The Gap Town Condemed To Hell!, chapter 1

Green Day was on the road for there tour supporting there new cd well they decided to travel out of style and drive themself when all the sudden they ran out of gas. They stopped to get help in a nice neighbor hood where everyone listen to classical and gospel, rock/punk was the sound of the devil. They looked around and it looked like a Gap commercial. A boy about the age of 11 ran up to the three and asked "are you musicians?" "Yeah" said Mike. "Listen," Billie Joe announced, "We need a ride to a gas staion and back, our van is parked up the road.". "My mom and dad might take you." The little boy took the three strangers to his house. When Billie Joe, Tre, and Mike walked through the door the boys family looked like satan slapped them across the face. (comparing the three to the parents would be like Royal meets punk.) "momma they need a ride there van ran out of gas, and there musicians.". "O-o-h really," the mom studdered. "Yeah were stuck here until we can find a ride, ya see were on tour to promote our new cd and i could imagine an apocolypse if we didnt show.". "Wh-what an ap-ap-apocolypse?" "Our fans would be cranky," "oh" "Well, Um your names?"The father asked. "Oh im Billie Joe this is Tre Cool and this is Mike Drint." "Ok boys i will give you a ride." "Um hunny i dont think the neihbors will like that." "Well i dont imagine them knowing if we dont tell." Billie turned his head to let out a laugh we he noticed half the neihbor hood looking in the window. "You mean those neighbors" Billie asked in a cackle. (at this point the three were trying to hold in there laughter) The mom walked to the door, she opened it asking ,"May i help you" "We was just wondering who these people were," "Oh there um-" Billie interrupted them "Oh what the fuck is up? My name is Billie Joe and these two assholes are Tre Cool and Mike Drint, we ran out of gas while we were on our way to our tour." "Excuse me but should you be cussing? It is a sin" "Oh right well excuse me i cant watch my fucking oops i mean my mouth it just gets carried away its fucked up actually." "Yeah said Tre, " He just cant fucking help it and we tried to get him help but hes in fucking denile that jackass." "listen buddy why dont you just leave her we dont allow that kind of language here." "right, well we would but we cant." "here take my keys just get the hell out of here" "Hunny!" "You mean we have been here fo ten minutes and already rubbed our ways off on you" he handed the keys to them and on there way out billie said, you know i have the perfect song for you, "Went to a town were no one could frown they wont say fuck and the neighbors they suck but now only time will tell that there all damned to hell!" "Oh yeah and satan is watching you!" The town wen crazy they didnt know what to think about the three. Billie, Mike, and Tre laughed on there way out. when they drove up to there van to get there shit they grabbed there stink bombs and threw them into the little town jumped in the car and left.