"I don't know", chapter 1

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"NO!" Lina yelled so loud as possible. "My shoe is completely ruined. I will never be able to use it again!"
She sat down on a bench that was standing in the street. She took of her shoe and sobbed.
"Now you know why I'm trying to teach you how to walk properly," her sister Linda said.
She dragged their big (I seriously mean big) suitcase after her and sat down beside her sister. Some people who walked past them looked at them as if they were completely crazy. Which they kind of were.
"It's not my fault I can't walk." Lina mumbled.

Their plan didn't sound so difficult when they came up with it. They were bored out of their minds when Linda came up with the idea that they should go to Oakland. It was probably just meant as a joke, but Lina liked the idea. Then they had just packed their big suitcase. They took all their savings and bought two tickets to Oakland. There was only one problem. They had nowhere to stay.

Next two their big suitcases there were two almost identical persons sitting on a bench. The only difference on the two skinny girls was their hair. Linda's hair was blue, and Lina's was green.

" JAKOB! GET BACK HERE! I TOLD YOUR MUM I COULD WATCH YOU!"
Both of the twins looked up. The name Jakob did sound familiar and so was the voice that was yelling. A little boy suddenly ran past them with his hands up in the air yelling: "ablablablablablah."
Then a short handsome man ran after the kid, after him again another kid, a little older than the older one, biked calmly after them. The kid smiled at the twins, and they smiled back.
"Was that who I think it was?" Lina asked.
"It depends on who you think it was. If you think it was Paris Hilton, it was not who you think it was." Linda started babbling.
"Who do you think it is?"
"Billie Joe Armstrong."
"Yeah...me too."
"Cool."
The twins saw that Billie Joe managed to catch Jakob a couple of meters away from them. Then they walked back into the house.
The twins just watched the whole thing, and were silent for a little while.
"He lost a key." Lina said.
"I know." Linda answered.
"Are we going to deliver it to him?"
"Yeah."
Then they just sat there for a while again. Then they began to walk against the big (even bigger than the suitcase) house with the big (also bigger than the suitcase) garden.

"Where's the path?" Lina asked.
"I don't know, I think it disappeared behind that bush."
"What bush?"
"I don't know."
The twins stood and looked around for a little while. Then Linda decided to climb a three for a little view.
"Can you see anything?" Lina said when Linda had climbed the three.
"Erm...Yeah! I can see the bush."
"Can you see the house?"
"What house?"
"The one we're trying to get to."
"Oh, that house. No."
"Argh, shit. Well come back down here then."
Linda fell down from the three. While she was falling she yelled: "EARTHQUAKE."
"WHERE?" Lina yelled.
Linda sat up.
"Never mind."
The twins looked around again. Then Linda spoke: "Look! A plant. It says, "Smoke me""
They ran to the plant.
"Oh no, we don't have anything to put it in." Linda was disappointed.
"Lucky for you I brought my pipe." Lina said.
"How are we going to lit it?"
"I can make a fire!" Linda said in a smart voice and began banging to stones into each other.
So there the twins sat. They smoked, they got high, and they fell asleep.
Then a gigantic creature jumped at them...
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