Super Sexy Tre, Machine Gun Mike, and...Billie, Who's as Confused as Hell., chapter 1
It was around one A. M. And Billie was awakened to the sound of his Beautiful, Gorgeous, sexy, hot, wife Adi slowly creeping out of the bed.
Billie's P. O. V
What is she doing getting up at this time?
"80? Watcha doing?" I called to Adi in a silly voice; I put on one of my goofy sexy smiles that she loved.
"Shut up, you piece of dirt." Adi growled back to me in a unusually low voice.
Well isn't some one grouchy...
"Umm... Ok... Sorry dear, I'll go back to sleep... I guess." I said to Adi with a disappointed tone of voice.
Adi just grumbled
Jeez what's up with her?
I heard Adi walk into the kitchen and grab something out of the silver ware draw, then scurry upstairs in Joey's Bedroom. After a few seconds I heard Joey scream and the sound of Adi going MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
I got out of bed and ran upstairs into Joey's bedroom, and saw Adi stabbing Joey with a very sharp... Spork. (A spoon and a fork mixed together)
I let out a high pitched... Kind of... Girly... Scream.
"80!" "What's gotten into you?" I said worriedly.
Adi slowly turned her head around; her eyes were pinkish red, blood shot. Then she hissed at me.
"DAD! MY ARM, MY FUCKING ARM IS BLEEDING!" Joey screamed with the knife still in his arm.
"Shh... Be quiet Joey I think there's something wrong with your mother..." I said not noticing Joey's bleeding arm.
Joey let out one more little screech then his eyes rolled back in his head and he passed out.
Jakob stayed sound asleep through all of this.
Super Sexy Tre's point of view
I heard screams coming from Billie's house... Girly... High pitched screams... That sounded like Billie's... But higher... And girly.
"Sounds like trouble!" I shouted to no one... Because no one was around.
I slid down the pole that led to my underground... Super... House... Thingy.
"Aaaahh... That feels good... Almost... Orgasmic..." I sighed.
I got off the pole and jumped into my Super Sexy Tre costume. It was cheap body suit made out of... Rubber... Shiny rubber that fits nice and tight around my one testicle. I looked in the mirror and smiled. "I am SOOOO SEXY!" I put my mask on and hummed the bat man tune. Then I quickly jumped into my car and sped over to Billie's house. I jumped through Joey's window and broken glass was everywhere...
"Ill... Get that... Later" I mumbled.
"Who the fuck are you?" Billie asked.
"I am SUPER SEXY TRE!" I shouted "DUH DUN DUUUUH!"
Billie's P. O. V
My eyes sparkled. "OHMYGOSH REALLY?! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" I asked in another... Girly... Tone.
Super Sexy Tre's face went blank. "Uh... Yeah... Sure... I guess." He said.
Joey apparently woke up from fainting and said "Uh... Dad that's just Tre' Cool... Dressed up in... Some gay costume. Can't you tell? The mask is a piece of shit..."
"OH... YEAH... I knew all along it's just you know... How Tre can get sometimes... Eehh..." I went off and went into fetal position in the corner and mumbled to myself.
Machine Gun Mike's P. O. V
I heard some commotion coming from Billie's house. I quickly grabbed my brand new machine gun and jumped in my car. I drove over to Billie's house and seeing that Super Sexy Tre already broke one window I broke the second window in Joey's room and climbed threw it.
Tre looked at me and shouted "Looks like machine gun Mike has arrived!"
"You got that right" I said.
"Ok I got everything handled!" I fumbled with my machine gun. "God how do your work this thing... Oh here we go..." I pressed the trigger and accidentally shot Joey in the same arm that he had a... Spork in. "Oh jeez... Sorry Joey... What are you doing over there?"
Joey screamed in pain and passed out... Again.
Oh well it's only his arm.
"Jeez, Joey do you think you can lower your voice?" Billie asked coming out of his fetal position.
Super Sexy Tre's P. O. V
"Ok... That enough Mike, thank you." I said in my 'smart ass' voice. "I got it from here" I pulled out my ghost busters' vacuum cleaner thingy.
"Umm... What are you going to do with that Tre?" Billie asked.
"THIS!" I screamed. I turned the vacuum on and sucked up Adi.
Billie let out another girly scream and said "OHMYGOSH! YOU JUST SUCKED UP MY WIFE YOU FAT BASTARD!"
Billie's P. O. V
What is she doing getting up at this time?
"80? Watcha doing?" I called to Adi in a silly voice; I put on one of my goofy sexy smiles that she loved.
"Shut up, you piece of dirt." Adi growled back to me in a unusually low voice.
Well isn't some one grouchy...
"Umm... Ok... Sorry dear, I'll go back to sleep... I guess." I said to Adi with a disappointed tone of voice.
Adi just grumbled
Jeez what's up with her?
I heard Adi walk into the kitchen and grab something out of the silver ware draw, then scurry upstairs in Joey's Bedroom. After a few seconds I heard Joey scream and the sound of Adi going MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
I got out of bed and ran upstairs into Joey's bedroom, and saw Adi stabbing Joey with a very sharp... Spork. (A spoon and a fork mixed together)
I let out a high pitched... Kind of... Girly... Scream.
"80!" "What's gotten into you?" I said worriedly.
Adi slowly turned her head around; her eyes were pinkish red, blood shot. Then she hissed at me.
"DAD! MY ARM, MY FUCKING ARM IS BLEEDING!" Joey screamed with the knife still in his arm.
"Shh... Be quiet Joey I think there's something wrong with your mother..." I said not noticing Joey's bleeding arm.
Joey let out one more little screech then his eyes rolled back in his head and he passed out.
Jakob stayed sound asleep through all of this.
Super Sexy Tre's point of view
I heard screams coming from Billie's house... Girly... High pitched screams... That sounded like Billie's... But higher... And girly.
"Sounds like trouble!" I shouted to no one... Because no one was around.
I slid down the pole that led to my underground... Super... House... Thingy.
"Aaaahh... That feels good... Almost... Orgasmic..." I sighed.
I got off the pole and jumped into my Super Sexy Tre costume. It was cheap body suit made out of... Rubber... Shiny rubber that fits nice and tight around my one testicle. I looked in the mirror and smiled. "I am SOOOO SEXY!" I put my mask on and hummed the bat man tune. Then I quickly jumped into my car and sped over to Billie's house. I jumped through Joey's window and broken glass was everywhere...
"Ill... Get that... Later" I mumbled.
"Who the fuck are you?" Billie asked.
"I am SUPER SEXY TRE!" I shouted "DUH DUN DUUUUH!"
Billie's P. O. V
My eyes sparkled. "OHMYGOSH REALLY?! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" I asked in another... Girly... Tone.
Super Sexy Tre's face went blank. "Uh... Yeah... Sure... I guess." He said.
Joey apparently woke up from fainting and said "Uh... Dad that's just Tre' Cool... Dressed up in... Some gay costume. Can't you tell? The mask is a piece of shit..."
"OH... YEAH... I knew all along it's just you know... How Tre can get sometimes... Eehh..." I went off and went into fetal position in the corner and mumbled to myself.
Machine Gun Mike's P. O. V
I heard some commotion coming from Billie's house. I quickly grabbed my brand new machine gun and jumped in my car. I drove over to Billie's house and seeing that Super Sexy Tre already broke one window I broke the second window in Joey's room and climbed threw it.
Tre looked at me and shouted "Looks like machine gun Mike has arrived!"
"You got that right" I said.
"Ok I got everything handled!" I fumbled with my machine gun. "God how do your work this thing... Oh here we go..." I pressed the trigger and accidentally shot Joey in the same arm that he had a... Spork in. "Oh jeez... Sorry Joey... What are you doing over there?"
Joey screamed in pain and passed out... Again.
Oh well it's only his arm.
"Jeez, Joey do you think you can lower your voice?" Billie asked coming out of his fetal position.
Super Sexy Tre's P. O. V
"Ok... That enough Mike, thank you." I said in my 'smart ass' voice. "I got it from here" I pulled out my ghost busters' vacuum cleaner thingy.
"Umm... What are you going to do with that Tre?" Billie asked.
"THIS!" I screamed. I turned the vacuum on and sucked up Adi.
Billie let out another girly scream and said "OHMYGOSH! YOU JUST SUCKED UP MY WIFE YOU FAT BASTARD!"
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