He's Got Women On His Mind.., chapter 1
"Come on, honey, wake up," Adrienne had her hand on Billie Joe's shoulder and shook it. "Wake up, Billie Joe. We're leaving in 10 minutes."
"Arghfarlyrfu?" Billie Joe sat up still half asleep and rubbed his eyes hard, trying to get himself awake. "Where are we going?"
"To the beach! Hurry up, we're all waiting for you!"
"Well, why didn't you fucking wake me up sooner?" Billie Joe said annoyed.
"Uh, cause you wouldn't 'fucking wake up'! Get up, we gotta go!" Adrienne answered back in a rather snooty tone. She walked out of the room, and Billie Joe started to get out of bed.
He opened up one of his drawers and shuffled around for his swimsuit. It was in the third drawer that he opened up. "Finally.." he remarked. Billie grabbed a bag and stuffed a stick of deoderant, a hair brush, chapstick, sunscreen, and some clothes in it. He ran out of the room and almost fell down the stairs. "All right, I'm ready to go!"
"You're going in your pajamas, dad?" asked Jakob.
"Yeah, it's fine," said Billie Joe. "Let's roll, c'mon." He was the last one out the door, but before he left, he slipped on a pair of sandals, grabbed a beach towel and a water bottle, locked the door, and ran down the sidewalk and into the car.
"Uh, Billie Joe? Are you forgetting something?" Adrienne asked with a smile.
"UGH, SHI-" Billie Joe caught himself. "SHOOT! I'll go get them!"
Adrienne looked at him with an expression like, "Watch your mouth!"
Billie Joe came back 5 minutes later. "I have no idea where they are. I looked everywhere. I thought you had them." He looked at Adrienne.
"No... I told you to set them on the counter and if you forgot, then I WOULD get them."
They argued for a little while, and then suddenly heard a little giggle from the backseat. Joey and Jakob were both sitting there with huge grins on their faces. All Billie Joe had to do was look at them with those serious eyes, and hold out his hand. He slowly passed a look from Jakob, to Joey, and then just looked at Joey. Joey took has hand from behind his back and handed the keys to his dad with a faded smile.
"Oh, Billie. You don't have to be so hard on him. They were just playing a little joke."
"So what? You keep telling me to hurry up so we can leave, and then they're the ones that are holding us up? Give me a break, Adrienne." Then he started mumbling. "Jeeze.. I wasn't even being that hard on him."
"Would you just shut up now?" Adrienne said loudly. She looked in the rearview mirror as Billie Joe started up the car and said excitedly, "Is everybody ready??"
"YEAH!" was the reply in the backseat.
When they finally got there, Billie Joe dropped Adie, Joey, and Jakob off so they can start swimming right away while he looks for a parking space.
"Aright, guys. Go ahead. I'll just watch."
"Come on, mom...." they both said with a pleading tone. "You gotta come in SOMETIME!!!" They were tugging on her arm.
"In a little bit, okay?"
"Okay..." they said in unison and then they ran off into the water. Adrienne set out the towels. She took off all her clothes and layed on the towel with just her swimsuit and sunglasses on.
Billie Joe came about 2 minutes later. "Jeeze, it's so hard to find a parking space on days like these."
Adrienne didn't answer.
"Well... Uhm. I'm gonna go get my suit on and then I'm gonna hop in with the kids."
Adrienne just nodded.
As Billie started walking towards the changing rooms, he couldn't help but notice a group of VERY beautiful women walking past him. He kind of shook out of it and wondered why he just did that.
He came back to his towel and sat down for a second. He turned to his side and put his right hand on Adrienne's stomache and kissed her on the lips.
"You're beautiful," he said and he kissed her again.
She sat up and took her sunglasses off. "Do you like my new swimsuit?"
Billie kind of just looked at it. "Well, it's a lot different then most of the other ones you've had. Usually your suits have all these little flowers and shit. And they're one pieces. This one is just black and two piece."
"Mhm."
"But it looks so sexy on you. I love it."
Adrienne smiled and gave Billie a big smooch. Suddenly, the very beautiful, busty women that walked by him before walked by him again. They all looked at him in a "hey, babe" kind of way. He smirked back at them and they all either winked or licked their lips.
"Honey?"
Billie Joe shook out of it yet again.
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I'm fine. Just kinda.. heh, heh... spaced out for a second. Heh, heh, heh..."
Adrienne looked confused. "Uhm. Okay... Why don't you go swim with your sons now?"
They both looked out on to the lake and saw Joey and Jakob splashing and dunking eachother.
"Okay," Billie said. He gave her a kiss on the forehead and ran out into the water. Adrienne put her sunglasses back on and layed down.
While Billie was being dunked, splashed, and jumped on by his two little boys, he saw the women again. They were all swimming towards him. They waved. He waved. And they started talking. Joey and Jakob were getting impatient...
All the girls were talking about was really useless information. But it didn't seem like Billie Joe cared all that much. He was so interested.
He even started inching towards the blonde in the pink swimsuit...
"Arghfarlyrfu?" Billie Joe sat up still half asleep and rubbed his eyes hard, trying to get himself awake. "Where are we going?"
"To the beach! Hurry up, we're all waiting for you!"
"Well, why didn't you fucking wake me up sooner?" Billie Joe said annoyed.
"Uh, cause you wouldn't 'fucking wake up'! Get up, we gotta go!" Adrienne answered back in a rather snooty tone. She walked out of the room, and Billie Joe started to get out of bed.
He opened up one of his drawers and shuffled around for his swimsuit. It was in the third drawer that he opened up. "Finally.." he remarked. Billie grabbed a bag and stuffed a stick of deoderant, a hair brush, chapstick, sunscreen, and some clothes in it. He ran out of the room and almost fell down the stairs. "All right, I'm ready to go!"
"You're going in your pajamas, dad?" asked Jakob.
"Yeah, it's fine," said Billie Joe. "Let's roll, c'mon." He was the last one out the door, but before he left, he slipped on a pair of sandals, grabbed a beach towel and a water bottle, locked the door, and ran down the sidewalk and into the car.
"Uh, Billie Joe? Are you forgetting something?" Adrienne asked with a smile.
"UGH, SHI-" Billie Joe caught himself. "SHOOT! I'll go get them!"
Adrienne looked at him with an expression like, "Watch your mouth!"
Billie Joe came back 5 minutes later. "I have no idea where they are. I looked everywhere. I thought you had them." He looked at Adrienne.
"No... I told you to set them on the counter and if you forgot, then I WOULD get them."
They argued for a little while, and then suddenly heard a little giggle from the backseat. Joey and Jakob were both sitting there with huge grins on their faces. All Billie Joe had to do was look at them with those serious eyes, and hold out his hand. He slowly passed a look from Jakob, to Joey, and then just looked at Joey. Joey took has hand from behind his back and handed the keys to his dad with a faded smile.
"Oh, Billie. You don't have to be so hard on him. They were just playing a little joke."
"So what? You keep telling me to hurry up so we can leave, and then they're the ones that are holding us up? Give me a break, Adrienne." Then he started mumbling. "Jeeze.. I wasn't even being that hard on him."
"Would you just shut up now?" Adrienne said loudly. She looked in the rearview mirror as Billie Joe started up the car and said excitedly, "Is everybody ready??"
"YEAH!" was the reply in the backseat.
When they finally got there, Billie Joe dropped Adie, Joey, and Jakob off so they can start swimming right away while he looks for a parking space.
"Aright, guys. Go ahead. I'll just watch."
"Come on, mom...." they both said with a pleading tone. "You gotta come in SOMETIME!!!" They were tugging on her arm.
"In a little bit, okay?"
"Okay..." they said in unison and then they ran off into the water. Adrienne set out the towels. She took off all her clothes and layed on the towel with just her swimsuit and sunglasses on.
Billie Joe came about 2 minutes later. "Jeeze, it's so hard to find a parking space on days like these."
Adrienne didn't answer.
"Well... Uhm. I'm gonna go get my suit on and then I'm gonna hop in with the kids."
Adrienne just nodded.
As Billie started walking towards the changing rooms, he couldn't help but notice a group of VERY beautiful women walking past him. He kind of shook out of it and wondered why he just did that.
He came back to his towel and sat down for a second. He turned to his side and put his right hand on Adrienne's stomache and kissed her on the lips.
"You're beautiful," he said and he kissed her again.
She sat up and took her sunglasses off. "Do you like my new swimsuit?"
Billie kind of just looked at it. "Well, it's a lot different then most of the other ones you've had. Usually your suits have all these little flowers and shit. And they're one pieces. This one is just black and two piece."
"Mhm."
"But it looks so sexy on you. I love it."
Adrienne smiled and gave Billie a big smooch. Suddenly, the very beautiful, busty women that walked by him before walked by him again. They all looked at him in a "hey, babe" kind of way. He smirked back at them and they all either winked or licked their lips.
"Honey?"
Billie Joe shook out of it yet again.
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I'm fine. Just kinda.. heh, heh... spaced out for a second. Heh, heh, heh..."
Adrienne looked confused. "Uhm. Okay... Why don't you go swim with your sons now?"
They both looked out on to the lake and saw Joey and Jakob splashing and dunking eachother.
"Okay," Billie said. He gave her a kiss on the forehead and ran out into the water. Adrienne put her sunglasses back on and layed down.
While Billie was being dunked, splashed, and jumped on by his two little boys, he saw the women again. They were all swimming towards him. They waved. He waved. And they started talking. Joey and Jakob were getting impatient...
All the girls were talking about was really useless information. But it didn't seem like Billie Joe cared all that much. He was so interested.
He even started inching towards the blonde in the pink swimsuit...
