God Save Green Day, chapter 1
One day Billie Joes mumse came to see Billie Joe's new house he lived in with Mike and Tre. Because he is in Green Day and this story was originally a god save film, he sang "Welcome To Paradise" while doing so. She said "This place is a dump, you're movin back in with me", in her annoying hillbilly accent.
When they got to the barn Billie Joe was introduced to the entire hillbilly family and a family friend named franklin. After all the introductions, they went inside for dinner: "Squirrel pellets, with a side of, squirrel pellets". Billie Joe so kindly called up Mike and Tre for dinner, but when they smelled it they decided they had "already ate".
That night none of them could sleep so they decided to go for a walk (after singing "Brainstew" of course). they walked out by the Barn and were stopped by Franklin. He asked them "Do you wanna be like the other folks around here?". They sang "Minority" to him but he didnt seem to care and he said "Kaboosh! I am Franklin.". And then they were farm animals. Billie Joe was a goat (surprise, surprise), Tre was a cow and Mike was a horse. They yelled at franklin but he said "You said you didn't wanna be like the folks, you aint said nothin bout the animals!".
Billie Joe went inside to ask his mom how to get changed back. She saw him and just said "Billie Joe! Billie Joe! come here quick! this goat looks just like you!" he decided she was to unintelligent for ask and went to ask his grandfather.
Billie Joe, Mike and Tre went to see grandpa Armstrong. He recagnized Billie Joe and told him of the time he was turned into a pig and how he can't eat bacon anymore. He told them that to turn back to people they had to travel to "The land of the Shroomkinsin". When they get there they will see a well, and they need to jump in it.
They started on there journey and after about 5 days they decided they were tired of walking. So they stopped this car and Billie Joe sung "Hitchin' a ride" to them while Mike and Tre danced in sychronation. Luckily for them, the soul was nice and gave them a ride.
About two days later the kind soul dropped them off and they thanked her for the ride. They started walking again and heard a whole arena of people chanting "Ramones! Ramones! Ramones! Ramones!" Since they realize that 2 of the Ramones are dead and the other 2 are old, they decide to fill in for them. They put on masks and walk out on stage and sing "Outsider". The audience has no idea and they talk all foriegn cuz they are foreigners.
After the show they atar back out on their journey. after a couple days of travelling they see a sign telling them that they are only 2 days away from their destination that I don't feel like trying to spell again. Billie Joe is so happy he gets all emotional about it and sings a song called "Waiting".
2 days later they can see their destination! (again, I don't wanna spell it). They race to see who can get there first (to the beat of "Nice Guys Finish Last" of course). And when they finally get there they all jump in the well. Afterwards, they are finally humans again.
They fly back home and then go to get their stuff from the farm to never return again. After grabbing a huge ass bottle of beer, they go back to "Paradise".
2 weeks later, Mike recieved a phone call from a very saddened Mrs. Armstrong. By this point, Billie Joe had downed the beer and was completley drunk (it was a really big bottle you see) and was jumping on a cymbal so it was hard to hear, but he recieved good news: FRANKLIN IS DEAD!!! (the dude who turned them into farm animals). They agree to go to the funeral.
After Mrs. Armstrong's speech at the funeral she called up Billie Joe to speak. Billie Joe whispered something to her and she announced that he and his band, Green Day, were gonna perform a song in memory of Franklin. They play "Ha Ha You're Dead" but sadly are arrested 1/2 way through, but thats OK cuz Franklins dead.
When they got to the barn Billie Joe was introduced to the entire hillbilly family and a family friend named franklin. After all the introductions, they went inside for dinner: "Squirrel pellets, with a side of, squirrel pellets". Billie Joe so kindly called up Mike and Tre for dinner, but when they smelled it they decided they had "already ate".
That night none of them could sleep so they decided to go for a walk (after singing "Brainstew" of course). they walked out by the Barn and were stopped by Franklin. He asked them "Do you wanna be like the other folks around here?". They sang "Minority" to him but he didnt seem to care and he said "Kaboosh! I am Franklin.". And then they were farm animals. Billie Joe was a goat (surprise, surprise), Tre was a cow and Mike was a horse. They yelled at franklin but he said "You said you didn't wanna be like the folks, you aint said nothin bout the animals!".
Billie Joe went inside to ask his mom how to get changed back. She saw him and just said "Billie Joe! Billie Joe! come here quick! this goat looks just like you!" he decided she was to unintelligent for ask and went to ask his grandfather.
Billie Joe, Mike and Tre went to see grandpa Armstrong. He recagnized Billie Joe and told him of the time he was turned into a pig and how he can't eat bacon anymore. He told them that to turn back to people they had to travel to "The land of the Shroomkinsin". When they get there they will see a well, and they need to jump in it.
They started on there journey and after about 5 days they decided they were tired of walking. So they stopped this car and Billie Joe sung "Hitchin' a ride" to them while Mike and Tre danced in sychronation. Luckily for them, the soul was nice and gave them a ride.
About two days later the kind soul dropped them off and they thanked her for the ride. They started walking again and heard a whole arena of people chanting "Ramones! Ramones! Ramones! Ramones!" Since they realize that 2 of the Ramones are dead and the other 2 are old, they decide to fill in for them. They put on masks and walk out on stage and sing "Outsider". The audience has no idea and they talk all foriegn cuz they are foreigners.
After the show they atar back out on their journey. after a couple days of travelling they see a sign telling them that they are only 2 days away from their destination that I don't feel like trying to spell again. Billie Joe is so happy he gets all emotional about it and sings a song called "Waiting".
2 days later they can see their destination! (again, I don't wanna spell it). They race to see who can get there first (to the beat of "Nice Guys Finish Last" of course). And when they finally get there they all jump in the well. Afterwards, they are finally humans again.
They fly back home and then go to get their stuff from the farm to never return again. After grabbing a huge ass bottle of beer, they go back to "Paradise".
2 weeks later, Mike recieved a phone call from a very saddened Mrs. Armstrong. By this point, Billie Joe had downed the beer and was completley drunk (it was a really big bottle you see) and was jumping on a cymbal so it was hard to hear, but he recieved good news: FRANKLIN IS DEAD!!! (the dude who turned them into farm animals). They agree to go to the funeral.
After Mrs. Armstrong's speech at the funeral she called up Billie Joe to speak. Billie Joe whispered something to her and she announced that he and his band, Green Day, were gonna perform a song in memory of Franklin. They play "Ha Ha You're Dead" but sadly are arrested 1/2 way through, but thats OK cuz Franklins dead.
