Super Sexy Tre, Machine Gun Mike, and...Billie, Who's as Confused as Hell., chapter 5
Next Day, 10 A.M.
Adrienne's P.O.V
Ok, so I'm hiding out in this town called Barrington, It's in Rhode Island. I don't know how I ended up here but I some how got here, so there. I looked around, this town was hideous there was preps EVERY where! Guess I should find a hotel or something...just then I saw a normal person walking down the street. It was a girl, probably 12 or so, walking with some one the same age. They both had brown hair and brown eyes; one had glasses, but not those nerdy kinds of weird Harry Potter glasses. I pulled over next to them. The girl with the glasses noticed me first, then the girl next to her.
"Hi...um do you have directions to the nearest hotel?" I asked them.
Their eyes both opened wide.
"Aren't you...your...ADRIENNE? OH MY GOD!" She paused then jumped in my car,
"I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!"
"Um...."
She started jumping up and down in the seat.
"Uh...yeah...sure, I never had any one ask for my autograph."
"BUT YOU'RE BILLIE JOE'S WIFE!" The other girl glared at me then at the girl with glasses.
"NO! IM BILLIE JOE'S WIFE!" The girl who asked me for my autograph gave a pissed off look at the other girl. My kids just stared at them.
"Ok, look...um...I'll give you guys my autograph if..."
"I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN AUTOGRAPH! TAKE ME TO BILLIE!" The other girl screamed, and then she too jumped in my car. I sighed, now there were two crazed retards in my car.
"Ok, Look I'll give you my autograph, And I'll take you to Billie's if you just get out of my FUCKIN' CAR!"
"OK!" They both shouted stupidly and jumped out.
I sped off, with them chasing me behind. Soon after they lost track of me and gave up.
"Oh God this sucks..." I thought.
"Mommy, I miss Daddy," Jakob whined. Guess I have no choice but to go back home.
"Ok, we'll go back. 'Kay, sweetie?" Jakob nodded, and then they both fell asleep.
Billie's P.O.V
"It's been about two days, STILL no dinner, I really have to report to the manager of that restaurant about how crummy the service is!" I thought.
Just then I heard the door opening, It was Adrienne, Joey, And Jakob. AND they had PIZZA! I did a dance, then ran around in circles, then passed out because of lack of food. Adrienne walked over my body on the floor then put the pizza on the table.
"Billie!" Adrienne called, "I'm gonna go bring the car to get it washed because it's dirty from the long, long drive to...the Pizza Place..."
"MMMMRRMMMMZHHHBRRLERR...." I mumbled, just waking up, I attempted to get up, but I just fell back down.
Super Sexy Tre's P.O.V.
I welcomed my self into Billie's home. I saw Billie passed out on the floor, but I didn't give it a second thought. I grabbed a bag of chips and some pizza and sat my ass down on the couch and ATE. Jakob walked in. I looked at Jakob, then back at Billie. He was still passed out.
"Hmm...Jakob's look is a little PLAIN" My eyes lit up, I had an idea.
I grabbed Jakob and put him on my shoulders, he smiled. I walked out and put him on my pigey and sat down on it with him, we flew off to the salon.
We arrived at the salon; I grabbed Jakob's hand and brought him in. I had my costume on, so every body stared at me, then at my one testicle.
"I'm SOOOOO SEXY! I KNOW! WHO WANTS MY.....AUTOGRAPH!?"
A few crickets chirped. Every one went back to there hair cuts.
"Oh, well..." I thought. I went up to the desk, and started to talk to the hair stylist.
"Ok, I was thinking of getting him," I pointed to Jakob, "A Mohawk, then dying it purple, green, red, orange, blue, and black!"
"Um...ok...I guess we can do that," she responded slightly confused. Jakob just looked around and hummed. She brought Jake over to where they cut the hair. I sat in the waiting chair and sang like a rat does cheese VERY loudly!
Every one stared at me.
"They must all LOVE me!" I thought happily. Some time later his hair was done; I took his hand and brought him out of the hair dressers.
"Oh shit...I forgot to pay...hmm, oh well," I got back on my Pigey with Jakob and brought him to the piercing place. I got him his nose, lip and ears pierced. After that I took him to the tattoo parlor and got him a tattoo of a bag of money, and another of a bottle of Jack Daniels. And one more big one of a dragon that covered his whole arm.
I brought Jakob back home, and I walked into the living room with him were I saw Billie on the couch watching the shopping channel with Joey. He quickly changed the channel when he saw me come in.
"PRESENTING...GOTH BABY! DUN NA NA NA NA NA! GOTH BABY, YEAH!"
Billie's P.O.V
I Looked at Joey. "Ha, good one Tre! Now take all that stuff off before my wife sees it, Kay?"
"No Daddy! It's real!" Jakob said happily.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD...." I let out a girly scream then my face went pale and I passed out...again.
Adrienne's P.O.V
Ok, so I'm hiding out in this town called Barrington, It's in Rhode Island. I don't know how I ended up here but I some how got here, so there. I looked around, this town was hideous there was preps EVERY where! Guess I should find a hotel or something...just then I saw a normal person walking down the street. It was a girl, probably 12 or so, walking with some one the same age. They both had brown hair and brown eyes; one had glasses, but not those nerdy kinds of weird Harry Potter glasses. I pulled over next to them. The girl with the glasses noticed me first, then the girl next to her.
"Hi...um do you have directions to the nearest hotel?" I asked them.
Their eyes both opened wide.
"Aren't you...your...ADRIENNE? OH MY GOD!" She paused then jumped in my car,
"I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!"
"Um...."
She started jumping up and down in the seat.
"Uh...yeah...sure, I never had any one ask for my autograph."
"BUT YOU'RE BILLIE JOE'S WIFE!" The other girl glared at me then at the girl with glasses.
"NO! IM BILLIE JOE'S WIFE!" The girl who asked me for my autograph gave a pissed off look at the other girl. My kids just stared at them.
"Ok, look...um...I'll give you guys my autograph if..."
"I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN AUTOGRAPH! TAKE ME TO BILLIE!" The other girl screamed, and then she too jumped in my car. I sighed, now there were two crazed retards in my car.
"Ok, Look I'll give you my autograph, And I'll take you to Billie's if you just get out of my FUCKIN' CAR!"
"OK!" They both shouted stupidly and jumped out.
I sped off, with them chasing me behind. Soon after they lost track of me and gave up.
"Oh God this sucks..." I thought.
"Mommy, I miss Daddy," Jakob whined. Guess I have no choice but to go back home.
"Ok, we'll go back. 'Kay, sweetie?" Jakob nodded, and then they both fell asleep.
Billie's P.O.V
"It's been about two days, STILL no dinner, I really have to report to the manager of that restaurant about how crummy the service is!" I thought.
Just then I heard the door opening, It was Adrienne, Joey, And Jakob. AND they had PIZZA! I did a dance, then ran around in circles, then passed out because of lack of food. Adrienne walked over my body on the floor then put the pizza on the table.
"Billie!" Adrienne called, "I'm gonna go bring the car to get it washed because it's dirty from the long, long drive to...the Pizza Place..."
"MMMMRRMMMMZHHHBRRLERR...." I mumbled, just waking up, I attempted to get up, but I just fell back down.
Super Sexy Tre's P.O.V.
I welcomed my self into Billie's home. I saw Billie passed out on the floor, but I didn't give it a second thought. I grabbed a bag of chips and some pizza and sat my ass down on the couch and ATE. Jakob walked in. I looked at Jakob, then back at Billie. He was still passed out.
"Hmm...Jakob's look is a little PLAIN" My eyes lit up, I had an idea.
I grabbed Jakob and put him on my shoulders, he smiled. I walked out and put him on my pigey and sat down on it with him, we flew off to the salon.
We arrived at the salon; I grabbed Jakob's hand and brought him in. I had my costume on, so every body stared at me, then at my one testicle.
"I'm SOOOOO SEXY! I KNOW! WHO WANTS MY.....AUTOGRAPH!?"
A few crickets chirped. Every one went back to there hair cuts.
"Oh, well..." I thought. I went up to the desk, and started to talk to the hair stylist.
"Ok, I was thinking of getting him," I pointed to Jakob, "A Mohawk, then dying it purple, green, red, orange, blue, and black!"
"Um...ok...I guess we can do that," she responded slightly confused. Jakob just looked around and hummed. She brought Jake over to where they cut the hair. I sat in the waiting chair and sang like a rat does cheese VERY loudly!
Every one stared at me.
"They must all LOVE me!" I thought happily. Some time later his hair was done; I took his hand and brought him out of the hair dressers.
"Oh shit...I forgot to pay...hmm, oh well," I got back on my Pigey with Jakob and brought him to the piercing place. I got him his nose, lip and ears pierced. After that I took him to the tattoo parlor and got him a tattoo of a bag of money, and another of a bottle of Jack Daniels. And one more big one of a dragon that covered his whole arm.
I brought Jakob back home, and I walked into the living room with him were I saw Billie on the couch watching the shopping channel with Joey. He quickly changed the channel when he saw me come in.
"PRESENTING...GOTH BABY! DUN NA NA NA NA NA! GOTH BABY, YEAH!"
Billie's P.O.V
I Looked at Joey. "Ha, good one Tre! Now take all that stuff off before my wife sees it, Kay?"
"No Daddy! It's real!" Jakob said happily.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD...." I let out a girly scream then my face went pale and I passed out...again.
