Why the hell am I in Billie Joe's body?, chapter 2
*still Sam's POV*
I stood there like a deer in headlights, holding the window open as the door to my bedroom flew open. The man stopped and looked at me, his gun facing the ceiling.
"What in the fuck?" he said, cocking his head to the side.
"Why the hell are YOU here?" he questioned, pointing at me with his gun.
This guy couldn't have been too bright seeing how I LIVE here.
"Uhh..." I said, backing away from him.
"Hey Leon, get a load of this!"
The other man came in. They both looked around 30.
"Holy fuck!" Leon said putting his hand to his chest. "It's you!"
I squinted my eyes and cocked my head to the side. They were joking right? I mean.. What the fuck?
"Chris..." Leon said looking over at him.
They weren't too bright seeing how they both let me know their names and they both weren't wearing anything to hide their identity.
"New plan"
They both looked at me and smiled before it all went black.
*Billie Joe's POV*
I stretched out on my bed and lazily reached my arm over to where Adrienne should have been. I opened one of my eyes to see that she was gone. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and inched my way towards the bathroom. I walked past the mirror to turn the shower on but stopped dead in my tracks. I turned towards my reflection.
"AHHHHH!" I screamed "80!"
I started breathing heavily and tried to brace myself up against the sink. Was that.. Me?
*Sam's POV*
I slowly opened my eyes looking around me. Nope. It wasn't a dream. I was officially screwed. My head ached and my mouth was covered with duct tape. I went to rub my head but my hands were tied to the chair behind my back.
"Morning sunshine."
*Billie Joe's POV*
I gasped and rubbed my new blue eyes. Yah, I was still a girl.
"Oh my god." I whispered to myself. "What the hell am I going to do?"
"Billie?" Shit.. Adrienne was coming!
I locked the door to the bathroom and started the shower water.
"Billie, you ok?" she asked knocking against the door.
"Uh, yeah, I'm fine"
I could see Adrienne's feet through the bottom of the door. She didn't go anywhere.
"Are you sure Billie? You don't sound too good"
"Yah hun I'm fine" I said, trying to disguise my voice.
Her shadow swayed from underneath the door.
"Well babe, if you need anything let me know ok?"
I thought for a minute.
"Adrienne?"
"Yah?" I bit my bottom lip.
"Uh.. I think I'm gonna go to the studio for a bit today.."
The shower water was still running and I knew the water would be cold by the time I decided to get in. I glanced back up to the mirror and rubbed a circle in the for with my palm. No change.
"Well I'm gonna take the kids to the park today after I get ready so.."
She trailed, off leaving her sentence unfinished.
"Yah, maybe I'll show up later on today"'
I knew that was highly doubtful, seeing how her husband was now a girl.
"I love you Billie Joe"
I stopped screwing around and walked over to the door and leaned against it. I stuck my ear to the door as if it was her.
"I love you too"
I heard her sigh as she walked away from the door, heading off to our bedroom. I wish I could tell her, tell her about me, about what happened... I think she'd have me locked up though, no matter what I said. I looked down at myself. I was at least in the same clothes. But what would she think of me if a girl walked out of our bathroom wearing MY boxers and Ramones t-shirt? Yea.. Bad idea.
I sat there thinking about all of this until I heard the boys arguing over who got shotgun, and then the sound of the front door closing. I smiled to myself as I leaned over the tub to shut the water off. It was funny that I could hear them arguing over the shower water while I was upstairs. I decided to change before I headed out. I wouldn't want to cruise around in California in just my boxers and a tee, obviously. I grabbed my black pants, shirt, and red tie. I could at least dress like me right? At least this girl, whoever she was, was attractive. I mean, if I weren't with 80 and had no cares whatsoever, I'd do her.
She had black hair a little longer than shoulder length with red highlights. Her eyes were the prettiest blue I had ever seen. I wasn't used to seeing such blue eyes, mine were normally green. I threw on my converse, grabbed the keys, and headed for the door. I locked up the house and ran until I got to my car and jumped in as fast as I could. The damn neighbors would get a kick out of seeing "some beautiful girl" stumble out of my house.
I started the ignition and sat there with my hands on the wheel. Suddenly, it hit me and I couldn't believe it took so long for me to think about it... If I were in a girl's body.. Did she have mine?
I stood there like a deer in headlights, holding the window open as the door to my bedroom flew open. The man stopped and looked at me, his gun facing the ceiling.
"What in the fuck?" he said, cocking his head to the side.
"Why the hell are YOU here?" he questioned, pointing at me with his gun.
This guy couldn't have been too bright seeing how I LIVE here.
"Uhh..." I said, backing away from him.
"Hey Leon, get a load of this!"
The other man came in. They both looked around 30.
"Holy fuck!" Leon said putting his hand to his chest. "It's you!"
I squinted my eyes and cocked my head to the side. They were joking right? I mean.. What the fuck?
"Chris..." Leon said looking over at him.
They weren't too bright seeing how they both let me know their names and they both weren't wearing anything to hide their identity.
"New plan"
They both looked at me and smiled before it all went black.
*Billie Joe's POV*
I stretched out on my bed and lazily reached my arm over to where Adrienne should have been. I opened one of my eyes to see that she was gone. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and inched my way towards the bathroom. I walked past the mirror to turn the shower on but stopped dead in my tracks. I turned towards my reflection.
"AHHHHH!" I screamed "80!"
I started breathing heavily and tried to brace myself up against the sink. Was that.. Me?
*Sam's POV*
I slowly opened my eyes looking around me. Nope. It wasn't a dream. I was officially screwed. My head ached and my mouth was covered with duct tape. I went to rub my head but my hands were tied to the chair behind my back.
"Morning sunshine."
*Billie Joe's POV*
I gasped and rubbed my new blue eyes. Yah, I was still a girl.
"Oh my god." I whispered to myself. "What the hell am I going to do?"
"Billie?" Shit.. Adrienne was coming!
I locked the door to the bathroom and started the shower water.
"Billie, you ok?" she asked knocking against the door.
"Uh, yeah, I'm fine"
I could see Adrienne's feet through the bottom of the door. She didn't go anywhere.
"Are you sure Billie? You don't sound too good"
"Yah hun I'm fine" I said, trying to disguise my voice.
Her shadow swayed from underneath the door.
"Well babe, if you need anything let me know ok?"
I thought for a minute.
"Adrienne?"
"Yah?" I bit my bottom lip.
"Uh.. I think I'm gonna go to the studio for a bit today.."
The shower water was still running and I knew the water would be cold by the time I decided to get in. I glanced back up to the mirror and rubbed a circle in the for with my palm. No change.
"Well I'm gonna take the kids to the park today after I get ready so.."
She trailed, off leaving her sentence unfinished.
"Yah, maybe I'll show up later on today"'
I knew that was highly doubtful, seeing how her husband was now a girl.
"I love you Billie Joe"
I stopped screwing around and walked over to the door and leaned against it. I stuck my ear to the door as if it was her.
"I love you too"
I heard her sigh as she walked away from the door, heading off to our bedroom. I wish I could tell her, tell her about me, about what happened... I think she'd have me locked up though, no matter what I said. I looked down at myself. I was at least in the same clothes. But what would she think of me if a girl walked out of our bathroom wearing MY boxers and Ramones t-shirt? Yea.. Bad idea.
I sat there thinking about all of this until I heard the boys arguing over who got shotgun, and then the sound of the front door closing. I smiled to myself as I leaned over the tub to shut the water off. It was funny that I could hear them arguing over the shower water while I was upstairs. I decided to change before I headed out. I wouldn't want to cruise around in California in just my boxers and a tee, obviously. I grabbed my black pants, shirt, and red tie. I could at least dress like me right? At least this girl, whoever she was, was attractive. I mean, if I weren't with 80 and had no cares whatsoever, I'd do her.
She had black hair a little longer than shoulder length with red highlights. Her eyes were the prettiest blue I had ever seen. I wasn't used to seeing such blue eyes, mine were normally green. I threw on my converse, grabbed the keys, and headed for the door. I locked up the house and ran until I got to my car and jumped in as fast as I could. The damn neighbors would get a kick out of seeing "some beautiful girl" stumble out of my house.
I started the ignition and sat there with my hands on the wheel. Suddenly, it hit me and I couldn't believe it took so long for me to think about it... If I were in a girl's body.. Did she have mine?
