Buried Myself Alive, to be dug up by the East Bay Punks, chapter 3
"As if I didn't see this coming." I said, my voice dripping with nothing but sarcasm. "Don't take that tone with me!" he snapped.
"Whatever, fuckface," I replied.
"Maddeline! Language!" my mum said.
"English," I replied smugly.
Dad could tell that I wasn't gonna give up so he left the room with his hands in the air. I went up to my room and went to sleep.
Sunday night. The day before I'm not grounded. But to tell you the truth, my parents are shit at keeping their word. They don't know that in on MSN right now either.
SUCK MY KISS has signed on a box said. yay! It's Frankito! I thought.
SUCK MY KISS: Hey, how's it going?
take warning: gah! i'm so bored...save me Franklin.
SUCK MY KISS: Franklin eh? haven't heard that one before.
take warning: once again, you love it.
SUCK MY KISS: food yes. Franklin...not so much.
take warning: i thought you would say "masturbation yes"
SUCK MY KISS: i don't jerk off!!
take warning: *cough cough* sorry, i'm allergic to bull shit
SUCK MY KISS: I do not wank!!
take warning: I'm not friggen retarted, you almost admitted to it that day when we went to the movies.
SUCK MY KISS: How???
take warning: you said "Dad this better be good, I was j--" then you shutted up when you saw me.
SUCK MY KISS:......
take warning: yeah! told ya you jerk off!
SUCK MY KISS: Hey maddy, its Tré
take warning: hey, what happened to frankie boy?
SUCK MY KISS: he went to the bathroom and told me NOT to touch the computer
take warning: right.
SUCK MY KISS: nice nic name by the way. good taste in music.
take warning: yeah, that's because I rock
SUCK MY KISS: you don't rock, I rock!
take warning: um...NO!
SUCK MY KISS: YES!
take warning: clearly you don't rock, and i kick your ass when it comes to rocking.
SUCK MY KISS: hehe you said "comes"
take warning: and people call you immature
SUCK MY KISS: was that an insult
take warning: no, i wouldn't dare insult you are your gullibleness
SUCK MY KISS: that's fucking right
take warning:....
SUCK MY KISS: HEY!!! that was an insult!
take warning: thanks captain obvious.
SUCK MY KISS: Frankito's back now, cya later.
take warning: okay, cya Tré.
SUCK MY KISS: did he hurt you????
take warning: um..no
SUCK MY KISS: what did he say to you?
take warning: it should be on the upper part of the screen
SUCK MY KISS: oh yeah.....
take warning: stupidness runs in the family
SUCK MY KISS: what??
take warning: meh. never mind, I g2g, talk to ya later
SUCK MY KISS: aww, but I just got back
take warning: yeah well I'm tired. Dont worry, I'll talk to you TOMORROW! I won't be grounded then.
SUCK MY KISS: aww...okay. cya then.
take warning: bye.
take warning has signed off
*With Frankito*
"You should tell her how you feel," Dad said.
"I feel?" I asked. I walked to my room and he followed me.
"No duh! Just tell her already," he replied.
"I'd rather not," I said flatly as I sat on the bed.
"And why is that?" he questioned, sitting on the chair in my room.
"Cos she'll reject me," I answered.
"Why the fuck would she reject you?" he asked with a high sounding voice that I have only heard once, when mum joked that she was pregnant.
"Because I'm too normal. You walk out to the street and you see me lookin' like a fucking regular guy!!" I yelled.
"Well we're gonna change that," he said.
"First we're gonna see how good you are with musical instruments and spray paint..."
*with Maddy*
Tré frightens me sometimes...but then again he is my idol. And I'm told that I act like him.
I got changed into purple shorts and a black singlet top and went to bed.
*next day*
First day of school for me. More teachers to make break down. More enemies to make, sounds like fun, fun, fun for me!
I put on my grey tank top that I had the words "I'm not growing up, I'm just burnin' out" printed on it in green, and some cargo pants that had army print.
"Maddeline, breakfast," Mum called. I walked slowly downstairs and grabbed the bagels that she made for me. Yes I was ungrateful but wouldn't you be if you had parents like mine?
Mum sighed and looked at what I was wearing. "What?" I asked with a mouth full of food.
"You cannot wear that to school," she stated.
"It's a free country," I shot back.
"But what will people think of you?" she asked.
"People can think whatever the hell they want to think, I can't change that, and I ain't gonna try. I make the impression I make," I replied.
She gaped at me, and I left the room.
Ten minutes later there was a honking out the front and dad came into my room. "Some guy by the name of Tré is here for you," he muttered.
I picked up my bag and rushed out the door.
"You decided to save me?" I asked.
"No, Frankito wanted to pick you up," he said as I stepped into his car. I saw Frankito. He has blue and green hair with some random black streaks in it. He had a red shirt that said "Fcuk, I wish I could spell" on it, and some jeans.
"Dude, nice hair!!" I said.
They laughed and Trè turned on the radio.
"Is there only hip-hop shit on at this time of the day?" I ask.
"No, this is a strictly punk rock channel, made for us so our ears won't bleed," he replied. I laughed and looked at Frankito, sure enough, he was blushing.
"You okay?" I asked him.
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said. He blushed a deeper red then before.
"Alright," I said.
We finally arrived at school.
"Now Maddy, try not to get in trouble the first day," I nodded.
"You said TRY!" I yelled as he drove off.
Frankito laughed and we walked inside.
"Where do I get my time table?" I ask him.
"Uh...in the office I think," he replied.
We walked to the office and got my time table.
"Cool, you have half your classes with me, and the rest with either Jimmy or Joey," he said.
I smirked and he handed my timetable back to me.
"Hey Frankito, Maddy," Jimmy said when he walked up to us.
"Hello dearest Jimmy," I said.
He hadn't noticed Frankito yet, so I cleared my throat and pointed at him. Jimmy gasped and stared at him.
"God, Jimmy, you'd think you like Frankito or something," I said.
"I don't like Frankito. But I know he likes--" Frankito punched him and made him shut up.
"Meh," I said. Joey walked over to us.
"Hey people," he said.
"I am not people. Address me as Her kick ass drummer-ness," I said.
Frankito laughed.
"Call me Maurice," he said.
"MORRY!!" I screamed.
They stared at me, then craked up.
"Just because I severely kick more ass then all of you three," I said.
"You and Dad had this same conversation yesterday," Frankito...or Maurice said.
"Yeah, and I rock more," I added.
He nodded and we headed off to class.
"So we got's cooking first?" I asked.
"Yeah. Lucky you're with me," he said.
"And why is that, Maurice?" I question.
"Because of my schmexxy body!!" he replied.
"Oh yeah baby," I said sarcastically.
He laughed it off as we walked into the class room. Both of us got the same amount of disturbed looks, as if we were caught doing it in front of the class. Frankito muttered something I didn't hear when we walked to our seats.
"Are you, like, the girl that was, like, with Frankito the other day at the movies?" a prep asked.
"Yes, yes I am," I replied.
"Oh, you like totally need to go slow on the eyeliner and mascara...too much isn't good for you, your looks or your skin!" she said.
"Um...I don't really care about my skin," I muttered.
"Well you should. Don't you care about your social status?" she asked.
I shook my head.
"Well I think you should!!" she insisted.
"No offence lady, but no-one gives a fuck what you think," I said.
She let out an exasperated sigh and stalked off to her posse. I rolled my eyes. "You try to be nice to people and look what you get," I said.
The day went quickly by and now I'm in last class with Jimmy. We were writing notes to each other.
"I know something you don't know," He wrote.
"Isn't that a ring-tone?" I asked.
"That and it's the truth."
"That's great."
"Do you wanna know what it is?"
"Um... no not really."
"Aww... ruin my fun."
"Too late," I replied.
I sighed and looked out the window as if I was expecting something to happen...
*With Frankito in P.E*
*Frankito's p.o.v*
"Are you sure about this?" Joey asked me.
"Maybe," I replied.
"You know we're gonna get in shit for this?" he said.
"Duh," I mocked.
"Send a message to Jimmy and tell him to come down here," I said. He nodded and sent Jimmy the message.
*Jimmys p.o.v*
"Fuck! This is so boring." Maddy muttered to me. I nodded and glanced anxiously at my phone. Sure enough, the message was there.
Jimmy, we're waiting for you, we have all the things needed, get your ass down here now!
-Joey"
I put my phone away and started to groan sickly, this always worked. The teacher looked at me and pointed at the door. "See ya soon," I said with a smirk atop my face.
*Maddys p.o.v*
What the fuck is with people at this school?!
*Frankito...or Maurice's p.o.v*
Joey finished spray painting the word "Tré" Onto my front, and "Cool" onto my back. Then I painted "Billiam Joseph" * Billie Joe for those dumbasses out there!!* onto him. About a minute later, Jimmy waltzed into the room looking pleased with himself. "Dude. Did you just fuck someone or something?" I asked.
He shook his head. "Whatever. Hurry up and get ready," I added.
*With Maddy...being very bored.*
I sighed again, yes I know I sigh a lot, fuck off already!
Since Jimmy ditched me I'm even more bored then before if it's possible. I laid my head on the desk and fell asleep.
I was awoke with the smashing of a cymbal outside the class window. I looked outside and saw Jimmy, Joey and Frankito with a bass, electric guitar and a green drum kit about to play in nothing but their boxer shorts.
The class was looking around for a minute, then one after another got out of their seats and ran outside to see what the fuck was going on.
Frankie boy was doing random drum beats, and the two J's were making riffs that sounded familiar. Soon the guys stopped playing the instruments, and the whole school that looked apon them fell silent.
Joey began to make yet another set of riffs that then turned into the infamous song, "Platypus (I Hate you)."
Your Rise And Fall
Back Up Against The Wall
What Goes Around Is Coming Back And Haunting You
It's Time To Quit
Cause You Ain't Worth The Shit
Under My Shoes Or The Piss On The Ground
No One Loves You And You Know It
Don't Pretend That You Enjoy It Or You Don't Care
Cause Now I Wouldn't Lie Or Tell You All The Things You Want
To Hear.
I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You
I Heard Your Sick
Sucked On That Cancer Stick
A Throbbing Tumor And A Radiation High
Shit Out Of Luck
And Now Your Time Is Up
It Brings Me Pleasure Just To Know Your Going To Die
Dickhead, Fuckface, Cock Smoking, Mother Fucking, Asshole,
Dirty Twat, Waste Of Semen, I Hope You Die! Hey!
Red Eye, Code Blue
I'd Like To Strangle You
And Watch Your Eyes Bulge Right Out Of Your Skull
When You Go Down
Head First Into The Ground
I'll Stand Above You Just To Piss On Your Grave
No One Loves You And You Know It
Don't Pretend That You Enjoy It Or You Don't Care
Cause Now I Wouldn't Lie Or Tell You All The Things You Want
To Hear.
I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You!!
They stopped, and a ripple of cheering erupted over the audience. Joey took the mic and began to talk normally.
"Hello dear mother fuckers!!" He yelled.
"We here are a very bad, pathetic parody of Green Day....called...what's our name again?" he asked, turning around. Frankie boy nodded and then Joey began to talk again.
"Ah yes, our name is "Insane For Pay"...or something like that. On the Bass, we have a man...or woman called Mike Fucking Dirnt...Or Jimmy Fucking Dirnt!!" Jimmy walked around the "stage" strumming notes on his bass.
"Kicking ass on the drums. A guy who gives the best anal sex you've ever had...FRANKITO...Maurice...COOL!" everyone cheered at this.
"And as for me...well i'm an asshole called George W. Bush...or Joey Armstrong!!" He yelled.
"Get a job!!" I yelled at him. He smirked and started to strum something else on the guitar when they were stopped by a mass of pissed off teachers. "Let's get the fuck outta here!" he yelled. "Maddy, are ya coming with?" Frankie boy asked. "Fuck yes!" I answered. They pulled me with them and we began to run to God knows where.
"To my place!" Jimmy yelled. We followed him for a while till we reached the "Dirnt" estate. "Did your parents know that you were gonna do this?" I asked. "Well...no...but mine did," Frankie boy said. "Okay..." I said. He knocked on the door and Mike openeded it.
"Jimmy...what the fuck?!" He said.
"Uh hi dad," Jimmy said.
"Hey Mike," Joey and Frankie boy said.
"Why is Maddy with you?" he asked.
"Um...." He trailed.
"Because I rock," I answered. He nodded slowly, "Do your parents know where you are?" he asked. "Well...mine does." Franky said. Joey and I shook our heads. "Why are you here anyway?" he said to Franky. "Dont worry, you'll find out on the news," he replied.
Mike nodded. "We have to go now," Joey said. "Lemme know what happens." Franky muttered to Jimmy.
*Back at Maddy's house*
*With Maddy*
*On MSN* (hehe lots of stars)
SUCK MY KISS has just signed on
take warning: heyo maurice, how's it going?
SUCK MY KISS: wonderful. I'm grounded.
take warning: why? just for playing a song?
SUCK MY KISS: that's only half of it.
take warning: wtf! what did you do?!
SUCK MY KISS: tomorrow you'll see
take warning: but I wanna know NOW!
SUCK MY KISS: um...no
take warning: you suck! I'll get Tré to tell me what happened!!
SUCK MY KISS: nope, he's sworn to secrecy.
take warning: nah! he'll tell me.
SUCK MY KISS: not if he values his Ball he won't!
take warning: ew! you know about that?!
SUCK MY KISS: go to www.geekstinkbreath.net they'll tell you everything you need to know.
take warning: a Green Day fan site? as if I haven't been to one of those already!
SUCK MY KISS: sarcasm won't get you anywhere m'dear.
take warning: oh shut up Grampa
SUCK MY KISS: oooh don't say the "g" word!
take warning: why?
SUCK MY KISS: cos I'll sing!
take warning: GRAMPA!! GRAMPA!!
SUCK MY KISS: when you fucked Grampa did he tell you that he loved you?
take warning: EEWW!! Stop singing!!
SUCK MY KISS: you said the "g" word
take warning: well I take it back!
SUCK MY KISS: that's good.
*with Frankito*
"Ask her out!" Dad said.
"NO!" I replied.
"Do it!!" he insisted.
"If you like her so much then why don't you ask her out?!" I said. "Because you obviously like her and I don't want to hurt you," he replied. I rolled my eyes.
"Just fucking ask her out!!" he said again.
"Fine!!" I said.
He left the room with a smirk on his face. I wasn't gonna do it, I mean it's not like she likes me anyway.
*Back with Maddy*
take warning: brb
SUCK MY KISS: okay see ya soon
take warning's status is set to away
I walked downstairs and into the lounge room to check the news for any information on what the guys did today.
"Breaking news! We have various pictures of the escapade that took place at East Bay Area High School this afternoon.
Pictures of the guys flashed up on screen, there was one of me moshing with the crowd, and then there was one that freaked the shit outta me. It was of a love heart that said "FC loves MC"...I ran back up to my room and changed the status.
take warning has returned from away.
take warning: I saw the story on the news
SUCK MY KISS: hehehe
take waning: uh i got to go.
SUCK MY KISS: aww...alright, talk to ya later.
take warning: cya xo.
take warning has now signed off.[/i]
*With Franky*
"Frankito come down stairs now!!" Dad yelled.
I ran downstairs and looked at him, he re-wound tivo with the remote and the picture of the heart that I painted on the wall flashed up.
oh shit
"Whatever, fuckface," I replied.
"Maddeline! Language!" my mum said.
"English," I replied smugly.
Dad could tell that I wasn't gonna give up so he left the room with his hands in the air. I went up to my room and went to sleep.
Sunday night. The day before I'm not grounded. But to tell you the truth, my parents are shit at keeping their word. They don't know that in on MSN right now either.
SUCK MY KISS has signed on a box said. yay! It's Frankito! I thought.
SUCK MY KISS: Hey, how's it going?
take warning: gah! i'm so bored...save me Franklin.
SUCK MY KISS: Franklin eh? haven't heard that one before.
take warning: once again, you love it.
SUCK MY KISS: food yes. Franklin...not so much.
take warning: i thought you would say "masturbation yes"
SUCK MY KISS: i don't jerk off!!
take warning: *cough cough* sorry, i'm allergic to bull shit
SUCK MY KISS: I do not wank!!
take warning: I'm not friggen retarted, you almost admitted to it that day when we went to the movies.
SUCK MY KISS: How???
take warning: you said "Dad this better be good, I was j--" then you shutted up when you saw me.
SUCK MY KISS:......
take warning: yeah! told ya you jerk off!
SUCK MY KISS: Hey maddy, its Tré
take warning: hey, what happened to frankie boy?
SUCK MY KISS: he went to the bathroom and told me NOT to touch the computer
take warning: right.
SUCK MY KISS: nice nic name by the way. good taste in music.
take warning: yeah, that's because I rock
SUCK MY KISS: you don't rock, I rock!
take warning: um...NO!
SUCK MY KISS: YES!
take warning: clearly you don't rock, and i kick your ass when it comes to rocking.
SUCK MY KISS: hehe you said "comes"
take warning: and people call you immature
SUCK MY KISS: was that an insult
take warning: no, i wouldn't dare insult you are your gullibleness
SUCK MY KISS: that's fucking right
take warning:....
SUCK MY KISS: HEY!!! that was an insult!
take warning: thanks captain obvious.
SUCK MY KISS: Frankito's back now, cya later.
take warning: okay, cya Tré.
SUCK MY KISS: did he hurt you????
take warning: um..no
SUCK MY KISS: what did he say to you?
take warning: it should be on the upper part of the screen
SUCK MY KISS: oh yeah.....
take warning: stupidness runs in the family
SUCK MY KISS: what??
take warning: meh. never mind, I g2g, talk to ya later
SUCK MY KISS: aww, but I just got back
take warning: yeah well I'm tired. Dont worry, I'll talk to you TOMORROW! I won't be grounded then.
SUCK MY KISS: aww...okay. cya then.
take warning: bye.
take warning has signed off
*With Frankito*
"You should tell her how you feel," Dad said.
"I feel?" I asked. I walked to my room and he followed me.
"No duh! Just tell her already," he replied.
"I'd rather not," I said flatly as I sat on the bed.
"And why is that?" he questioned, sitting on the chair in my room.
"Cos she'll reject me," I answered.
"Why the fuck would she reject you?" he asked with a high sounding voice that I have only heard once, when mum joked that she was pregnant.
"Because I'm too normal. You walk out to the street and you see me lookin' like a fucking regular guy!!" I yelled.
"Well we're gonna change that," he said.
"First we're gonna see how good you are with musical instruments and spray paint..."
*with Maddy*
Tré frightens me sometimes...but then again he is my idol. And I'm told that I act like him.
I got changed into purple shorts and a black singlet top and went to bed.
*next day*
First day of school for me. More teachers to make break down. More enemies to make, sounds like fun, fun, fun for me!
I put on my grey tank top that I had the words "I'm not growing up, I'm just burnin' out" printed on it in green, and some cargo pants that had army print.
"Maddeline, breakfast," Mum called. I walked slowly downstairs and grabbed the bagels that she made for me. Yes I was ungrateful but wouldn't you be if you had parents like mine?
Mum sighed and looked at what I was wearing. "What?" I asked with a mouth full of food.
"You cannot wear that to school," she stated.
"It's a free country," I shot back.
"But what will people think of you?" she asked.
"People can think whatever the hell they want to think, I can't change that, and I ain't gonna try. I make the impression I make," I replied.
She gaped at me, and I left the room.
Ten minutes later there was a honking out the front and dad came into my room. "Some guy by the name of Tré is here for you," he muttered.
I picked up my bag and rushed out the door.
"You decided to save me?" I asked.
"No, Frankito wanted to pick you up," he said as I stepped into his car. I saw Frankito. He has blue and green hair with some random black streaks in it. He had a red shirt that said "Fcuk, I wish I could spell" on it, and some jeans.
"Dude, nice hair!!" I said.
They laughed and Trè turned on the radio.
"Is there only hip-hop shit on at this time of the day?" I ask.
"No, this is a strictly punk rock channel, made for us so our ears won't bleed," he replied. I laughed and looked at Frankito, sure enough, he was blushing.
"You okay?" I asked him.
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said. He blushed a deeper red then before.
"Alright," I said.
We finally arrived at school.
"Now Maddy, try not to get in trouble the first day," I nodded.
"You said TRY!" I yelled as he drove off.
Frankito laughed and we walked inside.
"Where do I get my time table?" I ask him.
"Uh...in the office I think," he replied.
We walked to the office and got my time table.
"Cool, you have half your classes with me, and the rest with either Jimmy or Joey," he said.
I smirked and he handed my timetable back to me.
"Hey Frankito, Maddy," Jimmy said when he walked up to us.
"Hello dearest Jimmy," I said.
He hadn't noticed Frankito yet, so I cleared my throat and pointed at him. Jimmy gasped and stared at him.
"God, Jimmy, you'd think you like Frankito or something," I said.
"I don't like Frankito. But I know he likes--" Frankito punched him and made him shut up.
"Meh," I said. Joey walked over to us.
"Hey people," he said.
"I am not people. Address me as Her kick ass drummer-ness," I said.
Frankito laughed.
"Call me Maurice," he said.
"MORRY!!" I screamed.
They stared at me, then craked up.
"Just because I severely kick more ass then all of you three," I said.
"You and Dad had this same conversation yesterday," Frankito...or Maurice said.
"Yeah, and I rock more," I added.
He nodded and we headed off to class.
"So we got's cooking first?" I asked.
"Yeah. Lucky you're with me," he said.
"And why is that, Maurice?" I question.
"Because of my schmexxy body!!" he replied.
"Oh yeah baby," I said sarcastically.
He laughed it off as we walked into the class room. Both of us got the same amount of disturbed looks, as if we were caught doing it in front of the class. Frankito muttered something I didn't hear when we walked to our seats.
"Are you, like, the girl that was, like, with Frankito the other day at the movies?" a prep asked.
"Yes, yes I am," I replied.
"Oh, you like totally need to go slow on the eyeliner and mascara...too much isn't good for you, your looks or your skin!" she said.
"Um...I don't really care about my skin," I muttered.
"Well you should. Don't you care about your social status?" she asked.
I shook my head.
"Well I think you should!!" she insisted.
"No offence lady, but no-one gives a fuck what you think," I said.
She let out an exasperated sigh and stalked off to her posse. I rolled my eyes. "You try to be nice to people and look what you get," I said.
The day went quickly by and now I'm in last class with Jimmy. We were writing notes to each other.
"I know something you don't know," He wrote.
"Isn't that a ring-tone?" I asked.
"That and it's the truth."
"That's great."
"Do you wanna know what it is?"
"Um... no not really."
"Aww... ruin my fun."
"Too late," I replied.
I sighed and looked out the window as if I was expecting something to happen...
*With Frankito in P.E*
*Frankito's p.o.v*
"Are you sure about this?" Joey asked me.
"Maybe," I replied.
"You know we're gonna get in shit for this?" he said.
"Duh," I mocked.
"Send a message to Jimmy and tell him to come down here," I said. He nodded and sent Jimmy the message.
*Jimmys p.o.v*
"Fuck! This is so boring." Maddy muttered to me. I nodded and glanced anxiously at my phone. Sure enough, the message was there.
Jimmy, we're waiting for you, we have all the things needed, get your ass down here now!
-Joey"
I put my phone away and started to groan sickly, this always worked. The teacher looked at me and pointed at the door. "See ya soon," I said with a smirk atop my face.
*Maddys p.o.v*
What the fuck is with people at this school?!
*Frankito...or Maurice's p.o.v*
Joey finished spray painting the word "Tré" Onto my front, and "Cool" onto my back. Then I painted "Billiam Joseph" * Billie Joe for those dumbasses out there!!* onto him. About a minute later, Jimmy waltzed into the room looking pleased with himself. "Dude. Did you just fuck someone or something?" I asked.
He shook his head. "Whatever. Hurry up and get ready," I added.
*With Maddy...being very bored.*
I sighed again, yes I know I sigh a lot, fuck off already!
Since Jimmy ditched me I'm even more bored then before if it's possible. I laid my head on the desk and fell asleep.
I was awoke with the smashing of a cymbal outside the class window. I looked outside and saw Jimmy, Joey and Frankito with a bass, electric guitar and a green drum kit about to play in nothing but their boxer shorts.
The class was looking around for a minute, then one after another got out of their seats and ran outside to see what the fuck was going on.
Frankie boy was doing random drum beats, and the two J's were making riffs that sounded familiar. Soon the guys stopped playing the instruments, and the whole school that looked apon them fell silent.
Joey began to make yet another set of riffs that then turned into the infamous song, "Platypus (I Hate you)."
Your Rise And Fall
Back Up Against The Wall
What Goes Around Is Coming Back And Haunting You
It's Time To Quit
Cause You Ain't Worth The Shit
Under My Shoes Or The Piss On The Ground
No One Loves You And You Know It
Don't Pretend That You Enjoy It Or You Don't Care
Cause Now I Wouldn't Lie Or Tell You All The Things You Want
To Hear.
I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You
I Heard Your Sick
Sucked On That Cancer Stick
A Throbbing Tumor And A Radiation High
Shit Out Of Luck
And Now Your Time Is Up
It Brings Me Pleasure Just To Know Your Going To Die
Dickhead, Fuckface, Cock Smoking, Mother Fucking, Asshole,
Dirty Twat, Waste Of Semen, I Hope You Die! Hey!
Red Eye, Code Blue
I'd Like To Strangle You
And Watch Your Eyes Bulge Right Out Of Your Skull
When You Go Down
Head First Into The Ground
I'll Stand Above You Just To Piss On Your Grave
No One Loves You And You Know It
Don't Pretend That You Enjoy It Or You Don't Care
Cause Now I Wouldn't Lie Or Tell You All The Things You Want
To Hear.
I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You!!
They stopped, and a ripple of cheering erupted over the audience. Joey took the mic and began to talk normally.
"Hello dear mother fuckers!!" He yelled.
"We here are a very bad, pathetic parody of Green Day....called...what's our name again?" he asked, turning around. Frankie boy nodded and then Joey began to talk again.
"Ah yes, our name is "Insane For Pay"...or something like that. On the Bass, we have a man...or woman called Mike Fucking Dirnt...Or Jimmy Fucking Dirnt!!" Jimmy walked around the "stage" strumming notes on his bass.
"Kicking ass on the drums. A guy who gives the best anal sex you've ever had...FRANKITO...Maurice...COOL!" everyone cheered at this.
"And as for me...well i'm an asshole called George W. Bush...or Joey Armstrong!!" He yelled.
"Get a job!!" I yelled at him. He smirked and started to strum something else on the guitar when they were stopped by a mass of pissed off teachers. "Let's get the fuck outta here!" he yelled. "Maddy, are ya coming with?" Frankie boy asked. "Fuck yes!" I answered. They pulled me with them and we began to run to God knows where.
"To my place!" Jimmy yelled. We followed him for a while till we reached the "Dirnt" estate. "Did your parents know that you were gonna do this?" I asked. "Well...no...but mine did," Frankie boy said. "Okay..." I said. He knocked on the door and Mike openeded it.
"Jimmy...what the fuck?!" He said.
"Uh hi dad," Jimmy said.
"Hey Mike," Joey and Frankie boy said.
"Why is Maddy with you?" he asked.
"Um...." He trailed.
"Because I rock," I answered. He nodded slowly, "Do your parents know where you are?" he asked. "Well...mine does." Franky said. Joey and I shook our heads. "Why are you here anyway?" he said to Franky. "Dont worry, you'll find out on the news," he replied.
Mike nodded. "We have to go now," Joey said. "Lemme know what happens." Franky muttered to Jimmy.
*Back at Maddy's house*
*With Maddy*
*On MSN* (hehe lots of stars)
SUCK MY KISS has just signed on
take warning: heyo maurice, how's it going?
SUCK MY KISS: wonderful. I'm grounded.
take warning: why? just for playing a song?
SUCK MY KISS: that's only half of it.
take warning: wtf! what did you do?!
SUCK MY KISS: tomorrow you'll see
take warning: but I wanna know NOW!
SUCK MY KISS: um...no
take warning: you suck! I'll get Tré to tell me what happened!!
SUCK MY KISS: nope, he's sworn to secrecy.
take warning: nah! he'll tell me.
SUCK MY KISS: not if he values his Ball he won't!
take warning: ew! you know about that?!
SUCK MY KISS: go to www.geekstinkbreath.net they'll tell you everything you need to know.
take warning: a Green Day fan site? as if I haven't been to one of those already!
SUCK MY KISS: sarcasm won't get you anywhere m'dear.
take warning: oh shut up Grampa
SUCK MY KISS: oooh don't say the "g" word!
take warning: why?
SUCK MY KISS: cos I'll sing!
take warning: GRAMPA!! GRAMPA!!
SUCK MY KISS: when you fucked Grampa did he tell you that he loved you?
take warning: EEWW!! Stop singing!!
SUCK MY KISS: you said the "g" word
take warning: well I take it back!
SUCK MY KISS: that's good.
*with Frankito*
"Ask her out!" Dad said.
"NO!" I replied.
"Do it!!" he insisted.
"If you like her so much then why don't you ask her out?!" I said. "Because you obviously like her and I don't want to hurt you," he replied. I rolled my eyes.
"Just fucking ask her out!!" he said again.
"Fine!!" I said.
He left the room with a smirk on his face. I wasn't gonna do it, I mean it's not like she likes me anyway.
*Back with Maddy*
take warning: brb
SUCK MY KISS: okay see ya soon
take warning's status is set to away
I walked downstairs and into the lounge room to check the news for any information on what the guys did today.
"Breaking news! We have various pictures of the escapade that took place at East Bay Area High School this afternoon.
Pictures of the guys flashed up on screen, there was one of me moshing with the crowd, and then there was one that freaked the shit outta me. It was of a love heart that said "FC loves MC"...I ran back up to my room and changed the status.
take warning has returned from away.
take warning: I saw the story on the news
SUCK MY KISS: hehehe
take waning: uh i got to go.
SUCK MY KISS: aww...alright, talk to ya later.
take warning: cya xo.
take warning has now signed off.[/i]
*With Franky*
"Frankito come down stairs now!!" Dad yelled.
I ran downstairs and looked at him, he re-wound tivo with the remote and the picture of the heart that I painted on the wall flashed up.
oh shit
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