What's wrong with being fat, it's not a sin, it's a right!, chapter 1

I sunk on the crappy couch (that I took from my basement for the apartment) and was watching the tube with a huge bag of chips and a beer in my hand. It was 6:30 in the morning, just the perfect time that she won't catch me, and besides I was hungry! I was really in to the movie, just getting to the good part, and all of a sudden I heard a small noise. I peared around the corner, and it was Addie in the kitchen! She was getting a glass of water, half asleep, so that gave me enough time to quickly hide the chips and booze under the couch and to pretend I was asleep. Just as soon as she turned off the light in the kitchen and headed back in the room, I pulled out the chips and booze and continued with my session. Damn! If Addie finds out I'm cheating, she's gonna make me drink slim fast until I throw up, and make me eat that disgusting veggie stuff until I find out which one is my favorite!

Once, the movie was over, I finished the last of my booze and put the chips away in the kitchen. Addie tried to keep the junkfood hidden, but I always seem to find it! Anyways, I turned all the lights off, and slipped into bed, hugging 80's waist, falling into a deep sleep. Just as I opend my eyes, I found Addie out of bed. I quickly got up, stretching, and starred at the clock...Yes! 12:30! Too late to run! I headed to the living room, and found 80 there, with little Joey in her arms. She stirred up to look at me and she said, "You're finally up, did you stay up late watching the tube again?"
I shrugged, "Yeah, pretty good movie they were showing." I felt really guilty inside, I hated lying to her, but I gotta keep it on the download.
She looked at me weirdly and said, "Billie, it looks like you're still gaining weight, it looks like thos veggie dishes are not helping."
I replied shockingly, but keping it cool, "Is that so, well, um, I'm trying really hard." There I go again! I'm end up going to hell, just to save myself, when I'm actually harming myself and our realationship, if I keep lying to my sweetheart!
I sat down next to her and she said, "I'm go make some breakfast. I mean for me and Joey, you're getting a slim fast shake."
I pouted, "But 80! I want to eat normal food! All I've been doing is shugging down slim fast while running on a treadmill!"
She replied in a motherly tone, "Come on Billie, suck it up, and quit whining!"

I replied annoyingly, "Fine! I'ma shugg that piece of crap down. It's not helping!" She said, "Yes it is! It has more protein than a big mac and it hugs your appetite. To think about it, you didn't eat until I made dinner."
I replid shocked, "I didn't?! Whoa I didn't notice!"
She replied, "I did and shouldn't you be running on that treadmill? I mean Mike let you borrow it for a reason."
I glared at her and said, "It's too late to run, and I don't feel like it."
She glared at me and said," You better 'feel like it', or I would make you drink more slim fast with veggie dinners on the side."

I felt digusted at that thought, and headed to change in my sweats and started to ruin my knees on that treadmill.