Oakland School, chapter 13

I arrived to the airport. I got tickets, I signed autographs and took pictures, and put on a happy face. I even gave away some of my bracelets and rings to the fans, because I wear so many. I even had this thing so all my stuff would ship out to Bam's house. Well, I went to the gate, and got on the plane. I rented a car, and headed for Bam's house.

I arrived at Bam's house, and the grass was all torn up, and dirt bikes were all there.

"This is my place," I said. It cheered me up. I'm so different than Tre. He always had to make himself look better. So fucking macho. At the house I lived with Tre, the grass and yard were always perfect, and, I was dying! I couldn't stand it.

I went up to the door, and just when I was about to knock the door opened.
"Sammy!" Ryan greeted me with.

"Sam is here already?" Ape said. And just when she said that, Bam, and Rake, and Dico, and Raab were there. I hugged them all, I told them what happened, and they showed me where my room was. As we were walking up to my room, Bam said, "We should get your Uncle Mikey up on his ass. That would be funny."

Ok, stop. Ok, Uncle Mikey isn't really my uncle. See, my mom grew up in the ghetto when she was younger. And, Mikey, or Mike, was a huge guy, who had red hair. He was real big. So, he was my uncle Mikey. When he fought, he would just plow through people, or usually take garbage can lids. He was awesome, and everyone liked him, because he was funny, and they knew not to get on his bad side.

I had everything set up. I called my parents, and told them stuff. and decorated the room to my style. I went, down and chatted with my buds.

One Month Later

I was in my room listening to 'Back in Black' by AC/DC. I was all happy and comfortable. I was reading a book, well looking in the book while sitting on my mini couch. Just then Bam came in.

"Hey Sam what are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm looking at this book, I can't find that damn Waldo," I said.

"Hey, 'member when I told you that Johnny wants to start a show, 'Jackass'?"

"Yeah, why?" I said.

"Well, if you wanna join, sign this paper, so far I've got Ryan, me, Raab, Dico, Rake, and then there are guys from Cali, like Chris and Steve-O."

"Gimme the paper." I signed it, and just like that, I became a member of the 'Jackass' crew.

Two Months Later

"Sam, get your lazy ass down here, we gotta go!" Bam Raab screamed.

It was our day to film the fifth episode of Jackass. I knew today, I was gonna get hurt, like always.

And this was the beginning of a Rockin' Life.

The End

*Sequel to Oakland School: My Rockin' Life. Stay tuned!
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