Life as a teenage rocker, chapter 6
Chapter 6
Willow packed the last of her stuff and went out to out it in the car, just next to their car was the Green's car, where Roxy and Bridget were arguing.
"You are such an annoying little twat-face Bridget!"
"You're a reindeer."
"You're a seal."
"You'r-"
"Okay," Willow interrupted, "Sorry to break this up, but we are leaving in a minute."
"True, I guess I should go get my bags," said Roxy, sadly.
"Wait a sec...Roxy, your hair...it's so plain!" Willow's eyes went wide.
"Yeah it's not dyed today, weird huh?"
"Very."
With that Roxy ran upstairs in her house. A few minutes later she came back downstairs again with loads and loads of boxes, bags and suitcases, followed by Adam with more of her stuff, and the pile was equally big, and then Sharon come down with a wheelbarrow of yet more stuff of Roxy's, (it wasn't that she was a bimbo with loads of clothes or something, but she was just really spoilt and used it to her advantage. )
Willow stared. "How much stuff do you have, did you bring everything in your room?"
"Uh...Oui, that's pretty much it."
"After everything was packed in the lorries or cars, both families set off to their new homes.
Roxy, Willow and Bridget were driving in Adam's car, while the parents were in the other. Roxy was in the front as she shot gunned it first. Her hair was tied loosely back in a pony, and she was wearing spotty orange shorts, with one of Adam's biggest, black t-shirts which was so baggy you could barely see the shorts.
Willow on the other and was wearing her knee-ripped black jeans with a punky shirt and tie.
"Adam," Roxy whined, "Change the station, I don't like Trivium."
"No way, this is my favourite song of theirs," he answered back.
"Fine," said Roxy switching off the radio moodily.
"Roxy, you are so spoilt," said Adam angrily.
"Adam, you are so not spoilt," Roxy said equally angry.
"Guys- shut up before I lose it. Yes you too Bridget," Willow said, (stressed out as it was hot) and snatching the freezing water bottle from Bridget, drinking it, then laughing in her face.
As the journey continued, everyone was getting bored until,
"Hey, why don't you all watch me put me eye make-up on!" Roxy said happily.
Wooo, yeah," said Willow, moody and sarcastic.
Roxy first did her eyeliner, then got her mascara out which accidentally fell down Adam's chair where all the pedals in the car are.
"Whoops, my bad," said Roxy leaning over Adam trying to reach her mascara.
"Roxy, what the hell are you doing?!" Asked Adam, starting to feel a bit uncomfortable.
"What does it bloody look like I'm doing."
"Well I'm not actually gonna answer that," he said trying his hardest to concentrate on the road, which was getting really hard for him, while Willow was just laughing her head off at everything, and Bridget was singing along to 'Old McDonald' on her iPod.
"Wait a sec...YES got it," Roxy said coming back up and dusting herself off. "I rock.."
"Great," Adam muttered, turning the fan on to cool himself off.
***
"Are we there yet?" moaned Bridget.
"No."
"Are we there yet?" moaned Roxy.
"No."
"Are we there yet?" moaned Willow.
"No."
"Are w-"
"Guys, we will be there in about 20 minutes okay!" Said Adam.
"20 MINUTES!" Screamed Willow, "BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THE CAR FOR DAYS!"
"Hours Willow. Hours. Not days. Hours," Adam said, trying to keep his sister sane.
"Same thing," she mumbled back.
***
After about 20 minutes of Roxy solidly talking about the England football team, they arrived at the new houses, and they first thing they noticed was they were next door to a house with a security guard standing there. Roxy and Willow just looked at each other.
"Right, lets start to unpack now," said Zack clapping his hands together. Roxy looked a everyone.
"Yep, that's right everyone, get to work," She said clapping her hands together, and then putting her hands on her hips.
"You too Roxy," said Sophie laughing.
"Ah dude... "
"You can go and kill Bridget for the best room," Sophie added, before watching Roxy run into her new house.
***
Willow began to unpack her stuff, after she got to know the 2 houses better. After about half an hour of this, Roxy suddenly burst into her room, with a depressed look on her face. She looked the same as she did in the car, with the clothes and everything, her hair was out and normal waist length, but she was wearing a baseball cap, which didn't hide the fact that she had bright pink and green splodges in her hair, which were in sort of strips, but very messy!
"I am NEVER, I repeat NEVER letting Bridget do my hair again EVER!" She screamed kicking the bed, (and hurting her foot. )
Willow was desperately trying not to laugh, but couldn't hold it in. She started laughing like a mad woman, rolling around on the floor, while Roxy was giving her death glares.
After she calmed down she asked, "Are you still gonna come with me to find out who lives next door?"
"Course I am," said Roxy, her eyes brightening up, "we could say we needed some sugar or something!"
"Yup...hey, I'm the one that's suppose to come up with the ideas." Willow frowned, and followed Roxy out the room.
When they got outside Roxy had the sugar bowl in her hands, and Willow was looking anywhere but Roxy's hair.
"Lets get going!" They both walked over to the gate where the security guard was standing, staring at them. This freaked Willow out a bit, but Roxy marched right over to them.
"Bonjour, can we come in dude?"
"Are you related in any way?" Asked the guard getting bored as he had a list of the people who were allowed to come in.
"Uh...no, we just wanted some sugar, we moved next door see, an-"
"No relative, not on my list, not entering!"
"WAIT, YES!"
"Yes what?"
"Yes, we are related to the family... " She trailed off, while Willow was standing behind her, nodding her head vigorously and scuffing the pavement with her trainers.
"Oh, and what is this family that you speak of. Do they have a surname?" He asked
"Yes, they do," Roxy said, proud of her little annoying comebacks.
"Then what is it?" The security guard wasn't going to let them in that easily.
"How about 3 guesses, then one for luck," She tried, but this just made the security guard pissed off.
"Away," he growled, flailing his arms around, and shooing them away shouting "SHOO, SHOO!"
"Hey," Answered Roxy, "we can stand where we like, It's a free country ain't it!"
But Willow was already dragging her away, while Roxy was putting up a fight, screaming, "THIS IS RACISM TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE GREEN AND PINK HAIR, ISN'T IT! ANSWER ME WENCH! ANSWER MEEE!"
"Chill dude, how can you be hyper...it's waay too hot."
"I dunno, sun makes me HYPERFIED!"
"Right," Willow said as they moved away from the guard, who was still watching them, and went to stand over to Willow's house. "I have an idea," she said, doing her famous evil grin.
"Oh hell no, that's bad, it's no good, BAD, I can feel it." Roxy started to step back into the house, but Willow pulled her by the arm and dragged her back outside.
"Nooo, it's good. See the wall there?" Said Willow pointing at their neighbour's wall, which was covered in barbed wire all the way across the wall, and the wall was covered in leaves and weeds, and stuff like that. "Well, were gonna climb over the top and get in through the back entrance...my plans NEVER fail."
"Uh...F. Y. I. Your 'plans' often fail, AND how are we suppose to climb over there WHEN IT'S COVERED IN BARBED WIRE YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"Hey, I'm not stupid," Willow moaned losing her concentration, "and there's a gap in the wire there look."
Roxy looked.
"OK, but shouldn't I get changed, I mean my shorts are pretty revealing, my hairs bad enough too... "
"No time for getting changed, lets go!"
"Whatever Willy Willow. HAR HAR HAR, that's funny Willy Willow...you see what I did there HAR HAR HAR!"
"Just shut up," Willow said, positive that someone had given her a happy pill.
The two girls started to climb, while getting covered with weeds and stuff in the hair and on their clothes. When they reached the top, Willow had some trouble getting over, as she was wearing jeans, so Roxy pulled her over which caused her to make her ripped jeans, even more ripped.
By the time they got over the wall into the garden, Roxy's hair was covered in leaves and mud, and so were her clothes, and Willow's clothes looked like they could never be worn again.
"So....you can knock Roxy, yeah?" Whispered Willow, she was really nervous.
"Okay." Roxy walked over to the white door and knocked a random tune on there, really loudly.
Soon a figure came to the door and opened it curiously. It was Adrienne Armstrong. Which meant Billie Joe from Green Day lived here. Willow just stood there frozen to the spot and Roxy was smiling.
"Yallooo...we were just wonderi-" But her sentence was cut short, because at that moment Billie Joe walked up to them, and stood behind Adrienne, with Jakob on is shoulders punching his head.
"Oh my days," Roxy heard Willow whisper behind her. Roxy stepped forward, so she could shake their hands, but Billie sighed and said.
"Hey, sorry girls, but this a bad time for autographs and stuff. We're right in the middle of something," he said noticing Willow's Green Day t-shirt, but it was hard to see her, as she was sort of hiding behind Roxy. Roxy's hand dropped to her side.
"Noo, we don't want your autograph, well yeah we do, but it's just we moved in next door see, and we was just, sort of, wondering if you had any sugar...please," She said very fast, and desperately trying to get the mud and leaves out of the sugar bowl.
Billie Joe noticed Roxy's hair, and Willow's gardener look. Roxy then nudged Willow, and they both gave their most nicest, cutest puppy dog eyes. Billie looked at Adrienne, who nodded.
"Okay, come in guys, but try not to trip, it's Jakobs fault, he leaves his stuff lying around. Right on cue, as soon as Roxy walked into their kitchen, and she tripped over a toy truck. Which Willow found funny, but tried to stifle her giggles.
"Damn, Jakob, stop hitting my head," Said Billie Joe, (As they moved into the living room), putting Jakob down.
"But daddy, I wanna play!" Yelled Jakob, clinging onto Billie Joe's leg. He leaned over to Jakob and whispered something "But daddy," said Jakob trying to whisper, which didn't work, "These girl are NOT pretty, the are ugly, and why'd we have to help them!?"
Willow blushed at being called pretty, by a famous rock star, while Roxy nodded her head proudly.
Billie Joe excused himself for a minute, picking up Jakob and putting him over one shoulder and carrying him upstairs.
So Adrienne started talking to them.
"So, did you dye your hair that colour?" She asked touching Roxy's platinum blond hair.
"No way, it's natural, apart from the pink and green of course, Willow dyes her hair though!"
"Only a bit, to make it more red, than before," said Willow embarrassed, that she was brought into the conversation.
"I was only joking." Adrienne laughed, "I like the way you girls do your hair, it's very original."
Willow and Roxy grinned.
"Thanks," Said Roxy, putting on her cheesy accent, which made Adrienne laugh.
"What's funny babe?" Asked Billie Joe, coming back down the stairs.
"Girl stuff," said Adrienne winking at the girls, and smiling sweetly at him.
"Hey, I wear eye liner, and spend time doing my hair!" Billie protested.
Adrienne nodded and said, "He has a point there, he spends forever in the bathroom, doing his hair. Longer than me actually.
Willow and Roxy laughed, then Roxy started twisting her hair round her finger, (while the rest of them carried on talking), but suddenly she found her finger was stuck in her hair.
"Damn it," she whispered, desperately trying to pull her finger out, Willow just ignored her, and carried on talking, until she was beginning to lose blood in her finger, so Willow took pity on her and helped her get her finger out of her hair.
"Sorry," Said Roxy looking down. But Adrienne and Billie Joe really liked them, and thought they were pretty cool.
"You such an idiot!" Said Willow.
"Me, what about you, who was the one that tried to make Bridget jum-"
"OK whatever, this is not the time for one of your Hissy-Fits!" Hissed Willow
"Hissy-Fits?"
"OK guys, cut it out!" Said Billie Joe, interrupting before they could carry on, and looking at his watch, "We kinda have to go out now, but you're welcome to come back if you want, and we will see you around and stuff yeah?"
"YEAH, AWESOME!" Screamed Roxy!
"Um...ignore her," Willow said to Billie Joe, as Roxy was doing a victory dance. "Bye."
"Okay, bye," he said handing them the sugar before they closed the front door.
Roxy being led by Willow, who was pulling her by the neck of her t-shirt, as she was still trying to do her victory dance, pathetically.
Willow packed the last of her stuff and went out to out it in the car, just next to their car was the Green's car, where Roxy and Bridget were arguing.
"You are such an annoying little twat-face Bridget!"
"You're a reindeer."
"You're a seal."
"You'r-"
"Okay," Willow interrupted, "Sorry to break this up, but we are leaving in a minute."
"True, I guess I should go get my bags," said Roxy, sadly.
"Wait a sec...Roxy, your hair...it's so plain!" Willow's eyes went wide.
"Yeah it's not dyed today, weird huh?"
"Very."
With that Roxy ran upstairs in her house. A few minutes later she came back downstairs again with loads and loads of boxes, bags and suitcases, followed by Adam with more of her stuff, and the pile was equally big, and then Sharon come down with a wheelbarrow of yet more stuff of Roxy's, (it wasn't that she was a bimbo with loads of clothes or something, but she was just really spoilt and used it to her advantage. )
Willow stared. "How much stuff do you have, did you bring everything in your room?"
"Uh...Oui, that's pretty much it."
"After everything was packed in the lorries or cars, both families set off to their new homes.
Roxy, Willow and Bridget were driving in Adam's car, while the parents were in the other. Roxy was in the front as she shot gunned it first. Her hair was tied loosely back in a pony, and she was wearing spotty orange shorts, with one of Adam's biggest, black t-shirts which was so baggy you could barely see the shorts.
Willow on the other and was wearing her knee-ripped black jeans with a punky shirt and tie.
"Adam," Roxy whined, "Change the station, I don't like Trivium."
"No way, this is my favourite song of theirs," he answered back.
"Fine," said Roxy switching off the radio moodily.
"Roxy, you are so spoilt," said Adam angrily.
"Adam, you are so not spoilt," Roxy said equally angry.
"Guys- shut up before I lose it. Yes you too Bridget," Willow said, (stressed out as it was hot) and snatching the freezing water bottle from Bridget, drinking it, then laughing in her face.
As the journey continued, everyone was getting bored until,
"Hey, why don't you all watch me put me eye make-up on!" Roxy said happily.
Wooo, yeah," said Willow, moody and sarcastic.
Roxy first did her eyeliner, then got her mascara out which accidentally fell down Adam's chair where all the pedals in the car are.
"Whoops, my bad," said Roxy leaning over Adam trying to reach her mascara.
"Roxy, what the hell are you doing?!" Asked Adam, starting to feel a bit uncomfortable.
"What does it bloody look like I'm doing."
"Well I'm not actually gonna answer that," he said trying his hardest to concentrate on the road, which was getting really hard for him, while Willow was just laughing her head off at everything, and Bridget was singing along to 'Old McDonald' on her iPod.
"Wait a sec...YES got it," Roxy said coming back up and dusting herself off. "I rock.."
"Great," Adam muttered, turning the fan on to cool himself off.
***
"Are we there yet?" moaned Bridget.
"No."
"Are we there yet?" moaned Roxy.
"No."
"Are we there yet?" moaned Willow.
"No."
"Are w-"
"Guys, we will be there in about 20 minutes okay!" Said Adam.
"20 MINUTES!" Screamed Willow, "BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THE CAR FOR DAYS!"
"Hours Willow. Hours. Not days. Hours," Adam said, trying to keep his sister sane.
"Same thing," she mumbled back.
***
After about 20 minutes of Roxy solidly talking about the England football team, they arrived at the new houses, and they first thing they noticed was they were next door to a house with a security guard standing there. Roxy and Willow just looked at each other.
"Right, lets start to unpack now," said Zack clapping his hands together. Roxy looked a everyone.
"Yep, that's right everyone, get to work," She said clapping her hands together, and then putting her hands on her hips.
"You too Roxy," said Sophie laughing.
"Ah dude... "
"You can go and kill Bridget for the best room," Sophie added, before watching Roxy run into her new house.
***
Willow began to unpack her stuff, after she got to know the 2 houses better. After about half an hour of this, Roxy suddenly burst into her room, with a depressed look on her face. She looked the same as she did in the car, with the clothes and everything, her hair was out and normal waist length, but she was wearing a baseball cap, which didn't hide the fact that she had bright pink and green splodges in her hair, which were in sort of strips, but very messy!
"I am NEVER, I repeat NEVER letting Bridget do my hair again EVER!" She screamed kicking the bed, (and hurting her foot. )
Willow was desperately trying not to laugh, but couldn't hold it in. She started laughing like a mad woman, rolling around on the floor, while Roxy was giving her death glares.
After she calmed down she asked, "Are you still gonna come with me to find out who lives next door?"
"Course I am," said Roxy, her eyes brightening up, "we could say we needed some sugar or something!"
"Yup...hey, I'm the one that's suppose to come up with the ideas." Willow frowned, and followed Roxy out the room.
When they got outside Roxy had the sugar bowl in her hands, and Willow was looking anywhere but Roxy's hair.
"Lets get going!" They both walked over to the gate where the security guard was standing, staring at them. This freaked Willow out a bit, but Roxy marched right over to them.
"Bonjour, can we come in dude?"
"Are you related in any way?" Asked the guard getting bored as he had a list of the people who were allowed to come in.
"Uh...no, we just wanted some sugar, we moved next door see, an-"
"No relative, not on my list, not entering!"
"WAIT, YES!"
"Yes what?"
"Yes, we are related to the family... " She trailed off, while Willow was standing behind her, nodding her head vigorously and scuffing the pavement with her trainers.
"Oh, and what is this family that you speak of. Do they have a surname?" He asked
"Yes, they do," Roxy said, proud of her little annoying comebacks.
"Then what is it?" The security guard wasn't going to let them in that easily.
"How about 3 guesses, then one for luck," She tried, but this just made the security guard pissed off.
"Away," he growled, flailing his arms around, and shooing them away shouting "SHOO, SHOO!"
"Hey," Answered Roxy, "we can stand where we like, It's a free country ain't it!"
But Willow was already dragging her away, while Roxy was putting up a fight, screaming, "THIS IS RACISM TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE GREEN AND PINK HAIR, ISN'T IT! ANSWER ME WENCH! ANSWER MEEE!"
"Chill dude, how can you be hyper...it's waay too hot."
"I dunno, sun makes me HYPERFIED!"
"Right," Willow said as they moved away from the guard, who was still watching them, and went to stand over to Willow's house. "I have an idea," she said, doing her famous evil grin.
"Oh hell no, that's bad, it's no good, BAD, I can feel it." Roxy started to step back into the house, but Willow pulled her by the arm and dragged her back outside.
"Nooo, it's good. See the wall there?" Said Willow pointing at their neighbour's wall, which was covered in barbed wire all the way across the wall, and the wall was covered in leaves and weeds, and stuff like that. "Well, were gonna climb over the top and get in through the back entrance...my plans NEVER fail."
"Uh...F. Y. I. Your 'plans' often fail, AND how are we suppose to climb over there WHEN IT'S COVERED IN BARBED WIRE YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"Hey, I'm not stupid," Willow moaned losing her concentration, "and there's a gap in the wire there look."
Roxy looked.
"OK, but shouldn't I get changed, I mean my shorts are pretty revealing, my hairs bad enough too... "
"No time for getting changed, lets go!"
"Whatever Willy Willow. HAR HAR HAR, that's funny Willy Willow...you see what I did there HAR HAR HAR!"
"Just shut up," Willow said, positive that someone had given her a happy pill.
The two girls started to climb, while getting covered with weeds and stuff in the hair and on their clothes. When they reached the top, Willow had some trouble getting over, as she was wearing jeans, so Roxy pulled her over which caused her to make her ripped jeans, even more ripped.
By the time they got over the wall into the garden, Roxy's hair was covered in leaves and mud, and so were her clothes, and Willow's clothes looked like they could never be worn again.
"So....you can knock Roxy, yeah?" Whispered Willow, she was really nervous.
"Okay." Roxy walked over to the white door and knocked a random tune on there, really loudly.
Soon a figure came to the door and opened it curiously. It was Adrienne Armstrong. Which meant Billie Joe from Green Day lived here. Willow just stood there frozen to the spot and Roxy was smiling.
"Yallooo...we were just wonderi-" But her sentence was cut short, because at that moment Billie Joe walked up to them, and stood behind Adrienne, with Jakob on is shoulders punching his head.
"Oh my days," Roxy heard Willow whisper behind her. Roxy stepped forward, so she could shake their hands, but Billie sighed and said.
"Hey, sorry girls, but this a bad time for autographs and stuff. We're right in the middle of something," he said noticing Willow's Green Day t-shirt, but it was hard to see her, as she was sort of hiding behind Roxy. Roxy's hand dropped to her side.
"Noo, we don't want your autograph, well yeah we do, but it's just we moved in next door see, and we was just, sort of, wondering if you had any sugar...please," She said very fast, and desperately trying to get the mud and leaves out of the sugar bowl.
Billie Joe noticed Roxy's hair, and Willow's gardener look. Roxy then nudged Willow, and they both gave their most nicest, cutest puppy dog eyes. Billie looked at Adrienne, who nodded.
"Okay, come in guys, but try not to trip, it's Jakobs fault, he leaves his stuff lying around. Right on cue, as soon as Roxy walked into their kitchen, and she tripped over a toy truck. Which Willow found funny, but tried to stifle her giggles.
"Damn, Jakob, stop hitting my head," Said Billie Joe, (As they moved into the living room), putting Jakob down.
"But daddy, I wanna play!" Yelled Jakob, clinging onto Billie Joe's leg. He leaned over to Jakob and whispered something "But daddy," said Jakob trying to whisper, which didn't work, "These girl are NOT pretty, the are ugly, and why'd we have to help them!?"
Willow blushed at being called pretty, by a famous rock star, while Roxy nodded her head proudly.
Billie Joe excused himself for a minute, picking up Jakob and putting him over one shoulder and carrying him upstairs.
So Adrienne started talking to them.
"So, did you dye your hair that colour?" She asked touching Roxy's platinum blond hair.
"No way, it's natural, apart from the pink and green of course, Willow dyes her hair though!"
"Only a bit, to make it more red, than before," said Willow embarrassed, that she was brought into the conversation.
"I was only joking." Adrienne laughed, "I like the way you girls do your hair, it's very original."
Willow and Roxy grinned.
"Thanks," Said Roxy, putting on her cheesy accent, which made Adrienne laugh.
"What's funny babe?" Asked Billie Joe, coming back down the stairs.
"Girl stuff," said Adrienne winking at the girls, and smiling sweetly at him.
"Hey, I wear eye liner, and spend time doing my hair!" Billie protested.
Adrienne nodded and said, "He has a point there, he spends forever in the bathroom, doing his hair. Longer than me actually.
Willow and Roxy laughed, then Roxy started twisting her hair round her finger, (while the rest of them carried on talking), but suddenly she found her finger was stuck in her hair.
"Damn it," she whispered, desperately trying to pull her finger out, Willow just ignored her, and carried on talking, until she was beginning to lose blood in her finger, so Willow took pity on her and helped her get her finger out of her hair.
"Sorry," Said Roxy looking down. But Adrienne and Billie Joe really liked them, and thought they were pretty cool.
"You such an idiot!" Said Willow.
"Me, what about you, who was the one that tried to make Bridget jum-"
"OK whatever, this is not the time for one of your Hissy-Fits!" Hissed Willow
"Hissy-Fits?"
"OK guys, cut it out!" Said Billie Joe, interrupting before they could carry on, and looking at his watch, "We kinda have to go out now, but you're welcome to come back if you want, and we will see you around and stuff yeah?"
"YEAH, AWESOME!" Screamed Roxy!
"Um...ignore her," Willow said to Billie Joe, as Roxy was doing a victory dance. "Bye."
"Okay, bye," he said handing them the sugar before they closed the front door.
Roxy being led by Willow, who was pulling her by the neck of her t-shirt, as she was still trying to do her victory dance, pathetically.
