Super Sexy Tre, Machine Gun Mike, and...Billie, Who's as Confused as Hell., chapter 2
Still Super Sexy Tre's P.O.V
"But Billie! She was POSESSED!"
An Oompa Lumpa popped up and said "DUN DUN DUUUUNNN..."
Machine gun mike squinted his eyes at the Oompa Lumpa and shot it several times in the stomach.
"I DON'T CARE IF SHE WAS POSESSED!" Billie screamed. "GET HER THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!"
"Ok...ok...fine," I sighed.
I pressed reverse on the vacuum and out popped Adrienne. She was lifeless.
"OH MY GOD!!!" Billie screamed....like a girl again.
"DONT WORRY I SHALL USE MY SEXY POWERS TO SAVE HER!"
I took Adrienne's and my clothes off and I started humping her.
Apparently Adie woke up.
"Tehheee...Billie...Aaaahh" Adie moaned. She opened her eyes, then blinked a few times. "OH MY FUCKING GOD....HELP!!! BILLIE THERES A FAT HOBO WITH A MASK ON HUMPING ME! BILLIIIIIIEEEEE!"
I ignored her screams.
"Umm...Tre? I think you can get off her now..."
I wouldn't stop.
"Tre...seriously. Get off my wife."
I just sighed.
"TRE GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF MY FUCKING WIFE!" Billie screamed at me. Then he walked up to me and kicked me....I went flying across the room and made a big dent in the wall.
Billie's P.O.V
I helped my wife up then walked her downstairs leaving Joey bleeding.
"Mom...Dad? Somebody...? Helpppp...."
"Ummm...sweetie?" Adie asked me.
"Yes dear?"
"Don't you think we should see what Joey wants?" Adie replied.
"Nah he's fine...its not like hhe has a bullet hole in his shoulder and a Spork stuck in his arm or anything," I said and started walking towards my bedroom with Adie following.
The following day....
It was around 10:00 A.M and every one in the Armstrong house was sitting around watching TV when the door bell rang.
Super sexy Tre's P.O.V
I rang the doorbell to Billie's house, Machine gun Mike was next to me on the door step. I was in my costume and I had a belt with 6 Poke' Balls attached to it.
Adrienne answered the door. She jumped back and said "Eh...you're that guy from last night..." She looked over my shoulder and saw Mike. "Oh, hey Mike," she smiled. "Hey Billie! Mike and....that freak...I mean guy from last night are here!" She called to Billie. Then she turned back to us and said "You guys can come in...." Then she left. I stared at her ass as she walked off.
Billie's P.O.V
"Hey guys, what's up?" I asked.
"Oh well I brought Machine gun Mike here, so he could practice his shooting,"
Tre said. Mike nodded.
"Umm...I don't think that's a good idea."
"OK THANKS BILLIE YOU THE BEST!" Tre said to me with a smile. He turned to Mike. "OK you can go practice in the kitchen and I'm going to go train my Pokemon!" I shouted happily and walked off to the living room.
Machine gun Mikes P.O.V
I walked into the kitchen; and Joey ran up to me and said "YOUR IT!"
I laughed "NOW YOUR IT MOTHER FUCKA!" I screamed and shot him with my machine gun. He fell to the ground then slowly crawled out of the room.
Billie walked in. And looked at Joey and shook his head with a smile "He's such a character isn't he?"
"He sure is," I said and laughed. We both watched him painfully crawl off.
"But Billie! She was POSESSED!"
An Oompa Lumpa popped up and said "DUN DUN DUUUUNNN..."
Machine gun mike squinted his eyes at the Oompa Lumpa and shot it several times in the stomach.
"I DON'T CARE IF SHE WAS POSESSED!" Billie screamed. "GET HER THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!"
"Ok...ok...fine," I sighed.
I pressed reverse on the vacuum and out popped Adrienne. She was lifeless.
"OH MY GOD!!!" Billie screamed....like a girl again.
"DONT WORRY I SHALL USE MY SEXY POWERS TO SAVE HER!"
I took Adrienne's and my clothes off and I started humping her.
Apparently Adie woke up.
"Tehheee...Billie...Aaaahh" Adie moaned. She opened her eyes, then blinked a few times. "OH MY FUCKING GOD....HELP!!! BILLIE THERES A FAT HOBO WITH A MASK ON HUMPING ME! BILLIIIIIIEEEEE!"
I ignored her screams.
"Umm...Tre? I think you can get off her now..."
I wouldn't stop.
"Tre...seriously. Get off my wife."
I just sighed.
"TRE GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF MY FUCKING WIFE!" Billie screamed at me. Then he walked up to me and kicked me....I went flying across the room and made a big dent in the wall.
Billie's P.O.V
I helped my wife up then walked her downstairs leaving Joey bleeding.
"Mom...Dad? Somebody...? Helpppp...."
"Ummm...sweetie?" Adie asked me.
"Yes dear?"
"Don't you think we should see what Joey wants?" Adie replied.
"Nah he's fine...its not like hhe has a bullet hole in his shoulder and a Spork stuck in his arm or anything," I said and started walking towards my bedroom with Adie following.
The following day....
It was around 10:00 A.M and every one in the Armstrong house was sitting around watching TV when the door bell rang.
Super sexy Tre's P.O.V
I rang the doorbell to Billie's house, Machine gun Mike was next to me on the door step. I was in my costume and I had a belt with 6 Poke' Balls attached to it.
Adrienne answered the door. She jumped back and said "Eh...you're that guy from last night..." She looked over my shoulder and saw Mike. "Oh, hey Mike," she smiled. "Hey Billie! Mike and....that freak...I mean guy from last night are here!" She called to Billie. Then she turned back to us and said "You guys can come in...." Then she left. I stared at her ass as she walked off.
Billie's P.O.V
"Hey guys, what's up?" I asked.
"Oh well I brought Machine gun Mike here, so he could practice his shooting,"
Tre said. Mike nodded.
"Umm...I don't think that's a good idea."
"OK THANKS BILLIE YOU THE BEST!" Tre said to me with a smile. He turned to Mike. "OK you can go practice in the kitchen and I'm going to go train my Pokemon!" I shouted happily and walked off to the living room.
Machine gun Mikes P.O.V
I walked into the kitchen; and Joey ran up to me and said "YOUR IT!"
I laughed "NOW YOUR IT MOTHER FUCKA!" I screamed and shot him with my machine gun. He fell to the ground then slowly crawled out of the room.
Billie walked in. And looked at Joey and shook his head with a smile "He's such a character isn't he?"
"He sure is," I said and laughed. We both watched him painfully crawl off.