What's wrong with being fat, it's not a sin, it's a right!, chapter 3
It's been three months now and I'm as thin as a cheerleader! I actually love the way I look, I finally, lost the pounds I had on me, which I don't even know why Addie made a huge deal out of, cuz it wasn't even that bad and now I'm glad that no one can complain. Anyways, it was 3 am, and for some reason 80 kept getting up to throw up, I hope it's nothing serious. She returned to the room and slipped next to me, in my grip again. I whispered to her, "What's wrong 80, you okay?"
She mumbled, "Mhmph, I think I might be pregnant,"
Right there my eyes started to grow wide and finally managed to say, "Addie, that's great! Another kid! I get to be a dad again!"
Addie turned around to face me and said,"Yeah, Bill, you get to be a dad again and I get to be a mommy, and Joey won't be alone."
I nodded and said, "You got a point there princess, now I'm to ecxited to sleep,"
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he chuckled a little bit and slowly fell back asleep as I was playing with her dreadlocks and stroking her face gently.
It was finally light out and I decided to get up, wash up, and watch the tube for a little while, until 80 wakes up. I can't believe I'm gonna have another kid, it's unbelievable. This one is gona look just like 80 and is gonna have MY eyes this time, not that 80's are ugly, but yeah it's my turn now well anyways, I was just harsh, I guess I'm obnoxious like that. I was watching some episode of Bevis and Butthead, until Addie woke up and I prepared some coffee for her, since she's having our kid, and handed it to her when it was ready.
We were just sitting on the couch, enjoying each other's company, until I asked 80, "Do you wanna go celebrate, since you're pregnant and all?"
She looked at me for a while and said, "Thats a great idea, let's go get ready, and call Ollie so she can watch Joey." I nodded and called mom, while she went to go get dressed, and she agreed as always, because she never seemed to mind watching her grandson. Then, I headed to the room where a changed Addie was and changed into some clean clothes.
When we were finished, 80 grabbed Joey from his crib and the bag, and we were out he door. I have no idea where I was gonna take 80, but I had to think of something nice, and fast! We, finally, dropped off Joey, after a long and disturbing traffic, and sped off to our destinguished destination.
Addie managed to ask me,"So, where are you taking me?"
I shrugged and said, "I'm not sure, wherever you wish."
She nodded and said, "Oook, well, how about Rod's Hickory Pit?"
I rolled my eyes and said, "You know there's no more discounts, cuz mom is no longer working there."
She chuckled and said, "Well you said anywhere I wish."
I smiled at her and said, "Mom's old diner it is," and we finally stoped at a stop light. Then, another car stopped right next to mine's, and to 80's surprise it was full of chicks. I didn't care cuz I had my girl, and I didn't even bother to look, but 80 seemed to notice one of them was checking me out, and she rolled down the window.
She yelled out, "Hey wench! Why don't you pay more attention to the road, instead of my husband?! Huh?! That's what I thought, thanks for your attention!" She rolled it back up as the girl's face grew pale and sped off when the light changed.
I turned to her and said, "Whoah girl, you sure not letting a baby get in the way!"
She smirked and said, "Well, no hoe is gonna be checking out my man, when she sees there's a easily distured wife in the front seat." I laughed for a little while and appreciated her for sticking up for her rights and for me.
She mumbled, "Mhmph, I think I might be pregnant,"
Right there my eyes started to grow wide and finally managed to say, "Addie, that's great! Another kid! I get to be a dad again!"
Addie turned around to face me and said,"Yeah, Bill, you get to be a dad again and I get to be a mommy, and Joey won't be alone."
I nodded and said, "You got a point there princess, now I'm to ecxited to sleep,"
S
he chuckled a little bit and slowly fell back asleep as I was playing with her dreadlocks and stroking her face gently.
It was finally light out and I decided to get up, wash up, and watch the tube for a little while, until 80 wakes up. I can't believe I'm gonna have another kid, it's unbelievable. This one is gona look just like 80 and is gonna have MY eyes this time, not that 80's are ugly, but yeah it's my turn now well anyways, I was just harsh, I guess I'm obnoxious like that. I was watching some episode of Bevis and Butthead, until Addie woke up and I prepared some coffee for her, since she's having our kid, and handed it to her when it was ready.
We were just sitting on the couch, enjoying each other's company, until I asked 80, "Do you wanna go celebrate, since you're pregnant and all?"
She looked at me for a while and said, "Thats a great idea, let's go get ready, and call Ollie so she can watch Joey." I nodded and called mom, while she went to go get dressed, and she agreed as always, because she never seemed to mind watching her grandson. Then, I headed to the room where a changed Addie was and changed into some clean clothes.
When we were finished, 80 grabbed Joey from his crib and the bag, and we were out he door. I have no idea where I was gonna take 80, but I had to think of something nice, and fast! We, finally, dropped off Joey, after a long and disturbing traffic, and sped off to our destinguished destination.
Addie managed to ask me,"So, where are you taking me?"
I shrugged and said, "I'm not sure, wherever you wish."
She nodded and said, "Oook, well, how about Rod's Hickory Pit?"
I rolled my eyes and said, "You know there's no more discounts, cuz mom is no longer working there."
She chuckled and said, "Well you said anywhere I wish."
I smiled at her and said, "Mom's old diner it is," and we finally stoped at a stop light. Then, another car stopped right next to mine's, and to 80's surprise it was full of chicks. I didn't care cuz I had my girl, and I didn't even bother to look, but 80 seemed to notice one of them was checking me out, and she rolled down the window.
She yelled out, "Hey wench! Why don't you pay more attention to the road, instead of my husband?! Huh?! That's what I thought, thanks for your attention!" She rolled it back up as the girl's face grew pale and sped off when the light changed.
I turned to her and said, "Whoah girl, you sure not letting a baby get in the way!"
She smirked and said, "Well, no hoe is gonna be checking out my man, when she sees there's a easily distured wife in the front seat." I laughed for a little while and appreciated her for sticking up for her rights and for me.
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