Swapped Identity, chapter 8
Mike's POV
Billie and Tre finally came back to the hotel. "Where have you guys been?" I asked.
"We went to that pub across te street you know, the Hen and Fox," said Tre. Well if this was true then Tre but Billie's body. At that point Tre started laughing and that would mean that it was really Billie laughing.
"Hey man," I said "Are you high?" He seemed to be laughing quite a lot and saying the word pub repeatedly!
"Why does everyone think im high just becuase I find the word pub very amusing?" said Billie.
"Because A: you are high, you told me so and B: Pub isnt a funny word!" said Tre.
"Billie I thought you quit taking drugs?" I said.
"Well, yeah but I found some in this jacket I'm wearing plus I was a little stressed from everything thats happened," said Billie so quickly that I could barely understand him.
"Hey wait a minute," Tre butted in "Thats my jacket your wearing! You got us kicked out of that pub becuase you wouldn't give me any of my own drugs?"
"Wait, wait, wait you got yourself kicked out of pub already? What did you do?"
"We ran around screaming it was quite fun!" Billie said.
I gave them both a look that said you better not piss me off any more than you already have done.
"Why are you giving me that look? it was Billies fault!" argued Tre.
"Was not!" Billie said back.
"Was to!"
"Was not!"
"Was to!"
"Nah ah!"
"Uh huh!"
"Nah ah!"
"Uh huh."
This went on for several minutes they were acting like five year olds what with Billie being high and Tre being Tre! But suddenly Tre jumped on Billie and they started fighting! Not proper punching but just rolling over each other! I went to pull tre off of Billie which was a lot easier than I thought it would have been as it was Billies body I had to lift not Tre's!
"Get off him Tre!" I yelled at him.
"Hey!" he said happily "You called me Tre! Yay! Does this mean you believe our bullshit story?" he asked me.
"yeah, I guess so," I told him. I looked over at Billie but he was unconcious. I sighed.
"Why did you have drugs in your pocket anyway Tre?"
"Errrrm...." he said, "I think I an hear someone calling me!" so Tre got up and walked out of the hotel suite frequently looking back at me!
Billie and Tre finally came back to the hotel. "Where have you guys been?" I asked.
"We went to that pub across te street you know, the Hen and Fox," said Tre. Well if this was true then Tre but Billie's body. At that point Tre started laughing and that would mean that it was really Billie laughing.
"Hey man," I said "Are you high?" He seemed to be laughing quite a lot and saying the word pub repeatedly!
"Why does everyone think im high just becuase I find the word pub very amusing?" said Billie.
"Because A: you are high, you told me so and B: Pub isnt a funny word!" said Tre.
"Billie I thought you quit taking drugs?" I said.
"Well, yeah but I found some in this jacket I'm wearing plus I was a little stressed from everything thats happened," said Billie so quickly that I could barely understand him.
"Hey wait a minute," Tre butted in "Thats my jacket your wearing! You got us kicked out of that pub becuase you wouldn't give me any of my own drugs?"
"Wait, wait, wait you got yourself kicked out of pub already? What did you do?"
"We ran around screaming it was quite fun!" Billie said.
I gave them both a look that said you better not piss me off any more than you already have done.
"Why are you giving me that look? it was Billies fault!" argued Tre.
"Was not!" Billie said back.
"Was to!"
"Was not!"
"Was to!"
"Nah ah!"
"Uh huh!"
"Nah ah!"
"Uh huh."
This went on for several minutes they were acting like five year olds what with Billie being high and Tre being Tre! But suddenly Tre jumped on Billie and they started fighting! Not proper punching but just rolling over each other! I went to pull tre off of Billie which was a lot easier than I thought it would have been as it was Billies body I had to lift not Tre's!
"Get off him Tre!" I yelled at him.
"Hey!" he said happily "You called me Tre! Yay! Does this mean you believe our bullshit story?" he asked me.
"yeah, I guess so," I told him. I looked over at Billie but he was unconcious. I sighed.
"Why did you have drugs in your pocket anyway Tre?"
"Errrrm...." he said, "I think I an hear someone calling me!" so Tre got up and walked out of the hotel suite frequently looking back at me!
