Tiny Red Flying Hood, chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Tiny Red Flying Hood, But his Mother nicknamed him Kane due to her lack of speaking abilities.
Kane lived with only his mother, since his father had died after being swallowed by an evil cow that lurked beyond the forests. They were very lonely, But his mother always reminded him that being together is the most important gift god could have given them.
One day, whilst Kane was picking grains from the farming allotment, his mother waddled out with her walking stick carrying a basket of eggs. Clearing her throat she began speaking, "Take this eggs," Before she could finish she fell on the ground and twitched. Kane soon realised that she was dead.
Approaching the basket of eggs Kane found a note addressed to his Grandmother, 'The Old Hen'. Not before long Kane grabbed his sparkling red shoes and began skipping to his Grand mothers house.
After a while he felt very edgy, as if someone was following him. Forcing himself, he turned around only to find Daisy the cow.
"Where are you going with those eggs?," moo'd Daisy.
"I'm going to my Grandmother." Kane replied.
"Well, You'd better be off then. I'll go finish chasing away those evil squirrels that keep eating my baby hens."
Kane continued once again on the path, not knowing that Daisy the cow was planning an evil scheme to steal the eggs and attempt to be the first ever to grow a Hen tree.
"Here at last." Kane sighed. He opened the door and found his Grandmother sitting at the table, knitting whilst humming to herself.
"Granny?.. Granny.. GRANNY!"
The Old Hen fell of her chair and screamed; She then fell face first onto the floor.
Kane sighed, "It's just me. You don't have to play dead."
The Old Hen got up and smiled, "Oh, Hello."
"I brought you these eggs," Kane said, Handing her the basket of eggs.
"Why thank you de." But before she could finish the sentance she fell to the ground and twitched.
Kane knew that she was dead.
"God darnit, This keeps happening to me!" Kane said as he picked up the eggs once again. Peering around he saw Daisy the cow tip-toeing behind him.
"Oh hello Daisy? What are you doing here?"
"Umm nothing.." Daisy then rushed towards the basket, took an egg and jumped out the window.
Kane laughed knowing that beside the window was the ending of the path and a hole leading know-where.
Then, unexpectingly, Billie Joe arrived.
"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE FROM GREEN DAY! I LOVE YOU, WOULD YOU LIKE AN EGG!?!??"
Billie Joe smiled and took an egg before saying, "Hey, I heard your Mum died. Would you like me to adopt you?" Kane then fainted.
Hours past before Kane woke up in a hospital bed beside Billie Joe, Mike Dirnt and Tre, who was happily eating a picnic bar. "You now are my son, My lost son, Kane Dirnt Armstrong the Third." Kane again fainted.
After going to his Mothers funeral Kane moved in with Billie Joe Armstrong and they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
Kane lived with only his mother, since his father had died after being swallowed by an evil cow that lurked beyond the forests. They were very lonely, But his mother always reminded him that being together is the most important gift god could have given them.
One day, whilst Kane was picking grains from the farming allotment, his mother waddled out with her walking stick carrying a basket of eggs. Clearing her throat she began speaking, "Take this eggs," Before she could finish she fell on the ground and twitched. Kane soon realised that she was dead.
Approaching the basket of eggs Kane found a note addressed to his Grandmother, 'The Old Hen'. Not before long Kane grabbed his sparkling red shoes and began skipping to his Grand mothers house.
After a while he felt very edgy, as if someone was following him. Forcing himself, he turned around only to find Daisy the cow.
"Where are you going with those eggs?," moo'd Daisy.
"I'm going to my Grandmother." Kane replied.
"Well, You'd better be off then. I'll go finish chasing away those evil squirrels that keep eating my baby hens."
Kane continued once again on the path, not knowing that Daisy the cow was planning an evil scheme to steal the eggs and attempt to be the first ever to grow a Hen tree.
"Here at last." Kane sighed. He opened the door and found his Grandmother sitting at the table, knitting whilst humming to herself.
"Granny?.. Granny.. GRANNY!"
The Old Hen fell of her chair and screamed; She then fell face first onto the floor.
Kane sighed, "It's just me. You don't have to play dead."
The Old Hen got up and smiled, "Oh, Hello."
"I brought you these eggs," Kane said, Handing her the basket of eggs.
"Why thank you de." But before she could finish the sentance she fell to the ground and twitched.
Kane knew that she was dead.
"God darnit, This keeps happening to me!" Kane said as he picked up the eggs once again. Peering around he saw Daisy the cow tip-toeing behind him.
"Oh hello Daisy? What are you doing here?"
"Umm nothing.." Daisy then rushed towards the basket, took an egg and jumped out the window.
Kane laughed knowing that beside the window was the ending of the path and a hole leading know-where.
Then, unexpectingly, Billie Joe arrived.
"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE FROM GREEN DAY! I LOVE YOU, WOULD YOU LIKE AN EGG!?!??"
Billie Joe smiled and took an egg before saying, "Hey, I heard your Mum died. Would you like me to adopt you?" Kane then fainted.
Hours past before Kane woke up in a hospital bed beside Billie Joe, Mike Dirnt and Tre, who was happily eating a picnic bar. "You now are my son, My lost son, Kane Dirnt Armstrong the Third." Kane again fainted.
After going to his Mothers funeral Kane moved in with Billie Joe Armstrong and they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
