(cooler and way longer version of) My Adventure With Uncle Billie, chapter 1
"Awww! Look at him there!" I shouted as I looked at the slide of that wonderful familair face. Then I flipped onto the next slide.
"Wow! He was so young there!" I yelled. Then I heard a creek from the door opening but I didnt care. Then I heard a familiar voice say,
"Hello?" Then I turned around and there was my favorite uncle standing in the doorway.
"Uncle Billie!" I shouted as I ran up to him.
"Hey kiddo! You ready?" He asked me.
"Yup." I replied then I ran to get my things. I was so excited because I was going to spend three weeks with Uncle Billie at his house in Oakland California! New York's so boring so I was happy that I was going to California. I was going to stay with Uncle Billie for three weeks of my summer vaction. But before we could leave Uncle Billie just HAD to talk to mom. Then after they were talking about the "good old days in the 80s" or whatever, Uncle Billie and I were on our way to Oakland. Four days of getting on and off of trains but it was worth it. Then we were FINALLY in Oakland.
As soon as we got into the house my favorite aunt was there to greet us.
"Hi Aunt Adrienne!" I shouted as she gave me a big welcoming hug.
"You are finally in California with us again. I think last time you were here you were about seven right?" She asked me.
"Yeah I think." I replied. Then we all had really nothing to do since it was about 7:30 at night so we just watched home movies of me when I was about three and Uncle Billie on his 30th birthday with Mike and Tre and them performing on my 10th birthday. All of the good times we've shared through the years. Then after that, we all went to bed. Aunt Adrienne went upstairs and me and Uncle Billie stayed downstairs. Then the next morning we all woke up early so we could spend the day out at the mall. None of us bought much. I bought a skull tee shirt and Green Day hat and no one else bought anything. Then after the mall, we all went out to eat at some resturant then we all went home.
"Im tired." Uncle Billie said as he yawned.
"But its only 6:00 at night." I said.
"Yeah I know that but I might be getting something." He replied.
"Oh." I said. Then we both layed down on the couch and watched movies. First I insisted that we should watch Bullet in a Bible while Aunt Adrienne had to leave because she had to visit her relatives. So then she left and it was just me and Uncle Billie. Then after we watched movies we decided to go upstairs. Then we both went to sleep.
(The next morning)
"Uncle Billie." I said shaking his shoulder. He didnt wake up.
"Yo! Uncle Billie!" I shouted. Then he woke up. His face was beat red and I didnt like it at all.
"Any dreams?" I asked.
"No. Why?" Unle Billie replied.
"Look at your face!" I shouted. Uncle Billie walked up to the mirror and looked at himself in shock. Then he layed down. I was supposed to go home that day because my mom didnt want me over there anymore because no one could take proper care of me so mom was going to be at the house at around 12:00 in the afternoon but then the phone rang. It was mom.
"Our plane was delayed so I'll be there tomorrow." She said.
"Ok." I said, then I hung up.
"Uncle Billie! I can stay for one more day!" I shouted. "Good." Uncle Billie replied. Then I jumped onto the bed.
"Ahhh! Emmy! Please don't jump!" Uncle Billie shouted.
"I'm sorry." I replied. Uncle Billie just smiled then he fell asleep. All day that day was a total bore! Uncle Billie would sleep all day and when he wasnt sleeping, he would groan in pain. I hated to see him like this but I couldn't do anything else but stay there with him. We would talk sometimes but then Uncle Billie would get a headache and would go back to sleep. I felt so bad for him. That whole day he was like that. It was horrible!
Then the next day was different. Uncle Billie wasn't as sick but he still felt horrible. Me and Uncle Billie talked about how we would miss each other when I would go home and that I would never be able to see him again because mom didn't want anything to do with him anymore. Then I layed my head down on Uncle Billie's stomach and just stayed there.
"Ahhh! Emmy be carfeful." Uncle Billie said. But I blocked him out.
"Emmy." He said. But once again I blocked him out. I was blocking him out because I was so scared to go home and I know that we wouldn't be able to see each other again after that day. Then Uncle Billie yelled so loud that I couldnt block him out.
"AHHH!!! EMMY!!! GET OFF!!!" He yelled. I was scared because Uncle Billie had never yelled at me before.
"I'm sorry." I mumbled. Then I layed my head down on his shoulder and we both fell asleep. Then when we both woke up I said.
"Please don't let her take me home."
"I wish I could let you stay here with me, but I can't. I'm not your parent. I'm just your uncle." Uncle Billie replied. I got so mad for him saying that, that I punched him in the stomach so hard that I almost made him throw up and then I ran downstairs. I left Uncle Billie speechless in his bed.
"Wow! He was so young there!" I yelled. Then I heard a creek from the door opening but I didnt care. Then I heard a familiar voice say,
"Hello?" Then I turned around and there was my favorite uncle standing in the doorway.
"Uncle Billie!" I shouted as I ran up to him.
"Hey kiddo! You ready?" He asked me.
"Yup." I replied then I ran to get my things. I was so excited because I was going to spend three weeks with Uncle Billie at his house in Oakland California! New York's so boring so I was happy that I was going to California. I was going to stay with Uncle Billie for three weeks of my summer vaction. But before we could leave Uncle Billie just HAD to talk to mom. Then after they were talking about the "good old days in the 80s" or whatever, Uncle Billie and I were on our way to Oakland. Four days of getting on and off of trains but it was worth it. Then we were FINALLY in Oakland.
As soon as we got into the house my favorite aunt was there to greet us.
"Hi Aunt Adrienne!" I shouted as she gave me a big welcoming hug.
"You are finally in California with us again. I think last time you were here you were about seven right?" She asked me.
"Yeah I think." I replied. Then we all had really nothing to do since it was about 7:30 at night so we just watched home movies of me when I was about three and Uncle Billie on his 30th birthday with Mike and Tre and them performing on my 10th birthday. All of the good times we've shared through the years. Then after that, we all went to bed. Aunt Adrienne went upstairs and me and Uncle Billie stayed downstairs. Then the next morning we all woke up early so we could spend the day out at the mall. None of us bought much. I bought a skull tee shirt and Green Day hat and no one else bought anything. Then after the mall, we all went out to eat at some resturant then we all went home.
"Im tired." Uncle Billie said as he yawned.
"But its only 6:00 at night." I said.
"Yeah I know that but I might be getting something." He replied.
"Oh." I said. Then we both layed down on the couch and watched movies. First I insisted that we should watch Bullet in a Bible while Aunt Adrienne had to leave because she had to visit her relatives. So then she left and it was just me and Uncle Billie. Then after we watched movies we decided to go upstairs. Then we both went to sleep.
(The next morning)
"Uncle Billie." I said shaking his shoulder. He didnt wake up.
"Yo! Uncle Billie!" I shouted. Then he woke up. His face was beat red and I didnt like it at all.
"Any dreams?" I asked.
"No. Why?" Unle Billie replied.
"Look at your face!" I shouted. Uncle Billie walked up to the mirror and looked at himself in shock. Then he layed down. I was supposed to go home that day because my mom didnt want me over there anymore because no one could take proper care of me so mom was going to be at the house at around 12:00 in the afternoon but then the phone rang. It was mom.
"Our plane was delayed so I'll be there tomorrow." She said.
"Ok." I said, then I hung up.
"Uncle Billie! I can stay for one more day!" I shouted. "Good." Uncle Billie replied. Then I jumped onto the bed.
"Ahhh! Emmy! Please don't jump!" Uncle Billie shouted.
"I'm sorry." I replied. Uncle Billie just smiled then he fell asleep. All day that day was a total bore! Uncle Billie would sleep all day and when he wasnt sleeping, he would groan in pain. I hated to see him like this but I couldn't do anything else but stay there with him. We would talk sometimes but then Uncle Billie would get a headache and would go back to sleep. I felt so bad for him. That whole day he was like that. It was horrible!
Then the next day was different. Uncle Billie wasn't as sick but he still felt horrible. Me and Uncle Billie talked about how we would miss each other when I would go home and that I would never be able to see him again because mom didn't want anything to do with him anymore. Then I layed my head down on Uncle Billie's stomach and just stayed there.
"Ahhh! Emmy be carfeful." Uncle Billie said. But I blocked him out.
"Emmy." He said. But once again I blocked him out. I was blocking him out because I was so scared to go home and I know that we wouldn't be able to see each other again after that day. Then Uncle Billie yelled so loud that I couldnt block him out.
"AHHH!!! EMMY!!! GET OFF!!!" He yelled. I was scared because Uncle Billie had never yelled at me before.
"I'm sorry." I mumbled. Then I layed my head down on his shoulder and we both fell asleep. Then when we both woke up I said.
"Please don't let her take me home."
"I wish I could let you stay here with me, but I can't. I'm not your parent. I'm just your uncle." Uncle Billie replied. I got so mad for him saying that, that I punched him in the stomach so hard that I almost made him throw up and then I ran downstairs. I left Uncle Billie speechless in his bed.
