It All Started At Cookie Time, chapter 9
*Adie's POV*
"We should do something tonight." I said after Joey and Jakob left the room to go do their separate things. I looked at the clock; it said it was 4:30.
"Oh?" Billie said, arching his eyebrows.
"I mean we should see if Mike and Trè and their gangs wanna come over." I said hitting his arm "We could order pizza or something, 'cause after sitting around all day, I don't feel like cooking."
"Okay, I'll call them up and see what is going on with them" he said getting up to call his friends.
Joey came down the stairs and stood in front of me.
"Mom, Jakob keeps coming into my room without knocking and bugging me. I was trying to read for school."
"Come here," I said pulling my son in my lap. "Just ignore him."
"If Jakob was walking into your room and jumping on your bed while you were sitting on it, trying to listen to your ipod and read, for homework might I add, you wouldn't be able to ignore him either." He said looking at me.
"Okay well, you can read down here with me. We will probably order pizza or Chinese or something."
"But we had pizza last night," Joey groaned
"Chinese it is!" I told him. "And maybe Uncle Mike and Uncle Trè will come over too."
Just then, Billie walked in the room.
"What's the story?" I asked
"Mike has a date with Brittany and Trè is bringing Ramona to the airport to meet Lisea to bring her back to New York."
"So it's just us?" piped up Joey.
"Just us," I said getting up "I think we have pasta or something that I can make for dinner."
"I will make it" said Billie
"Aw how sweet, you are making us dinner! Your not gonna make us sick are you?" I said. I still tease him about the 'incident' with Tre's food
"No," he said glaring at me
"I dunno" said Joey who was miming throwing up
Billie Joe walked to the kitchen ruffling Joey's hair as he walked by. I heard the phone ring and Billie Joe answer it.
"Change of plans," he said walking in the room. "Ramona isn't supposed to go back for a week so the Wrights are ours. Ana needs Mike to take Stella tonight, so The Dirnt/Cade date is off and they decided to come here and hang with us."
"Well we are pretty cool to hang out with" I said "Chinese it is, again."
"Joey, finish your reading and tell Jakob we have plans," Billie Joe said to Joey, who groaned
"How about I tell Jakob," I said looking at Billie, then I realized he was on the phone when Joey annouced the fight.
*An 2 Hours Later at the Party type thing*
We had just finished eating. Joey, Jakob, Ramona, Stella and Frankito went upstairs to hang out awhile ago, and Mike went up to check on them. We are all sitting around talking when Trè gets up to get a drink.
"Trè, grab me a soda?" yelled Brittany to Trè who was in the kitchen.
"Sure," said Trè grabbing a soda and walking back into the room. He put his hand out for Brittany to take it.
"Don't take it!" yelled Billie jumping off the couch and tackling Trè to the ground.
I looked over at Brittany and Claudia. They were both sitting with their mouths open in shock.
"Billie, what was that for?" Trè yelled from underneath his friend.
"You could have poisoned her." He said out of breath, laughing.
Mike walked back into the room and looks at his two best friends at his fiancé's feet.
"I don't wanna know" he said sitting back down next to Brittany. "Don't even tell me."
Trè and Billie Joe erupted into their different sides of the story.
Billie Joe finally succeeded in telling Mike what happened.
"So why couldn't she drink the soda?" Mike asked putting his arm around Brittany and putting his chin on her head.
"Because" said Billie "Trè would have given her food poisoning, like he did everyone else."
"Billie you gotta forgive Trè. that was a while ago." I told my husband. "I mean really, Claudia and I forgave him and we had to take care of you guys. I know how you feel though; I haven't seen anyone so sick since I was pregnant with Joey."
"Aha!" Said Billie Joe snapping his fingers and pointing at me "And who took care of you then?"
"Um, you?" I said "But that was different. It was your fault I was like that, and I don't think you have ever had to throw up with your stomach twice its normal size. Have you? "
Billie opened his mouth of speak then stared at me in defeat and got off of Trè. I put my arm around him and my hand on his chest as he sat down next to me.
"So Mike what are the kids doing?" he asked
"Watching Bullet in a Bible." He said awkwardly.
"Is it the part where I get to wear my pink hat?" Trè said excitedly
"No," Mike told him "they are watching the part where Billie- uh, let's just say, that they are watching Hitchin' a Ride, and giggling uncontrollably."
We all laughed at we watched Billie Joe turn bright red.
"We have talked about that scene with them before." He said quietly He was obviously still embarrassed.
"I'll go talk to them," said Trè going up the stairs.
*Tre's POV*
I walked up the stairs and into the room where the kids were watching the movie. I opened the door and walked into the room. Joey, Ramona and Frankito were on the couch, and Stella and Jakob were on the floor.
"Hey guys, what'cha watchin'" I said sitting down next to Joey on the couch.
"Bullet in a Bible" Jakob said looking up at me from the floor as King for a Day came on the screen.
"Hey! This is the part where I wear my pink hat!" I said excited. Then I remembered I was on a mission. "Do you guys wanna know what would really freak your parents out?"
"Yeah!" they all said crowding around me
"Okay, this is more of something for the guys but we have to work fast. Joey, can you get some of your dad's shirts? One for each of the guys would be good. Make sure they are long though, okay." I said
Joey nodded and ran out of the room into his parent's room. He returned out of breath with 3 of Billie's shirts.
"Joey, Frankito and Jakob, put these shirts on." I said laughing as the boys put on the shirts. They were down to their legs.
"Girls," I said turning to Ramona and Stella who were now sitting on the couch watching my plan unfold. "Turn on Hitchin' a Ride okay?"
"Okay Uncle Trè" Stella said changing the scene.
"Alright guys," I said turning to Joey, Jakob and Frakito." Put your hands in your shirts and try to undo your belts like that, with one hand okay? It is going to be hard but try it out."
"I'll be right back" I said leaving the room
*Billie Joe's POV*
"Um Beavus, Butthead, ladies" Trè said looking at us "You might want to see this."
"Is everything okay?" Claudia said worriedly.
"Um, yeah. I think." Said Trè, leading us up the stairs.
He opened the door of the room the kids where in. They weren't watching Bullet in a Bible anymore. I stood shocked and Adie screamed.
"What are you kids doing?" she yelled to Joey, Jakob and Frankito who were all strangely wearing my clothes and Stella and Ramona who were on the couch laughing.
"We were doing what Daddy said," replied Frankito
"WHAT?" yelled Claudia shooting a look at Trè, who was laughing hysterically.
"Show them what you were doing guys but get on your own shirts first." He said
"That's okay, really!" said Brittany
The boys quickly changed their shirts as Ramona and Stella watched with their eyes glued on them.
"We were trying to undo our belts with one hand." Jakob explained "It s a lot harder then you think."
We all sighed in relief. Mike and I smacked Trè over the head.
"We should do something tonight." I said after Joey and Jakob left the room to go do their separate things. I looked at the clock; it said it was 4:30.
"Oh?" Billie said, arching his eyebrows.
"I mean we should see if Mike and Trè and their gangs wanna come over." I said hitting his arm "We could order pizza or something, 'cause after sitting around all day, I don't feel like cooking."
"Okay, I'll call them up and see what is going on with them" he said getting up to call his friends.
Joey came down the stairs and stood in front of me.
"Mom, Jakob keeps coming into my room without knocking and bugging me. I was trying to read for school."
"Come here," I said pulling my son in my lap. "Just ignore him."
"If Jakob was walking into your room and jumping on your bed while you were sitting on it, trying to listen to your ipod and read, for homework might I add, you wouldn't be able to ignore him either." He said looking at me.
"Okay well, you can read down here with me. We will probably order pizza or Chinese or something."
"But we had pizza last night," Joey groaned
"Chinese it is!" I told him. "And maybe Uncle Mike and Uncle Trè will come over too."
Just then, Billie walked in the room.
"What's the story?" I asked
"Mike has a date with Brittany and Trè is bringing Ramona to the airport to meet Lisea to bring her back to New York."
"So it's just us?" piped up Joey.
"Just us," I said getting up "I think we have pasta or something that I can make for dinner."
"I will make it" said Billie
"Aw how sweet, you are making us dinner! Your not gonna make us sick are you?" I said. I still tease him about the 'incident' with Tre's food
"No," he said glaring at me
"I dunno" said Joey who was miming throwing up
Billie Joe walked to the kitchen ruffling Joey's hair as he walked by. I heard the phone ring and Billie Joe answer it.
"Change of plans," he said walking in the room. "Ramona isn't supposed to go back for a week so the Wrights are ours. Ana needs Mike to take Stella tonight, so The Dirnt/Cade date is off and they decided to come here and hang with us."
"Well we are pretty cool to hang out with" I said "Chinese it is, again."
"Joey, finish your reading and tell Jakob we have plans," Billie Joe said to Joey, who groaned
"How about I tell Jakob," I said looking at Billie, then I realized he was on the phone when Joey annouced the fight.
*An 2 Hours Later at the Party type thing*
We had just finished eating. Joey, Jakob, Ramona, Stella and Frankito went upstairs to hang out awhile ago, and Mike went up to check on them. We are all sitting around talking when Trè gets up to get a drink.
"Trè, grab me a soda?" yelled Brittany to Trè who was in the kitchen.
"Sure," said Trè grabbing a soda and walking back into the room. He put his hand out for Brittany to take it.
"Don't take it!" yelled Billie jumping off the couch and tackling Trè to the ground.
I looked over at Brittany and Claudia. They were both sitting with their mouths open in shock.
"Billie, what was that for?" Trè yelled from underneath his friend.
"You could have poisoned her." He said out of breath, laughing.
Mike walked back into the room and looks at his two best friends at his fiancé's feet.
"I don't wanna know" he said sitting back down next to Brittany. "Don't even tell me."
Trè and Billie Joe erupted into their different sides of the story.
Billie Joe finally succeeded in telling Mike what happened.
"So why couldn't she drink the soda?" Mike asked putting his arm around Brittany and putting his chin on her head.
"Because" said Billie "Trè would have given her food poisoning, like he did everyone else."
"Billie you gotta forgive Trè. that was a while ago." I told my husband. "I mean really, Claudia and I forgave him and we had to take care of you guys. I know how you feel though; I haven't seen anyone so sick since I was pregnant with Joey."
"Aha!" Said Billie Joe snapping his fingers and pointing at me "And who took care of you then?"
"Um, you?" I said "But that was different. It was your fault I was like that, and I don't think you have ever had to throw up with your stomach twice its normal size. Have you? "
Billie opened his mouth of speak then stared at me in defeat and got off of Trè. I put my arm around him and my hand on his chest as he sat down next to me.
"So Mike what are the kids doing?" he asked
"Watching Bullet in a Bible." He said awkwardly.
"Is it the part where I get to wear my pink hat?" Trè said excitedly
"No," Mike told him "they are watching the part where Billie- uh, let's just say, that they are watching Hitchin' a Ride, and giggling uncontrollably."
We all laughed at we watched Billie Joe turn bright red.
"We have talked about that scene with them before." He said quietly He was obviously still embarrassed.
"I'll go talk to them," said Trè going up the stairs.
*Tre's POV*
I walked up the stairs and into the room where the kids were watching the movie. I opened the door and walked into the room. Joey, Ramona and Frankito were on the couch, and Stella and Jakob were on the floor.
"Hey guys, what'cha watchin'" I said sitting down next to Joey on the couch.
"Bullet in a Bible" Jakob said looking up at me from the floor as King for a Day came on the screen.
"Hey! This is the part where I wear my pink hat!" I said excited. Then I remembered I was on a mission. "Do you guys wanna know what would really freak your parents out?"
"Yeah!" they all said crowding around me
"Okay, this is more of something for the guys but we have to work fast. Joey, can you get some of your dad's shirts? One for each of the guys would be good. Make sure they are long though, okay." I said
Joey nodded and ran out of the room into his parent's room. He returned out of breath with 3 of Billie's shirts.
"Joey, Frankito and Jakob, put these shirts on." I said laughing as the boys put on the shirts. They were down to their legs.
"Girls," I said turning to Ramona and Stella who were now sitting on the couch watching my plan unfold. "Turn on Hitchin' a Ride okay?"
"Okay Uncle Trè" Stella said changing the scene.
"Alright guys," I said turning to Joey, Jakob and Frakito." Put your hands in your shirts and try to undo your belts like that, with one hand okay? It is going to be hard but try it out."
"I'll be right back" I said leaving the room
*Billie Joe's POV*
"Um Beavus, Butthead, ladies" Trè said looking at us "You might want to see this."
"Is everything okay?" Claudia said worriedly.
"Um, yeah. I think." Said Trè, leading us up the stairs.
He opened the door of the room the kids where in. They weren't watching Bullet in a Bible anymore. I stood shocked and Adie screamed.
"What are you kids doing?" she yelled to Joey, Jakob and Frankito who were all strangely wearing my clothes and Stella and Ramona who were on the couch laughing.
"We were doing what Daddy said," replied Frankito
"WHAT?" yelled Claudia shooting a look at Trè, who was laughing hysterically.
"Show them what you were doing guys but get on your own shirts first." He said
"That's okay, really!" said Brittany
The boys quickly changed their shirts as Ramona and Stella watched with their eyes glued on them.
"We were trying to undo our belts with one hand." Jakob explained "It s a lot harder then you think."
We all sighed in relief. Mike and I smacked Trè over the head.
