Too many lollipops, chapter 1
"Now don't worry Billie, this will all be over with soon enough," Slushie said maniacally. Her best friend and accomplice, Dot, was helping to flip some switches.
"Our plan is perfect! Since we all can't have him, we'll make clones, and send one off to every girl in the world to make millions! Mwahahahaha!" Dot laughed evilly. Of course, they would save a couple for themselves. Dot and Slushie finished turning on all the scientific switches and gauges, and waited to see what happened.
Billie let out a scream that sounded much like your sister would after seeing a spider.
"We'll have to fix that," Slushie said, and with a press of a button, a new manlier, Tarzan like scream came out.
"Perfect. That's a little more appealing," Dots commented. They both watched as he squirmed in immense pain and torture, while screaming like a manly man.
"It is finished!" Dot cried out. 5 new Billie's immerged from the machine, and
Slushie stood waiting to put them all into plastic boxes ready to be shipped to the general public.
"Can I go home now?" the real Billie whimpered.
"No, we need to keep making copies of you. But have a lollipop for being such a good little boy," Slushie offered. He took the lollipop and laughed, skipping merrily off to his room within the lab.
"You know, for a rock star, he really isn't that masculine," Dots observed.
"Yes, but that doesn't matter to the millions of 14 year old fans who would love to have a pajama party with him," Slushie replied. They both laughed at this, and took a drink of some strawberry daiquiri to commemorate their accomplishment. Non-alcoholic, of course.
"Well, we'd better get some sleep, we have a commercial to shoot tomorrow," Dots said. Slushie nodded and they both headed off to bed. As Slushie went past Billie's room, she heard small little cries coming from inside. She walked inside and saw a little man crouched in the fetal position crying.
"What's the matter darling?" she said, trying to comfort the overgrown 3 year old.
"I had a bad dream... I want another lollipop," he said pleadingly. Slushie just sighed and pulled out another lollipop from her bag.
"But that's the last one for tonight, now you go to bed, you've got a long day ahead of you tomorrow," Slushie said while tucking him in. He just smiled lazily and closed his eyes before promptly falling asleep.
The next day, Dots and Slushie woke up to a bright and sunny day filled with flowers and sunshine. This started off a great day of commercials and lollipops. Or so they thought. As they were getting ready, they heard voices coming from within the lab.
Slushie found this rather peculiar. So she went in to investigate. As soon as she opened the door, hundreds of Billie Joe clones were running around giggling and eating some leftover candy-corn from Halloween. This made her very upset. As she looked inside the cloning machine, she found Billie screaming like Tarzan again, but smiling this time.
"What are you doing!" Slushie cried out.
"I'm taking pictures!!! I wanna show everyone where I was when I get back. But the pictures won't stay still, so I have to keep making more... " he trailed off. Dots came running in, shook her head, and walked out, leaving Slushie to take care of the mess. She grabbed Billie by the arm, threw him in his room, and began to package all of the little clones running around. Unfortunately this was easier said then done. By the time all of them were packaged and sealed ready to be shipped out, they had missed their scheduled commercial time.
"What are we supposed to do with all of them for a week! We cant possibly keep them here for that long!" Dots speculated.
"I know. But I guess we'll have to try... " Slushie said, leaving room for a dramatic pause at the end while staring distantly off into space, as though they were thinking of something clever but not really.
"Our plan is perfect! Since we all can't have him, we'll make clones, and send one off to every girl in the world to make millions! Mwahahahaha!" Dot laughed evilly. Of course, they would save a couple for themselves. Dot and Slushie finished turning on all the scientific switches and gauges, and waited to see what happened.
Billie let out a scream that sounded much like your sister would after seeing a spider.
"We'll have to fix that," Slushie said, and with a press of a button, a new manlier, Tarzan like scream came out.
"Perfect. That's a little more appealing," Dots commented. They both watched as he squirmed in immense pain and torture, while screaming like a manly man.
"It is finished!" Dot cried out. 5 new Billie's immerged from the machine, and
Slushie stood waiting to put them all into plastic boxes ready to be shipped to the general public.
"Can I go home now?" the real Billie whimpered.
"No, we need to keep making copies of you. But have a lollipop for being such a good little boy," Slushie offered. He took the lollipop and laughed, skipping merrily off to his room within the lab.
"You know, for a rock star, he really isn't that masculine," Dots observed.
"Yes, but that doesn't matter to the millions of 14 year old fans who would love to have a pajama party with him," Slushie replied. They both laughed at this, and took a drink of some strawberry daiquiri to commemorate their accomplishment. Non-alcoholic, of course.
"Well, we'd better get some sleep, we have a commercial to shoot tomorrow," Dots said. Slushie nodded and they both headed off to bed. As Slushie went past Billie's room, she heard small little cries coming from inside. She walked inside and saw a little man crouched in the fetal position crying.
"What's the matter darling?" she said, trying to comfort the overgrown 3 year old.
"I had a bad dream... I want another lollipop," he said pleadingly. Slushie just sighed and pulled out another lollipop from her bag.
"But that's the last one for tonight, now you go to bed, you've got a long day ahead of you tomorrow," Slushie said while tucking him in. He just smiled lazily and closed his eyes before promptly falling asleep.
The next day, Dots and Slushie woke up to a bright and sunny day filled with flowers and sunshine. This started off a great day of commercials and lollipops. Or so they thought. As they were getting ready, they heard voices coming from within the lab.
Slushie found this rather peculiar. So she went in to investigate. As soon as she opened the door, hundreds of Billie Joe clones were running around giggling and eating some leftover candy-corn from Halloween. This made her very upset. As she looked inside the cloning machine, she found Billie screaming like Tarzan again, but smiling this time.
"What are you doing!" Slushie cried out.
"I'm taking pictures!!! I wanna show everyone where I was when I get back. But the pictures won't stay still, so I have to keep making more... " he trailed off. Dots came running in, shook her head, and walked out, leaving Slushie to take care of the mess. She grabbed Billie by the arm, threw him in his room, and began to package all of the little clones running around. Unfortunately this was easier said then done. By the time all of them were packaged and sealed ready to be shipped out, they had missed their scheduled commercial time.
"What are we supposed to do with all of them for a week! We cant possibly keep them here for that long!" Dots speculated.
"I know. But I guess we'll have to try... " Slushie said, leaving room for a dramatic pause at the end while staring distantly off into space, as though they were thinking of something clever but not really.
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