Super Sexy Tre, Machine Gun Mike, and...Billie, Who's as Confused as Hell., chapter 3
Mean while....
Super sexy Tre's P.O.V
I saw Joey crawl in. "Hey Joey, you wanna see my CHARIZORD!?"
"Uh, yeah sure....I guess." Joey gave me a weird look.
I took off one of my Poke' Balls and released a CHARIZORD! "GO CHARIZORD!" I shouted. The Charizord looked at Joey and smiled. "Awww...look it likes you!"
Joey smiled back. Then the Charizord looked at Joey and licked his lips, and bit out his spleen. "GAAAAAAAHH!! MY SPLEEN, IT RIPPED OUT MY FUCKING SPLEEN!" Joey screamed.
"Oh Joey, Don't worry...you don't need a spleen....or is that a liver...or kidney," I mumbled.
"Y-yes I DOOOO!!!" he screamed back.
"Ok...ok fine. I released some weird looking ice Poke' Mon."
"I'll have it ice over your cut!"
"What? W-wait NOOOOOOO!"
I laughed. "Joey you're so funny some times, FROST ATTACK...ice thingy..." I shouted
The Ice Poke' Mon shot out ice on Joey's wound.
"GAAAHH YOU GAVE MY INSIDES FROST BITE YOU BASTARD!!!" Joey passed out.
"Umm...Joey? JOOOOEEEYYY...." I poked at him. He didn't budge. "Oh shit, I'm getting outa here," I whispered.
I ran in the kitchen and got Mike. "BILLIEWERELEAVINGBYE!" I shouted quickly and left before he could see what damaged we caused. I stepped on the grass with Mike and released a Pigey. I sat on it with Mike and told it to fly. It had some trouble lifting off but it still flew...but had some little trouble staying in the air.
"Umm Tre?" Mike asked.
"Yes, my loyal apprentice?" I answered.
"I think you...umm...weigh too much...for the Pigey."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" I said turning my head around slowly.
"NOTHING! Ehhhheeeehhh...so were are we going."
"I bought a building we could use for our new super hero agency."
Mike nodded.
One week later, One P.M.
Billie's P.O.V
I got a phone call from Tre....Super Sexy...Tre, asking if I wanted to come by his new 'agency.' I put on my leather jacket and walked to his agency, on the way there I picked Joey up from the hospital, he seemed to be missing his...spleen. I grabbed his hand and entered the agency.
"Tre' you there?" I called.
"You...called!" Tre said while sliding down a pole that connected to the top floor of the building.
I looked at the pole, then at Tre, Then back at the Pole. "No, you invited me remember...?" I said robotically still staring at the pole.
"So...umm...do you ever have...strippers...come here? And you know...do a pole dance?"
"No, but that's a good idea...."
Just then Mike burst in and shouted
"Quick! There's trouble at the museum! Some one stole the world's largest diamond!"
I looked at Tre like he was a retard
"What the fuck? What museum! DIAMONDS! The world's largest diamond isn't here!"
"OH HOO HOOO! IT IS NOW!" Tre shouted and ran out with Mike.
I followed forgetting about Joey.
Joey's P.O.V
I walked around Tre's office. There were some strange things there. I found this female doll that was naked and had boobs...and then there was this bag of...white powder. I smelt it and it accidentally went in my nose.
I kept snorting it because it made me FLY!
Then this big purple hippo appeared and I rode it around the office.
Then after a few hours my mom came in and saw me flying and saw the white powder on the floor.
She screamed then grabbed me and brought me home.
At the museum...
Super Sexy Tre's P.O.V
I walked in the museum and saw the robber. He was wearing all black with a long black drench coat and sunglasses. "Quick! Mike shoot him!" I shouted.
Mike got out his gun and shot the robber. Then all of a sudden time slowed down and he dodged all the bullets. "My name is NEO..." he begun I didn't let him finish, I quickly threw a pouch of...acid in his face. "GAAAH MY EYES! YOU BURNT OUT MY EYES!"
Mike and I laughed. 'Neo' dropped the diamond and ran out. I put the diamond back in the case and walked out. "Hey guys, let's go CELEBRATE!" I shouted.
"Yeah lets go to a bar!" Billie responded.
"No...I have a BETTER IDEA!" I said grinning.
Billie gave me a strange look when I told him what it was, but then agreed.
Super sexy Tre's P.O.V
I saw Joey crawl in. "Hey Joey, you wanna see my CHARIZORD!?"
"Uh, yeah sure....I guess." Joey gave me a weird look.
I took off one of my Poke' Balls and released a CHARIZORD! "GO CHARIZORD!" I shouted. The Charizord looked at Joey and smiled. "Awww...look it likes you!"
Joey smiled back. Then the Charizord looked at Joey and licked his lips, and bit out his spleen. "GAAAAAAAHH!! MY SPLEEN, IT RIPPED OUT MY FUCKING SPLEEN!" Joey screamed.
"Oh Joey, Don't worry...you don't need a spleen....or is that a liver...or kidney," I mumbled.
"Y-yes I DOOOO!!!" he screamed back.
"Ok...ok fine. I released some weird looking ice Poke' Mon."
"I'll have it ice over your cut!"
"What? W-wait NOOOOOOO!"
I laughed. "Joey you're so funny some times, FROST ATTACK...ice thingy..." I shouted
The Ice Poke' Mon shot out ice on Joey's wound.
"GAAAHH YOU GAVE MY INSIDES FROST BITE YOU BASTARD!!!" Joey passed out.
"Umm...Joey? JOOOOEEEYYY...." I poked at him. He didn't budge. "Oh shit, I'm getting outa here," I whispered.
I ran in the kitchen and got Mike. "BILLIEWERELEAVINGBYE!" I shouted quickly and left before he could see what damaged we caused. I stepped on the grass with Mike and released a Pigey. I sat on it with Mike and told it to fly. It had some trouble lifting off but it still flew...but had some little trouble staying in the air.
"Umm Tre?" Mike asked.
"Yes, my loyal apprentice?" I answered.
"I think you...umm...weigh too much...for the Pigey."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" I said turning my head around slowly.
"NOTHING! Ehhhheeeehhh...so were are we going."
"I bought a building we could use for our new super hero agency."
Mike nodded.
One week later, One P.M.
Billie's P.O.V
I got a phone call from Tre....Super Sexy...Tre, asking if I wanted to come by his new 'agency.' I put on my leather jacket and walked to his agency, on the way there I picked Joey up from the hospital, he seemed to be missing his...spleen. I grabbed his hand and entered the agency.
"Tre' you there?" I called.
"You...called!" Tre said while sliding down a pole that connected to the top floor of the building.
I looked at the pole, then at Tre, Then back at the Pole. "No, you invited me remember...?" I said robotically still staring at the pole.
"So...umm...do you ever have...strippers...come here? And you know...do a pole dance?"
"No, but that's a good idea...."
Just then Mike burst in and shouted
"Quick! There's trouble at the museum! Some one stole the world's largest diamond!"
I looked at Tre like he was a retard
"What the fuck? What museum! DIAMONDS! The world's largest diamond isn't here!"
"OH HOO HOOO! IT IS NOW!" Tre shouted and ran out with Mike.
I followed forgetting about Joey.
Joey's P.O.V
I walked around Tre's office. There were some strange things there. I found this female doll that was naked and had boobs...and then there was this bag of...white powder. I smelt it and it accidentally went in my nose.
I kept snorting it because it made me FLY!
Then this big purple hippo appeared and I rode it around the office.
Then after a few hours my mom came in and saw me flying and saw the white powder on the floor.
She screamed then grabbed me and brought me home.
At the museum...
Super Sexy Tre's P.O.V
I walked in the museum and saw the robber. He was wearing all black with a long black drench coat and sunglasses. "Quick! Mike shoot him!" I shouted.
Mike got out his gun and shot the robber. Then all of a sudden time slowed down and he dodged all the bullets. "My name is NEO..." he begun I didn't let him finish, I quickly threw a pouch of...acid in his face. "GAAAH MY EYES! YOU BURNT OUT MY EYES!"
Mike and I laughed. 'Neo' dropped the diamond and ran out. I put the diamond back in the case and walked out. "Hey guys, let's go CELEBRATE!" I shouted.
"Yeah lets go to a bar!" Billie responded.
"No...I have a BETTER IDEA!" I said grinning.
Billie gave me a strange look when I told him what it was, but then agreed.
