A Vampire, A Trout And 3 Awesome Men..., chapter 1
Okay, before you go thinking we're all crazy and like, totally demented, you should know that yes, we DO know how weird and stupid this is so please don't leave comments saying how stupid it is because it was a game. It is a game my friend and I played where you have to write a line to a story then fold over what you've written so the other person can't see, and they do the same, then you keep going until you reach the end of the paper, and then you read out what the story is altogether. The aim is to make it as stupid as possible so yes, maybe we are crazy, but being this bored on a rainy day can turn anyone crazy! Anyway, here's what we came up with...
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"TITIES!!" Tre cried out excitedly.
So then Billie ran through the halls screaming, "Trout, trout, giant trout, he's flapping his flippers at me, noooooooo, save yourselves, noooooooooo... "
"Oh well, dears," Billie Joe sang, as he put on his faux fur coat. I'm off to see my beloved sweety shop owner now!"
"Okay, love, don't be long," Mike replied.
Meanwhile, Tre had decided to take a tour of the grounds. On his way to the enormous gardens, he passed the richly decorated ballroom, in which Billie had spent the last half hour dancing and playing charades with his fishy friend!
"MUST... SUCK... YOUR... BLOOD! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hehe!'' Tre exclaimed as he ran through Billie's house that night.
"Eggs, eggs, tomatoes!" Mike screamed.
"Don't worry," Bob smiled, "Trouty will take care of you." Ignoring the distant, outraged cries of Billie who screeched, "He's MY trout, not yours, the wedding! Oh I must inform the in laws. Oh the tragedy of it all!!"
"I feel so pretty!" Billie Joe sang as he danced round his lounge. "I feel so pretty and witty and fine!"
And Gerard cried!
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Okay, so the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th paragraphs were written by Katie (my friend)
And the 2nd, 4th, 6th and last paragraph were written by Portia (me!!!)
Please don't tell us how weird they are cos beleive us; we know!! As I said, this comes as a result of a long, boring, rainy day!!!
***
"TITIES!!" Tre cried out excitedly.
So then Billie ran through the halls screaming, "Trout, trout, giant trout, he's flapping his flippers at me, noooooooo, save yourselves, noooooooooo... "
"Oh well, dears," Billie Joe sang, as he put on his faux fur coat. I'm off to see my beloved sweety shop owner now!"
"Okay, love, don't be long," Mike replied.
Meanwhile, Tre had decided to take a tour of the grounds. On his way to the enormous gardens, he passed the richly decorated ballroom, in which Billie had spent the last half hour dancing and playing charades with his fishy friend!
"MUST... SUCK... YOUR... BLOOD! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hehe!'' Tre exclaimed as he ran through Billie's house that night.
"Eggs, eggs, tomatoes!" Mike screamed.
"Don't worry," Bob smiled, "Trouty will take care of you." Ignoring the distant, outraged cries of Billie who screeched, "He's MY trout, not yours, the wedding! Oh I must inform the in laws. Oh the tragedy of it all!!"
"I feel so pretty!" Billie Joe sang as he danced round his lounge. "I feel so pretty and witty and fine!"
And Gerard cried!
* * *
Okay, so the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th paragraphs were written by Katie (my friend)
And the 2nd, 4th, 6th and last paragraph were written by Portia (me!!!)
Please don't tell us how weird they are cos beleive us; we know!! As I said, this comes as a result of a long, boring, rainy day!!!
