What's wrong with being fat, it's not a sin, it's a right!, chapter 2
I ran and ran until I couldn't help it anymore, and Adie told me,"That's my good boy, now I'm getting some food for you." I let out a big 'Yey' and didn't realize I accidentally pressed the stop button while still running, and completely slipped off. Damn! Those falls actually hurt! I actually watch it happen on tv, but yeah it happens in real life. I slowly stood up, from falling on my face, and Addie appeared around the door. She asked me managing not to laugh,"Are you okay hunnie?"
I let out a deep sigh and said,"I'm fine and I know you want to laugh hard core at me, so go ahead laugh at the lard ass." So she did, she laughed until she was holding on her sides and almost colapsing on the floor. I frowned and she laughed even harder. I felt myself turning red of embarrassment, and finally said,"80, you can stop now, it went away."
She managed to look up and said,"Okay, I'ma stop now....few....just so you would make it stop recording back and forth in my head."
I opened my eyes widely and said, "You saw all of it!"
She replied, "I just heard the big noise and I pictured you falling on your ass." I gave her a soft push on the arm and she put her arm around my neck and gave me a peck on the cheek saying,"That's okay Billie, it happens to everyone, even the people at the gym, you're lucky it was in your own crappy apartment."
I was like 'Ha Ha very funny' and she gave me a peck on the lips, as we made our way to the kitchen. By then, she put little Joey back in his crib, and we had the living room to ourselves. As we were sitting on the couch, I had my arm around Addie, as she was resting her head on my shoulder. She broke the silence by saying,"Bill...can you like go take a niiice shower, just for me."
I gave her a look and said,"On one condition...you have to join me."
She gave me an evil grin and said, "I like how you're thinking, let's go!" Next thing you know, we were running like little kids in a prairy to the restroom, shutting the door behind us. A while later, after the restroom was soaked, we headed back to the living room, dried and fresh to go. 80 laid herself on the couch, resting her head on my lap, as I played with her dreadlocks. We were watching this very stupid movie that was about a guy thinking that he saw a UFO, and identified the police and everything. Then, after the BIG investigation, he found out that he was an alien himself, cuz he could "communicate" with the "aliens", and he ended up killing everybody. We didn't notice that we were laughing during the whole movie, just about how stupid it was, and not knowing why in the hell people make movies like this, when they could be getting drunk at some bar.
The movie was officially over, and we couldn't find anything else to do, we were, as you can see, bored out of our minds. I mean was is there left to do in 1998, smoke pot, drugs in general, listening to pop/punk bands like us, and just nothing. All of a sudden, we found ourselves talking about how the millenium was gonna be like and what were we gonna do. It was a cool conversation for the past 30 minutes, then we officially, fell asleep in eachother's arms. We were soon woken up by little Joey, cuz he neede to be ed after his nap. I let out a groan as Addie shoke me awake, and we got up from the couch and headed to his room.
Addie took him out of his crib, and made him some warm milk in the microwave. As it was finished, 80 told me, "Now Bill, your job is to feed it to him, and my job is to burp him."
I replied, "Alright, this is hard."
She gave me a look and said, "Bill, what can be so hard than feeding your own son. I mean you feed yourself all the time, but you find it so hard to feed someone else?"
I rolled my eyes, to avoid a stupid discussion, and said, "Alright alright, I can do this. I just never pictured myself actually being a dad and feeding my own son. I always thought about music and unimportant stuff, but now it's all different, you know?"
She nodded, giving a smile, me knowing that was a good sign, and did my job. He was so tiny and had the cutest eyes. He had 80's eyes and my face, it was just so awsome that me and Addie managed to make something like this. Addie was just starring at me with great eyes, just doing my job, just satisfied. When I was finished, I handed him to Addie, and she did her job as well. Then, we laid him back down on his crib, just watching him sleep and wondring how his gonna end up when he turns 18.
I let out a deep sigh and said,"I'm fine and I know you want to laugh hard core at me, so go ahead laugh at the lard ass." So she did, she laughed until she was holding on her sides and almost colapsing on the floor. I frowned and she laughed even harder. I felt myself turning red of embarrassment, and finally said,"80, you can stop now, it went away."
She managed to look up and said,"Okay, I'ma stop now....few....just so you would make it stop recording back and forth in my head."
I opened my eyes widely and said, "You saw all of it!"
She replied, "I just heard the big noise and I pictured you falling on your ass." I gave her a soft push on the arm and she put her arm around my neck and gave me a peck on the cheek saying,"That's okay Billie, it happens to everyone, even the people at the gym, you're lucky it was in your own crappy apartment."
I was like 'Ha Ha very funny' and she gave me a peck on the lips, as we made our way to the kitchen. By then, she put little Joey back in his crib, and we had the living room to ourselves. As we were sitting on the couch, I had my arm around Addie, as she was resting her head on my shoulder. She broke the silence by saying,"Bill...can you like go take a niiice shower, just for me."
I gave her a look and said,"On one condition...you have to join me."
She gave me an evil grin and said, "I like how you're thinking, let's go!" Next thing you know, we were running like little kids in a prairy to the restroom, shutting the door behind us. A while later, after the restroom was soaked, we headed back to the living room, dried and fresh to go. 80 laid herself on the couch, resting her head on my lap, as I played with her dreadlocks. We were watching this very stupid movie that was about a guy thinking that he saw a UFO, and identified the police and everything. Then, after the BIG investigation, he found out that he was an alien himself, cuz he could "communicate" with the "aliens", and he ended up killing everybody. We didn't notice that we were laughing during the whole movie, just about how stupid it was, and not knowing why in the hell people make movies like this, when they could be getting drunk at some bar.
The movie was officially over, and we couldn't find anything else to do, we were, as you can see, bored out of our minds. I mean was is there left to do in 1998, smoke pot, drugs in general, listening to pop/punk bands like us, and just nothing. All of a sudden, we found ourselves talking about how the millenium was gonna be like and what were we gonna do. It was a cool conversation for the past 30 minutes, then we officially, fell asleep in eachother's arms. We were soon woken up by little Joey, cuz he neede to be ed after his nap. I let out a groan as Addie shoke me awake, and we got up from the couch and headed to his room.
Addie took him out of his crib, and made him some warm milk in the microwave. As it was finished, 80 told me, "Now Bill, your job is to feed it to him, and my job is to burp him."
I replied, "Alright, this is hard."
She gave me a look and said, "Bill, what can be so hard than feeding your own son. I mean you feed yourself all the time, but you find it so hard to feed someone else?"
I rolled my eyes, to avoid a stupid discussion, and said, "Alright alright, I can do this. I just never pictured myself actually being a dad and feeding my own son. I always thought about music and unimportant stuff, but now it's all different, you know?"
She nodded, giving a smile, me knowing that was a good sign, and did my job. He was so tiny and had the cutest eyes. He had 80's eyes and my face, it was just so awsome that me and Addie managed to make something like this. Addie was just starring at me with great eyes, just doing my job, just satisfied. When I was finished, I handed him to Addie, and she did her job as well. Then, we laid him back down on his crib, just watching him sleep and wondring how his gonna end up when he turns 18.
