"Don't mess with me, for I am Saint Jimmy!", chapter 4
"Uhh Jimmy, why is your mom here?" J.O.S asked. I'd been at the party for an hour, I was getting drunk and hanging out with J.O.S and Whatsername. I spun around and sure enough saw the devil woman herself dancing like a fool. Whatsername and MJ laughed. I turned to them and scowled. I shoved my beer into J.O.S's hands and walked over to her.
I grabbed her from behind and tried to drag her out. "NO!" She jerked away from me. She turned around and said, "Oh, its you!" And then she slapped me across the face. I grabbed her by the wrists and dragged her out of the house. "Why can't I have any fun? I need to get laid!" She babbled.
"Mom, stop!" I screamed.
She turned around again and slapped me. "I hate you!" She yelled in my face, "You ruined my life! Your the reason my Robert died!" Tears started streaming down her face, taking her eyeliner with it.
"God Mom! I'm ruining your life? Well your ruining my life! No, not just mine, but Shelby's too, we hate you!" I was almost on a rage.
"She hates me? Well she has no right, I never did anything to that child!" Tears still fell.
"You fucking beat her every day of her life, you did the same thing to me, you witch!" Once again, she slapped me hard across the face.
But this time, after she did it, she stormed off. I sighed heavily and walked back inside. J.O.S, Whatsername and MJ where waiting for me. "Break down, much?" MJ said, sipping her beer.
"Yeah, majorly..." I muttered. I grabbed my beer from J.O.S again and started to chug. "I can't stand that bitch..." I mumbled.
"Oh come on, shes your mother." Whatsername said. She placed her hand on my shoulder.
"Yeah, by default and not by choice."
MJ laughed, "I'm with ya brother!"
J.O.S held up his beer and said, "Cheers!" We clanked the beer bottles together and laughed. I loved these guys. They where the family I never had.
Basket Case started to play over the stereo. "Oh my fucking god!" MJ laughed. Whatsername grabbed my hand and we started our drunken dancing. J.O.S and MJ danced right along with us.
"I went to a shrink, to analize my dreams!" Me screamed, "Sometimes I give myself the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me!" Everyone else laughed at us but soon enough they started dancing and singing too. I loved this place.
I grabbed her from behind and tried to drag her out. "NO!" She jerked away from me. She turned around and said, "Oh, its you!" And then she slapped me across the face. I grabbed her by the wrists and dragged her out of the house. "Why can't I have any fun? I need to get laid!" She babbled.
"Mom, stop!" I screamed.
She turned around again and slapped me. "I hate you!" She yelled in my face, "You ruined my life! Your the reason my Robert died!" Tears started streaming down her face, taking her eyeliner with it.
"God Mom! I'm ruining your life? Well your ruining my life! No, not just mine, but Shelby's too, we hate you!" I was almost on a rage.
"She hates me? Well she has no right, I never did anything to that child!" Tears still fell.
"You fucking beat her every day of her life, you did the same thing to me, you witch!" Once again, she slapped me hard across the face.
But this time, after she did it, she stormed off. I sighed heavily and walked back inside. J.O.S, Whatsername and MJ where waiting for me. "Break down, much?" MJ said, sipping her beer.
"Yeah, majorly..." I muttered. I grabbed my beer from J.O.S again and started to chug. "I can't stand that bitch..." I mumbled.
"Oh come on, shes your mother." Whatsername said. She placed her hand on my shoulder.
"Yeah, by default and not by choice."
MJ laughed, "I'm with ya brother!"
J.O.S held up his beer and said, "Cheers!" We clanked the beer bottles together and laughed. I loved these guys. They where the family I never had.
Basket Case started to play over the stereo. "Oh my fucking god!" MJ laughed. Whatsername grabbed my hand and we started our drunken dancing. J.O.S and MJ danced right along with us.
"I went to a shrink, to analize my dreams!" Me screamed, "Sometimes I give myself the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me!" Everyone else laughed at us but soon enough they started dancing and singing too. I loved this place.
