashley's room and yodelled. Ashley couldn't help but laugh. Jamie's eyes looked bloodshot and when she widened them at Tré they looked even worse. Billie wandered into the bathroom running a hand through his hedge of a head, obviously in need of a shower. Jamie went into the kitchen and made (I'll give you three guesses) yes... coffee.
"Hey, Tré," started Jamie, gesturing for him to come over to where she was standing. She waited for the water to boil.
"Yup, what's up?" asked Tré as he walked over to Jamie.
"Wanna help prank Billie?" she asked mischieviously, with a huge grin on her face.
"Hell YER!!!" cried Tré happily.
The two waited until they could hear the running of water. Jamie walked, quietly into the bathroom. She took all of Billie's clothes AND the towels and all she left was a tiny 5 inch by 5 inch washcloth. The two walked out of the bathroom carrying a pile of black clothes and a pile of red towels. They ignored the strange looks that they were getting from both Jason and Ashley and sat on the couch with the garments next to them. They heard the water turn off and huge grins spread over their faces. After a while Ashley and Jason realised what was happening and decided to be in on the prank too.
"Umm...Jamie?" the foursome heard from inside the bathroom.
"Yes, Billie. Are you ok in there?" Jamie asked with a smile on her face.
"No! I need a towel and my clothes! Have you seen them?" Billie asked.
"Yes, me and Tré are sitting on them. If you want them, then you gotta come out here to get them," Jamie said, while making Tré, Ashley and Jason smile like cheshire cats.
"I'm not coming out!" cried Billie.
"Come on boy, You know you want to." Jamie started patronising Billie.
"NO!" shouted Billie.
"Come on, out you come." Jamie continued patronising Billie.
"Give me my fucking clothes!" cried Billie, on the brink of bursting into tears.
"You gotta come out and get them yourself. Now come on out!" Jamie giggled.
"I'm not coming out naked!" Blushed Billie.
"Don't worry, Tré did it this morning." Jason joined in. Tré had a huge grin on his face, obviously thinking of when and where he could do it again.
"I don't give a fuck when Tré does it. I'm not coming out naked!" cried Billie.
"So you don't mind performing a song, naked in front of thousands of people. But you won't come out for one second to get your clothes from your friends who have seen everything before?" asked Jamie in a confusing manner.
"That was for charity! This is different! People couldn't see it.....my guitar was in the way!" cried Billie, sounding like a child in trouble.
"That's what the washcloth is there for!" shouted Jamie through the door.
"I'm not wearing that!" shouted Billie.
"Why? You won't be able to see anything......you wouldn't even see anything if it was about 3 inches by 3 inches!" Tré shouted into the bathroom, causing everyone else to crack up laughing.
"Shut up! At least I got two!" shouted Billie through the door.
"So? I got Ashley pregnant which is more that I can say for you and Jamie!" Tré laughed. Jason finally understood why Ashley didn't get pissed.
"Don't bring me into this! Maybe I don't want to be!" Jamie retorted.
"Billie just come out, Goddamn it! You're belt is sticking into my ass! We're bored and we wanna have fun! I will if you will!" Tré laughed. From the bathroom Billie scowled. How dare he! Billie kicked the door and stuck his head round.
"I see you Billie, shaking that ass! Shaking that ass!" sang Tré. Billie quickly pulled his head inside the bathroom and unfortunately the door swung open, revealing Billie in all his glory. Billie cringed. This is so unfair! he thought.
Jamie came to Billie's rescue. She pulled Billie's belt from under Tré's ass and ran to Billie.
"See that's all you had to do." she said as she handed him his clothes. He gave her a smouldering look and flounced off into the bathroom. Tré looked bored.
"I wanted to take a picture." said Tré folding his arms in a childish sulk. Ashley looked hurt. Tré saw and he pinched her nose.
"Don't you get any ideas missy. Anyway it's too late for that I'm wrapped round you're little finger! I'm your dominated love slave!" Tré laughed. Jamie shuddered and Ashley giggled.
"Well I'm particularly amused at this account of affairs." said Jason in a corny british accent.
