A Green Day Vacation, chapter 3
*Billie's POV*
I watched as Trè stared at the women with disbelief. They started doing dances while Mike and I were doing wolf whistles. Trè stood up and walked up on stage, picked up one of the girls and walked out of the theater. I looked at Mike and shrugged, then turned back to the women.
*Trè's POV*
I walked up on stage and took the girl on the deck.
"What the hell?" She asked me.
"You're sexy! Do you like wieners?"
"Excuse me?"
"Do you like wieners, you know, like the hot dogs?" She stood up on the side of the ship and jumped off. I just looked down and then shrugged. I walked back inside of the ship and so the kiddy play area. I walked in.
"Hello sir, are you here to pick up your child?" A woman asked me.
"No, I'm here to play!"
"Oh, um, ok." I looked around the room and saw a picture of Elmo hanging on the wall.
"AH! IT'S ELMO!" I screamed and ran away. Little kids started screaming and tearing the play area apart. I just kept running to get away from the evilness of [i]Elmo<i/>. Elmo and I were good friends when we were kids but then, he raped me. I tried my best to get away but I couldn't. I finally got away and found out I was pregnant days later. I had my little Elmo baby and gave him back to Elmo. Things have never been the same between us since. WHY ELMO, WHY! I walked out to the pool deck and ordered a daiquiri at the bar. I paid for my drink and walked into my cabin that the guys and I share to see Mike and Billie on the floor wrestling.
"MIKE I WANT MY PURPLE PENGUIN!"
"I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR PURPLE PENGUIN WHEN YOU GIVE ME MY ORANGE LLAMA!"
"WHAT ORANGE LLAMA?!" Billie pulled out a wand as Mike pulled out a light saber.
"Give me my purple penguin NOW or I kill you." Billie said in an English accent.
"Not if I kill you first!" Mike replied as a Darth Vader mask appeared over his face. Billie Joe turned into Lord Voldemort and yelled, "HEY KIDS IT'S STORY TIME! Cackle, cackle." and killed Mike but not before Mike pushed the Light Saber through Billie's heart.
"What the fuck just happened?" I muttered to myself, staring at my dead friends. All of a sudden Billie started cracking up and Mike soon joined in.
"Man you thought I killed you!" Billie yelled as he slung his arm over Mike's shoulders.
"Yeah, and you thought I killed you!" They both burst out in laughter as I just decided to leave the room. What the hell just happened?
I heard and announcer voice come on and say,
"Will Billie and Mike laugh to death? Will Tre go insane because of his friends never-ending laughter? Find out Next time in A GREEN DAY VACATION."
"Who just said that?"
"The narrarator, stupid." Oh yeah...I forgot...
I watched as Trè stared at the women with disbelief. They started doing dances while Mike and I were doing wolf whistles. Trè stood up and walked up on stage, picked up one of the girls and walked out of the theater. I looked at Mike and shrugged, then turned back to the women.
*Trè's POV*
I walked up on stage and took the girl on the deck.
"What the hell?" She asked me.
"You're sexy! Do you like wieners?"
"Excuse me?"
"Do you like wieners, you know, like the hot dogs?" She stood up on the side of the ship and jumped off. I just looked down and then shrugged. I walked back inside of the ship and so the kiddy play area. I walked in.
"Hello sir, are you here to pick up your child?" A woman asked me.
"No, I'm here to play!"
"Oh, um, ok." I looked around the room and saw a picture of Elmo hanging on the wall.
"AH! IT'S ELMO!" I screamed and ran away. Little kids started screaming and tearing the play area apart. I just kept running to get away from the evilness of [i]Elmo<i/>. Elmo and I were good friends when we were kids but then, he raped me. I tried my best to get away but I couldn't. I finally got away and found out I was pregnant days later. I had my little Elmo baby and gave him back to Elmo. Things have never been the same between us since. WHY ELMO, WHY! I walked out to the pool deck and ordered a daiquiri at the bar. I paid for my drink and walked into my cabin that the guys and I share to see Mike and Billie on the floor wrestling.
"MIKE I WANT MY PURPLE PENGUIN!"
"I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR PURPLE PENGUIN WHEN YOU GIVE ME MY ORANGE LLAMA!"
"WHAT ORANGE LLAMA?!" Billie pulled out a wand as Mike pulled out a light saber.
"Give me my purple penguin NOW or I kill you." Billie said in an English accent.
"Not if I kill you first!" Mike replied as a Darth Vader mask appeared over his face. Billie Joe turned into Lord Voldemort and yelled, "HEY KIDS IT'S STORY TIME! Cackle, cackle." and killed Mike but not before Mike pushed the Light Saber through Billie's heart.
"What the fuck just happened?" I muttered to myself, staring at my dead friends. All of a sudden Billie started cracking up and Mike soon joined in.
"Man you thought I killed you!" Billie yelled as he slung his arm over Mike's shoulders.
"Yeah, and you thought I killed you!" They both burst out in laughter as I just decided to leave the room. What the hell just happened?
I heard and announcer voice come on and say,
"Will Billie and Mike laugh to death? Will Tre go insane because of his friends never-ending laughter? Find out Next time in A GREEN DAY VACATION."
"Who just said that?"
"The narrarator, stupid." Oh yeah...I forgot...
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