Billie Joe and Juliet, chapter 1
From: jcap@hotmail.com
To: BludgingBJ@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Hair So Fair...
Billie Joe,
I loved that song you wrote! You found a word to rhyme with Juliet! I read it in my room, on by bed surrounded by all the other songs you have written me. I was using my laptop, and it was taking forever to open the email and I was going crazy!
I tell my friends about you, but their just like 'yeah, whatever. He's either some sleazy 50 year old man, or some gay 14 writing poems (as they call them) for my sake I hope you're not either.
I KNOW HOW WE CAN MEET! I'll tell you on MSN later. Be there?
Lots of love
Juliet xo
From: BludgingBJ@hotmail.com
To: jcap@hotmail.com
Subject: I'm not!
Hey Juliet,
I'm not 50 and I'm not gay!!
Any guy who knows or talk to you could never be gay!
You liked my song, mad! I'll write you another one. I'm sitting here watching T.V., nothings on these days. You'd think with a gagillion channels you'd find something.
MSN for sure!
WE CAN MEET?!?!?!?!?!
Love for now and forever
Billie Joe
MSN Conversation: BJ: ), J's for me ♥
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: Billie Joe! How are you??
BJ, J's for me♥ says: Hey babe, I'm great! How are you??
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: I'm excellent, what'd you get up to today?
BJ, J's for me♥ says: I hung out with some mates. I told them I was gonna meet you, they wanna meet you too, partly cause they wanna meet your hot friends hahaha
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: YES! We can meet! Saturday night were having a party! Heaps of people are invited family friends and stuff. You should come!! No will notice your there..
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: they'll all be drunk and it's a Superhero dress up! Please come!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BJ, J's for me♥ says: Sick! I will!!!!!! I'll bring some mates to, got any hot friends?? Lol. I've gotta get a costume now too... ..
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: Yeah I have some friends lol. Well I gotta go now but I'll talk to you soon... and see you on Saturday!!
BJ, J's for me♥ says: for sure! Cya later babe xo
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: Love you xxxxxxoooooo
BJ, J's for me appears to be offline and may not reply
1 message received:
Billie Joe
J, wow, that party was awesome! I found you! I didn't even know what you looked like. You are so pretty. I have to come see you again. I'm coming.
New message received:
Juliet,
I know how cool was it! You speak like your songss do... your pretty hot too lol. I'm coming??? See you soon? Alrighty...
Juliet-
That boy you were getting close with last
night, He's an Armstrong! Your mother
won't be up early, either will your father.
In their drunken state they gave me the
day off. I trust you can make your self
breakfast
Nursy
1 message recieved
Billie Joe
Juliet, I just called the Friar... after last night and talking about getting married I decided to take action. Meet me at his house this afternoon. Bring your nurse if you want. Can't wait till tonight ; )xx
New messaged received:
Juliet
Awesome! I still can't believe that all that time we've been talking and known each other we didn't realise that the other was Armstrong and Capulet. It's crazy. Our parents would hate this but oh well. I love you too much. I'll see you soon xx
Dear Diary...
Weird, saying diary... I'm not the one write anything down like this... a song yeah, but not diary. . .kinda lame. But I don't wanna talk to anyone or go on about it to Juliet. Argh. . .
Well yesterday, J and I got well not married, but some marriage things that younger people can do. . .cause we can't get married of course. . .but we are like promised to each other or something, I wasn't listening to the Friar, I was concentrating on J's beautiful face.
After that, I went in to the city with some mates and we saw the Capulet boys there. Mercutio and Tybalt starting mucking around pretending to fight and stuff just playing around then I had to go get into the middle of it all and I dunno quiet what happened but something stabbed Mercutio. . .something of Tybalts. Mercutio died right there. . .In the city. . .surrounded by us Armstrongs's at least. . .I just don't know what to do. He was my best mate. After that I just freaked out and started running after Tybalt. I got him, and jumped on him, and kept punching and punching him in the face. . .but Tybalt being bigger than me started punching him. I ran away a bit to get a run up to jump on him again but as I came for him he moved and put his leg out and I tripped. All the Capulets started laughing at me, that just made me more angry. I don't know what made me do this. Probably all the rage and hatred for Tybalt, but I grabbed a near by pipe, I don't know what it was doing there but I started hitting him with that. Heaps of times across his head. Eventually he was on the ground and wasn't moving. I killed Tybalt.
Even though he was a Capulet, I still feel bad. Especially for J. But that night, I went to J's and well . . .lets just say we had a pretty good 'wedding night'. That morning I had to run away though. The cops said anymore fighting in the streets between Monty's and Caps and they'd kill us. . .Whether it was true or not, I don't know. But I wasn't about to stick around and see. So I ran away to a suburb not to far away. J's marriage to that old loser was moved forward today. I don't know why her parents would do something like that... make her marry an old man. Some old tradition, J's is apparently able to have kids easier at this age or something. She was trying to get out of it . . . she said if all else fails she'll take some potion. What ever that means. . .
That's all from me. . . Billie Joe
Dear Juliet,
Here is that potion you asked for. I couldn't personally deliver it to you, people would think something weird of it.
Before you go to bed tonight, drink the whole thing. In the morning you will appear dead. You will really be in a very deep, heavy sleep. You will then be taken to the church. To be left with the Lord for a period of time so your spirit can rise and ascend into heaven. Family tradition of yours you see. After I write this letter to you, I will write one to Billie Joe, explaining what's happening . Permitting he gets it, he will come to the church, and you will awaken. You two are then to run away, start a new life somewhere else. Hope all goes well for you both.
Friar Lawrence.
[u]TWO TEENS DIE IN TRAGIC LOVE STORY[/u]
This morning teens Billie Joe Armstrong and Juliet Capulet were found dead in St. Paul's church. Both from the infamous Armstrong family and Capulet family, known for feuding over many generations, these two teens are believed to have been deeply in love.
Billie Joe's cause of death was due to poisoning and Juliet's to a stab wound in the heart. It is thought to have been an act of suicide. Juliet who was found dead on the morning of her wedding to eligible bachelor (twenty-two years her senior) Sydney Daze. This arranged marriage was also planned to have taken place in St. Paul's church.
Deaceased members of the Capulet family are left to lie in a magnificent arrangement of candles, flowers and photos for an unknown period of time, to let them be with the Lord, and to let the spirit ascend into heaven. Juliet was placed in there at 10:30am. At 9:30pm that night, an alarm was sounded as the lock of the church was broken. It is said that this is when Billie Joe entered the church to find his true love, dead in the middle of the church. It is then thought that at this point Billie Joe took the poison and killed him self at the thought of his true love dead.
Approximately twenty minutes later it is known that Juliet awoke to find Billie Joe dead across her. Upon seeing this Juliet took the knife that Romeo suspiciously had on him, and stabbed it through her heart. An act of love, to be with her true love once more in heaven.
These two deaths of such young teenagers is horrible, it has brought together and stopped the fighting between the Armstrong's and the Capulets, that has been going on for generations.
With all that has happened regarding the Armstrong's, Capulet's and the secret love of Billie Joe and Juliet lets hope this type of tragedy is the last.
- Andy Golden
To: BludgingBJ@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Hair So Fair...
Billie Joe,
I loved that song you wrote! You found a word to rhyme with Juliet! I read it in my room, on by bed surrounded by all the other songs you have written me. I was using my laptop, and it was taking forever to open the email and I was going crazy!
I tell my friends about you, but their just like 'yeah, whatever. He's either some sleazy 50 year old man, or some gay 14 writing poems (as they call them) for my sake I hope you're not either.
I KNOW HOW WE CAN MEET! I'll tell you on MSN later. Be there?
Lots of love
Juliet xo
From: BludgingBJ@hotmail.com
To: jcap@hotmail.com
Subject: I'm not!
Hey Juliet,
I'm not 50 and I'm not gay!!
Any guy who knows or talk to you could never be gay!
You liked my song, mad! I'll write you another one. I'm sitting here watching T.V., nothings on these days. You'd think with a gagillion channels you'd find something.
MSN for sure!
WE CAN MEET?!?!?!?!?!
Love for now and forever
Billie Joe
MSN Conversation: BJ: ), J's for me ♥
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: Billie Joe! How are you??
BJ, J's for me♥ says: Hey babe, I'm great! How are you??
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: I'm excellent, what'd you get up to today?
BJ, J's for me♥ says: I hung out with some mates. I told them I was gonna meet you, they wanna meet you too, partly cause they wanna meet your hot friends hahaha
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: YES! We can meet! Saturday night were having a party! Heaps of people are invited family friends and stuff. You should come!! No will notice your there..
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: they'll all be drunk and it's a Superhero dress up! Please come!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BJ, J's for me♥ says: Sick! I will!!!!!! I'll bring some mates to, got any hot friends?? Lol. I've gotta get a costume now too... ..
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: Yeah I have some friends lol. Well I gotta go now but I'll talk to you soon... and see you on Saturday!!
BJ, J's for me♥ says: for sure! Cya later babe xo
J* BJ, where are you??♥ says: Love you xxxxxxoooooo
BJ, J's for me appears to be offline and may not reply
1 message received:
Billie Joe
J, wow, that party was awesome! I found you! I didn't even know what you looked like. You are so pretty. I have to come see you again. I'm coming.
New message received:
Juliet,
I know how cool was it! You speak like your songss do... your pretty hot too lol. I'm coming??? See you soon? Alrighty...
Juliet-
That boy you were getting close with last
night, He's an Armstrong! Your mother
won't be up early, either will your father.
In their drunken state they gave me the
day off. I trust you can make your self
breakfast
Nursy
1 message recieved
Billie Joe
Juliet, I just called the Friar... after last night and talking about getting married I decided to take action. Meet me at his house this afternoon. Bring your nurse if you want. Can't wait till tonight ; )xx
New messaged received:
Juliet
Awesome! I still can't believe that all that time we've been talking and known each other we didn't realise that the other was Armstrong and Capulet. It's crazy. Our parents would hate this but oh well. I love you too much. I'll see you soon xx
Dear Diary...
Weird, saying diary... I'm not the one write anything down like this... a song yeah, but not diary. . .kinda lame. But I don't wanna talk to anyone or go on about it to Juliet. Argh. . .
Well yesterday, J and I got well not married, but some marriage things that younger people can do. . .cause we can't get married of course. . .but we are like promised to each other or something, I wasn't listening to the Friar, I was concentrating on J's beautiful face.
After that, I went in to the city with some mates and we saw the Capulet boys there. Mercutio and Tybalt starting mucking around pretending to fight and stuff just playing around then I had to go get into the middle of it all and I dunno quiet what happened but something stabbed Mercutio. . .something of Tybalts. Mercutio died right there. . .In the city. . .surrounded by us Armstrongs's at least. . .I just don't know what to do. He was my best mate. After that I just freaked out and started running after Tybalt. I got him, and jumped on him, and kept punching and punching him in the face. . .but Tybalt being bigger than me started punching him. I ran away a bit to get a run up to jump on him again but as I came for him he moved and put his leg out and I tripped. All the Capulets started laughing at me, that just made me more angry. I don't know what made me do this. Probably all the rage and hatred for Tybalt, but I grabbed a near by pipe, I don't know what it was doing there but I started hitting him with that. Heaps of times across his head. Eventually he was on the ground and wasn't moving. I killed Tybalt.
Even though he was a Capulet, I still feel bad. Especially for J. But that night, I went to J's and well . . .lets just say we had a pretty good 'wedding night'. That morning I had to run away though. The cops said anymore fighting in the streets between Monty's and Caps and they'd kill us. . .Whether it was true or not, I don't know. But I wasn't about to stick around and see. So I ran away to a suburb not to far away. J's marriage to that old loser was moved forward today. I don't know why her parents would do something like that... make her marry an old man. Some old tradition, J's is apparently able to have kids easier at this age or something. She was trying to get out of it . . . she said if all else fails she'll take some potion. What ever that means. . .
That's all from me. . . Billie Joe
Dear Juliet,
Here is that potion you asked for. I couldn't personally deliver it to you, people would think something weird of it.
Before you go to bed tonight, drink the whole thing. In the morning you will appear dead. You will really be in a very deep, heavy sleep. You will then be taken to the church. To be left with the Lord for a period of time so your spirit can rise and ascend into heaven. Family tradition of yours you see. After I write this letter to you, I will write one to Billie Joe, explaining what's happening . Permitting he gets it, he will come to the church, and you will awaken. You two are then to run away, start a new life somewhere else. Hope all goes well for you both.
Friar Lawrence.
[u]TWO TEENS DIE IN TRAGIC LOVE STORY[/u]
This morning teens Billie Joe Armstrong and Juliet Capulet were found dead in St. Paul's church. Both from the infamous Armstrong family and Capulet family, known for feuding over many generations, these two teens are believed to have been deeply in love.
Billie Joe's cause of death was due to poisoning and Juliet's to a stab wound in the heart. It is thought to have been an act of suicide. Juliet who was found dead on the morning of her wedding to eligible bachelor (twenty-two years her senior) Sydney Daze. This arranged marriage was also planned to have taken place in St. Paul's church.
Deaceased members of the Capulet family are left to lie in a magnificent arrangement of candles, flowers and photos for an unknown period of time, to let them be with the Lord, and to let the spirit ascend into heaven. Juliet was placed in there at 10:30am. At 9:30pm that night, an alarm was sounded as the lock of the church was broken. It is said that this is when Billie Joe entered the church to find his true love, dead in the middle of the church. It is then thought that at this point Billie Joe took the poison and killed him self at the thought of his true love dead.
Approximately twenty minutes later it is known that Juliet awoke to find Billie Joe dead across her. Upon seeing this Juliet took the knife that Romeo suspiciously had on him, and stabbed it through her heart. An act of love, to be with her true love once more in heaven.
These two deaths of such young teenagers is horrible, it has brought together and stopped the fighting between the Armstrong's and the Capulets, that has been going on for generations.
With all that has happened regarding the Armstrong's, Capulet's and the secret love of Billie Joe and Juliet lets hope this type of tragedy is the last.
- Andy Golden
