It All Started With Victoria's Secret And A Street Post., chapter 1
Tre walked through Tinseltown bored out of his mind when he saw Billie and Joey at Victoria's secret and decided to go say hi to them.
He walked over and noticed that Joey was trying on bra's.
"Billie," said Tre. "why is Joey wearing a bra?"
"Because this girl he likes at school is the same size as him and he wanted to suprise her with something." said Billie.
"Oh, hey Joe, you should get the pink flowery one." said Tre.
"Okay uncle Tre." said Joey running off and grabbing the one off the hook.
Later on Tre was walking once again and saw a very pretty lady, with brown her, blue-ish green eyes, and standing at 5'4 and slim. He couldn't take his eyes off her...until he ran into a street post.
"Owch!" he groaned.
The lady walked over and helped him up.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
"Yeah...I'm fine..what's your name?" he asked.
"Carley." she said blushing a bit.
"I'm Tre." he said, sticking his hand out for her to shake.
"Nice to meet you, Tre." she said, shaking his hand.
"So, do you wanna go get a coffee sometime?"
"Sure, I'd love that, when are you free?" she asked.
"How about tomorrow...say 3-ish?"
"Sure. See yah then!" and she walked away, once she got out of sight Tre began to jump up and down. "YES! YES I GOTTA DATE! YES!" then he ran into the pole again. "Ow..."
He went to Billie's place later on and saw Jakob wearing the pink flower bra that was in Victoria's Secret earlier on his head.
"Look Tre! Look! I've got ear warmers!" he exclaimed.
"And what fine ear warmers they are, Jake." he said, walking off to find Billie playing piano in this weird suit thing with an eye glass on eye eye and his hair slicked back while Adrienne wore a tight, green dress, fishnet stalkings, black, shiney high heals and a feather hair band thing ontop of the piano singing.
"Dear children, I love you alll! Your father and I want to have two moooorrrre! We are going to sex each other all niiight and see if wee have a giiirrll!" she sang.
Tre got creeped out and shut the door and went off toward Joey's room.
Joey sat in his room playing drums on the bed.
"Hey Joe, you know your mom and dad are having a musical in the othe room?"
"Last time I saw them having a musical mom was blowing dad's kazoo." he said.
"Yeah, but your mom's dressed like a Vegas hooker and your dad's dressed like one of those Mozart wanna-bees and I think he may have farted like he did too."
"Dad and mom are strange. Where's Jakey?"
"Downstairs running around with ear warmers on."
"Lovely.." said Joey, setting down his drum sticks and off to get the bra back from Jakob.
Tre left a couple hours later and went home to get some sleep so he'll be in good shape for tomorrow's date.
He slept 5 hours that night, since he was too excited about today.
He got up, showered, shaved, fell down the steps, ate breakfest, fell up the steps, got dressed, fell down the steps...again and went to watch TV for awhile until 2:30.
He got in his SUV and decided to drive around for a bit, he then headed to Tinseltown and went into Starbucks and saw Carley drinking a steamer, waiting for him.
He walked over and noticed that Joey was trying on bra's.
"Billie," said Tre. "why is Joey wearing a bra?"
"Because this girl he likes at school is the same size as him and he wanted to suprise her with something." said Billie.
"Oh, hey Joe, you should get the pink flowery one." said Tre.
"Okay uncle Tre." said Joey running off and grabbing the one off the hook.
Later on Tre was walking once again and saw a very pretty lady, with brown her, blue-ish green eyes, and standing at 5'4 and slim. He couldn't take his eyes off her...until he ran into a street post.
"Owch!" he groaned.
The lady walked over and helped him up.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
"Yeah...I'm fine..what's your name?" he asked.
"Carley." she said blushing a bit.
"I'm Tre." he said, sticking his hand out for her to shake.
"Nice to meet you, Tre." she said, shaking his hand.
"So, do you wanna go get a coffee sometime?"
"Sure, I'd love that, when are you free?" she asked.
"How about tomorrow...say 3-ish?"
"Sure. See yah then!" and she walked away, once she got out of sight Tre began to jump up and down. "YES! YES I GOTTA DATE! YES!" then he ran into the pole again. "Ow..."
He went to Billie's place later on and saw Jakob wearing the pink flower bra that was in Victoria's Secret earlier on his head.
"Look Tre! Look! I've got ear warmers!" he exclaimed.
"And what fine ear warmers they are, Jake." he said, walking off to find Billie playing piano in this weird suit thing with an eye glass on eye eye and his hair slicked back while Adrienne wore a tight, green dress, fishnet stalkings, black, shiney high heals and a feather hair band thing ontop of the piano singing.
"Dear children, I love you alll! Your father and I want to have two moooorrrre! We are going to sex each other all niiight and see if wee have a giiirrll!" she sang.
Tre got creeped out and shut the door and went off toward Joey's room.
Joey sat in his room playing drums on the bed.
"Hey Joe, you know your mom and dad are having a musical in the othe room?"
"Last time I saw them having a musical mom was blowing dad's kazoo." he said.
"Yeah, but your mom's dressed like a Vegas hooker and your dad's dressed like one of those Mozart wanna-bees and I think he may have farted like he did too."
"Dad and mom are strange. Where's Jakey?"
"Downstairs running around with ear warmers on."
"Lovely.." said Joey, setting down his drum sticks and off to get the bra back from Jakob.
Tre left a couple hours later and went home to get some sleep so he'll be in good shape for tomorrow's date.
He slept 5 hours that night, since he was too excited about today.
He got up, showered, shaved, fell down the steps, ate breakfest, fell up the steps, got dressed, fell down the steps...again and went to watch TV for awhile until 2:30.
He got in his SUV and decided to drive around for a bit, he then headed to Tinseltown and went into Starbucks and saw Carley drinking a steamer, waiting for him.
