Super Sexy Tre, Machine Gun Mike, and...Billie, Who's as Confused as Hell., chapter 8
Tre's P.O.V
I saw Davey sitting, so innocently on one of my couches.
I suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.
I walked over to Billie.
"Hey Billie...I have an Idea, let's give Davey some punch...But lets put some alcohol in it! I always wanted to know what he would be like drunk TEHEHEHE!!"
"Wouldn't he taste it?" he asked me.
"We'll give him a little at a time TEHEHHHEHEHEHE!"
"STOP DOING THAT!"
"Ok fine..."
A few minutes later...
I walked over to Davey and handed him the punch.
"Oh thanks!" Davey said politely and took a sip.
half an hour later...
"WEEE! TEHEHEHE MAN THIS STUFF IS GOOD! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN IIITT?" Davey slurred to me.
"Oh nothing..." I smirked.
"DON'T YOU SMIRK AT....ME!" Davey shouted and slapped my face, and then he turned around and pounced on Billie and started to make out with him.
Billie's P.O.V
One hour later
(By this time everyone except for Davey has left)
Davey lay passed out on the floor.
I walked over to him and poked him so he would wake up.
He slowly awakened.
"Jesus...What happened? God...My head hurts."
"Oh shit...he has a hang over," I thought.
I quickly thought of an excuse.
"Um....Well...a flying hippopotamus came crashing threw the window then walked over to you and started to beat you up...and then you past out."
"Oh...Ok, Well I better go now I need to feed my KITTENS. MUAHAHAHAHA!"
Davey laughed evilly and then walked out of the house.
One Day later
It was a dark and stormy night...And Adi, Tre, Mike, the Flying Purple Hippo, and I were all sitting in the living room bored as hell.
"I have an Idea! Let's play charades!" Tre shouted.
"Umm...Ok...sure." I agreed because quite frankly I have no life.
"Ok one second...Ill be right back..." Tre said and ran up stairs.
A few minutes later he comes back out in a...Caterpillar costume.
"Ok guess who or what I am..."
"A caterpillar...Obviously..." Adrienne said.
"Fuck no! What in gods name are you talking about?"
Adrienne shifted her eyes both ways in confusion.
"Um...A dick?" I asked, confused.
"No....Do you give up?"
We all nodded our heads.
"I'M SYNESTER GATES!"
"What the fuck...?" We all said, including the purple hippo that had a screechy voice like a dying llama or something...
"Ok fine! Ill do another one then..."
A few minutes later he came out again but this time in a whale costume.
"Ok...Guess who..."
"Um...Moby Dick?" (OK I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THAT!) Mike asked.
"Nope! I'm Gerard Way! Ill go do another one!"
"Tre...I think it's best if you stop now, because you are slowly killing my bran cells," Adrienne said. "Lets just all go to the movies."
"Ok...FINE..." Tre said sadly.
We all walked out of the house,
Tre, still in his whale costume and drove to the movies.
I saw Davey sitting, so innocently on one of my couches.
I suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.
I walked over to Billie.
"Hey Billie...I have an Idea, let's give Davey some punch...But lets put some alcohol in it! I always wanted to know what he would be like drunk TEHEHEHE!!"
"Wouldn't he taste it?" he asked me.
"We'll give him a little at a time TEHEHHHEHEHEHE!"
"STOP DOING THAT!"
"Ok fine..."
A few minutes later...
I walked over to Davey and handed him the punch.
"Oh thanks!" Davey said politely and took a sip.
half an hour later...
"WEEE! TEHEHEHE MAN THIS STUFF IS GOOD! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN IIITT?" Davey slurred to me.
"Oh nothing..." I smirked.
"DON'T YOU SMIRK AT....ME!" Davey shouted and slapped my face, and then he turned around and pounced on Billie and started to make out with him.
Billie's P.O.V
One hour later
(By this time everyone except for Davey has left)
Davey lay passed out on the floor.
I walked over to him and poked him so he would wake up.
He slowly awakened.
"Jesus...What happened? God...My head hurts."
"Oh shit...he has a hang over," I thought.
I quickly thought of an excuse.
"Um....Well...a flying hippopotamus came crashing threw the window then walked over to you and started to beat you up...and then you past out."
"Oh...Ok, Well I better go now I need to feed my KITTENS. MUAHAHAHAHA!"
Davey laughed evilly and then walked out of the house.
One Day later
It was a dark and stormy night...And Adi, Tre, Mike, the Flying Purple Hippo, and I were all sitting in the living room bored as hell.
"I have an Idea! Let's play charades!" Tre shouted.
"Umm...Ok...sure." I agreed because quite frankly I have no life.
"Ok one second...Ill be right back..." Tre said and ran up stairs.
A few minutes later he comes back out in a...Caterpillar costume.
"Ok guess who or what I am..."
"A caterpillar...Obviously..." Adrienne said.
"Fuck no! What in gods name are you talking about?"
Adrienne shifted her eyes both ways in confusion.
"Um...A dick?" I asked, confused.
"No....Do you give up?"
We all nodded our heads.
"I'M SYNESTER GATES!"
"What the fuck...?" We all said, including the purple hippo that had a screechy voice like a dying llama or something...
"Ok fine! Ill do another one then..."
A few minutes later he came out again but this time in a whale costume.
"Ok...Guess who..."
"Um...Moby Dick?" (OK I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THAT!) Mike asked.
"Nope! I'm Gerard Way! Ill go do another one!"
"Tre...I think it's best if you stop now, because you are slowly killing my bran cells," Adrienne said. "Lets just all go to the movies."
"Ok...FINE..." Tre said sadly.
We all walked out of the house,
Tre, still in his whale costume and drove to the movies.
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