My life as Tré Cool's Daughter, chapter 26
Tonight Dad and Maddie are coming back from their honeymoon. Jakob is glad. He's getting rid of me and Joey. Ramona is coming back from her mom's tomorrow. Frankito's mom is dropping him off tomorrow morning. Dad and Maddie's plane is coming at 11:00 tonight so I'm staying at Joey's house. Dad and Maddie are going to pick up Alyson, Aiden and Zoey from Grandma's tomorrow.
Today we're going to the beach. Uncle Mike, Aunt Emma, and Stella are coming with us. They're going to meet us there.
I had my "sexy" bikini on. Me and Jakob couldn't stop laughing and us and Joey were the only people who knew why. Joey didn't find it that funny though.
"Okay. Can you please tell me what's so funny?" Stella asked.
"Okay. I'll tell you," I said.
I whispered what happened in her ear.
She started laughing.
"It's not funny!" Joey said.
"Aww come on Joey, it was a little bit funny!" I said and hugged him.
"No, it wasn't. It was embarrassing," he said.
I kissed him.
"Don't worry I'm sure your dad probably forgot all about it," I said.
"Ya, right. You obviously don't know my dad very well," Joey said.
"Just don't say anything and he'll forget," I said and kissed him.
Joey sighed.
We decided to play Marco Polo.
"Marco Polo isn't fun without your dad here, Abby," Stella said.
"I know...it's sad," I said laughing.
"What do you guys wanna do?" Jakob asked.
"I don't know," we said.
I jumped on Joey's back.
"Me and Stella will bury you guys in the sand," I said.
"Okay," they said.
"Stella, you bury Jakob and I'll bury Joey," I said.
"Obviously you're gonna bury Joey," she said laughing.
We went back to where everyone else is.
"Okay guys, lay down," I said.
I started burying Joey and Stella started burying Jakob.
I kissed Joey.
"What time are your Dad and Maddie getting back at?" Stella asked.
"11:00, so I'm staying at Joey's tonight," I said.
"Yay!" Jakob said sarcastically.
"Maybe you guys can stay over at my house tonight," Stella said.
"Okay," we said.
"I'm gonna stay home. Away from the lovebirds," Jakob said.
I rolled my eyes.
"Yay! Finally a night without Jakob!" I said laughing.
We finished burying Joe and Jakob.
"OK. Our turn to bury you guys now," Jakob said.
"Ahh! Sand in my shorts!" Joey said while running around in circles.
"Joe, what's wrong?" Aunt Adie asked.
"Sand in my shorts," he said still running around in circles.
"Oh, okay," she said laughing.
"Ahh! It tickles," he said laughing.
Jakob had already started burying Stella.
"Get your sexy butt over here and bury me," I said.
"Oh...ya...I forgot about that," he said and walked towards me.
He wrapped his arms around me and kissed me.
"Okay. Now bury me," I said and laid down in the sand.
"Okay," he said.
They finished burying us and then we ate lunch.
"Dad, can Joey and Abby stay over at our house tonight?" Stella asked.
"Sure," uncle Mike said.
"Okay, cool," she said.
We went back in the water for a bit and then at 4:00 we left.
"What time are your dad and Maddie getting back at?" Aunt Emma asked.
"They're plane is supposed to arrive at 11:00," I said.
When we got back we went upstairs to Stella's room to watch TV.
Family Guy was on.
Stella was sitting on the chair and me and Joey were laying on the couch.
I was so tired but I didn't know why.
Me and Joey both fell asleep on the couch.
***
I woke up to Joey shaking me. "Abby, its 10:00. Wake up," he said. I yawned. "Your dad is here," he said.
"Okay," I said.
We walked downstairs.
"Dad!" I said and ran to give him a hug.
"Hey Abby! Did ya miss me?" he asked.
"Ya," I said.
"Let's go get your stuff. Then we have to pick up Ramona at the airport then we have to go get the twins and Zoey," Dad said.
"Can Joey come with us?" I asked.
"Sure," he said.
We went to Uncle Billie's to get my stuff then we went to the airport.
After 20 minutes Ramona's plane arrived.
"Dad!" she said and gave him a hug.
"Hey Mona," he said.
"How was your week at your mom's?" he asked.
"Good," she said.
"That's good," he said.
We got her suitcase and then got in the van.
"We have to go pick up Alyson, Aiden and Zoey," Dad said.
"Okay," Ramona said.
We pulled into Grandma's driveway and got out of the van.
I rang the doorbell.
"Addy, Aggy, Ona, Doey!" Alyson said and gave me a hug.
"Hi Aly, did you miss me?" I asked.
"Ya," she said.
"Ayen, Addy, Aggy, Ona an Doey awe ere," she said.
"Addy!" Aiden said and jumped into Dad's arms.
"How was the week without the kids?" Grandma asked.
"Very relaxing.," dad said.
Grandma laughed.
"We've gotta get going. Thanks for watching them, Mom," Dad said.
"No problem Tré," Grandma said.
"See you later," she said.
"Bye," we said.
We got in the van. Zoey layed at my feet.
When we got home the twins ran inside.
"Hi Ommy," Aiden said.
"Hi Ame. Where Teph?" Alyson said.
"She had to work," James said.
"Hey James!" I said.
"Hey," he said.
"Let's go upstairs," I said to Joey.
"Okay," he said.
We walked upstairs holding hands.
Joey pushed me on the bed and layed beside me. He started kissing my neck.
"Mmm," I mumbled.
He pulled me closer to him.
"Guys! Lunch is ready," Maddie said.
"Okay," we said.
We walked downstairs and into the kitchen.
"So, how was it?" I asked.
"It was nice. Australia is beautiful," Maddie said.
"Did you take any pictures?" I asked.
"Of course," Maddie said.
"So, what did you guys do this week?" Dad asked.
"We went to the beach yesterday," I said.
"I visited my friends," Ramona said.
"Cool," Dad said.
"What time is Frankito coming home at?" I asked.
"1:00," Dad said.
"Can Rose and Stella come over?" I asked.
"Sure," Dad said.
At 1:30 Stella and Rose came over.
"Let's go swimming!" I said.
"Okay," they said.
We got changed and went outside.
"Oh Joey!" I said walking outside wearing my "sexy" bikini.
"Oh God! Not this again," Joey said.
"What?" Rose and Ramona asked.
"Oh ya, they don't know," Stella said laughing.
"Don't know what?" Rose asked.
I told them what happened.
We were all laughing. Well everyone was except for Joe.
Joey picked me up and threw me in the pool.
"Hey!" I said.
"That's what happens when you tell everyone about my embarrassing moments," Joey said.
"Aww, I'm sorry Joe," I said making my puppy dog eyes.
"You know I can't resist those sexy eyes," he said and kissed me.
"Let's play Marco Polo," Ramona said.
"Okay," we said.
We played that for a bit.
"I wish there was sand so we could bury you again," I said to Joey.
"Ahh, there's sand in my shorts," me and Stella said while running around in circles mocking Joey.
We were laughing so much we were crying.
"Hey! That's not nice. Making fun of your sexy boyfriend like that!" Joey said.
"I'm sorry Joey," I said and kissed him. "It was funny though," I said.
He kissed me.
"I love you," I said.
"I love you too," he said.
"And I also love your bathing suit. Cause you look really hot in it," he said.
"Joe...your little unwanted friend is back," I whispered.
"Ah shit. Not again," he whispered. "I'll be right back," he said.
"Aww I can't believe school starts in 4 days," Rose said.
"I know. It seems like summer just flew by," I said.
"Ya," Ramona said.
"Okay. I'm back," Joey said.
I was trying not to laugh.
"And you better not tell anyone about that one," Joey whispered.
"No, I won't tell anyone...well maybe your dad," I whispered. "No, I'm just joking. I wouldn't do that to you," I said and kissed him.
"So Maddie is going to adopt you now?" Rose asked.
"Yep," I said.
Alyson came into the backyard.
"Ella, Emma ere an se ay dat ou go opping," she said.
"Okay. Bye guys," Stella said.
"Bye," we said.
"Hey Aly," Rose said.
"Hi Wose," Alyson said.
"She talks good for her age," Rose said.
"Ya, well me and Dad both love to talk and there's always someone talking in our house so they learnt pretty quickly," I said laughing.
"True," she said.
"Ommy aid dat upper is weady," Alyson said.
"Okay. We'll be inside in a minute," I said.
"What are we having?" Joey asked.
"Itza," Alyson said.
"Cool," he said.
We ate supper and then Rose went home. Joey was staying here tonight.
"Is there anything good on tonight?" Joey asked taking the remote from me and sat down on the couch.
"I think Family Guy is on," I said.
He flipped through the channels till he found Family Guy.
We watched Family Guy and then we watched 4 episodes of Friends.
At 11:30 we went to bed.
"Goodnight. I love you," I said.
"Goodnight. I love you too," he said.
I cuddled up to him and fell asleep.
Today we're going to the beach. Uncle Mike, Aunt Emma, and Stella are coming with us. They're going to meet us there.
I had my "sexy" bikini on. Me and Jakob couldn't stop laughing and us and Joey were the only people who knew why. Joey didn't find it that funny though.
"Okay. Can you please tell me what's so funny?" Stella asked.
"Okay. I'll tell you," I said.
I whispered what happened in her ear.
She started laughing.
"It's not funny!" Joey said.
"Aww come on Joey, it was a little bit funny!" I said and hugged him.
"No, it wasn't. It was embarrassing," he said.
I kissed him.
"Don't worry I'm sure your dad probably forgot all about it," I said.
"Ya, right. You obviously don't know my dad very well," Joey said.
"Just don't say anything and he'll forget," I said and kissed him.
Joey sighed.
We decided to play Marco Polo.
"Marco Polo isn't fun without your dad here, Abby," Stella said.
"I know...it's sad," I said laughing.
"What do you guys wanna do?" Jakob asked.
"I don't know," we said.
I jumped on Joey's back.
"Me and Stella will bury you guys in the sand," I said.
"Okay," they said.
"Stella, you bury Jakob and I'll bury Joey," I said.
"Obviously you're gonna bury Joey," she said laughing.
We went back to where everyone else is.
"Okay guys, lay down," I said.
I started burying Joey and Stella started burying Jakob.
I kissed Joey.
"What time are your Dad and Maddie getting back at?" Stella asked.
"11:00, so I'm staying at Joey's tonight," I said.
"Yay!" Jakob said sarcastically.
"Maybe you guys can stay over at my house tonight," Stella said.
"Okay," we said.
"I'm gonna stay home. Away from the lovebirds," Jakob said.
I rolled my eyes.
"Yay! Finally a night without Jakob!" I said laughing.
We finished burying Joe and Jakob.
"OK. Our turn to bury you guys now," Jakob said.
"Ahh! Sand in my shorts!" Joey said while running around in circles.
"Joe, what's wrong?" Aunt Adie asked.
"Sand in my shorts," he said still running around in circles.
"Oh, okay," she said laughing.
"Ahh! It tickles," he said laughing.
Jakob had already started burying Stella.
"Get your sexy butt over here and bury me," I said.
"Oh...ya...I forgot about that," he said and walked towards me.
He wrapped his arms around me and kissed me.
"Okay. Now bury me," I said and laid down in the sand.
"Okay," he said.
They finished burying us and then we ate lunch.
"Dad, can Joey and Abby stay over at our house tonight?" Stella asked.
"Sure," uncle Mike said.
"Okay, cool," she said.
We went back in the water for a bit and then at 4:00 we left.
"What time are your dad and Maddie getting back at?" Aunt Emma asked.
"They're plane is supposed to arrive at 11:00," I said.
When we got back we went upstairs to Stella's room to watch TV.
Family Guy was on.
Stella was sitting on the chair and me and Joey were laying on the couch.
I was so tired but I didn't know why.
Me and Joey both fell asleep on the couch.
***
I woke up to Joey shaking me. "Abby, its 10:00. Wake up," he said. I yawned. "Your dad is here," he said.
"Okay," I said.
We walked downstairs.
"Dad!" I said and ran to give him a hug.
"Hey Abby! Did ya miss me?" he asked.
"Ya," I said.
"Let's go get your stuff. Then we have to pick up Ramona at the airport then we have to go get the twins and Zoey," Dad said.
"Can Joey come with us?" I asked.
"Sure," he said.
We went to Uncle Billie's to get my stuff then we went to the airport.
After 20 minutes Ramona's plane arrived.
"Dad!" she said and gave him a hug.
"Hey Mona," he said.
"How was your week at your mom's?" he asked.
"Good," she said.
"That's good," he said.
We got her suitcase and then got in the van.
"We have to go pick up Alyson, Aiden and Zoey," Dad said.
"Okay," Ramona said.
We pulled into Grandma's driveway and got out of the van.
I rang the doorbell.
"Addy, Aggy, Ona, Doey!" Alyson said and gave me a hug.
"Hi Aly, did you miss me?" I asked.
"Ya," she said.
"Ayen, Addy, Aggy, Ona an Doey awe ere," she said.
"Addy!" Aiden said and jumped into Dad's arms.
"How was the week without the kids?" Grandma asked.
"Very relaxing.," dad said.
Grandma laughed.
"We've gotta get going. Thanks for watching them, Mom," Dad said.
"No problem Tré," Grandma said.
"See you later," she said.
"Bye," we said.
We got in the van. Zoey layed at my feet.
When we got home the twins ran inside.
"Hi Ommy," Aiden said.
"Hi Ame. Where Teph?" Alyson said.
"She had to work," James said.
"Hey James!" I said.
"Hey," he said.
"Let's go upstairs," I said to Joey.
"Okay," he said.
We walked upstairs holding hands.
Joey pushed me on the bed and layed beside me. He started kissing my neck.
"Mmm," I mumbled.
He pulled me closer to him.
"Guys! Lunch is ready," Maddie said.
"Okay," we said.
We walked downstairs and into the kitchen.
"So, how was it?" I asked.
"It was nice. Australia is beautiful," Maddie said.
"Did you take any pictures?" I asked.
"Of course," Maddie said.
"So, what did you guys do this week?" Dad asked.
"We went to the beach yesterday," I said.
"I visited my friends," Ramona said.
"Cool," Dad said.
"What time is Frankito coming home at?" I asked.
"1:00," Dad said.
"Can Rose and Stella come over?" I asked.
"Sure," Dad said.
At 1:30 Stella and Rose came over.
"Let's go swimming!" I said.
"Okay," they said.
We got changed and went outside.
"Oh Joey!" I said walking outside wearing my "sexy" bikini.
"Oh God! Not this again," Joey said.
"What?" Rose and Ramona asked.
"Oh ya, they don't know," Stella said laughing.
"Don't know what?" Rose asked.
I told them what happened.
We were all laughing. Well everyone was except for Joe.
Joey picked me up and threw me in the pool.
"Hey!" I said.
"That's what happens when you tell everyone about my embarrassing moments," Joey said.
"Aww, I'm sorry Joe," I said making my puppy dog eyes.
"You know I can't resist those sexy eyes," he said and kissed me.
"Let's play Marco Polo," Ramona said.
"Okay," we said.
We played that for a bit.
"I wish there was sand so we could bury you again," I said to Joey.
"Ahh, there's sand in my shorts," me and Stella said while running around in circles mocking Joey.
We were laughing so much we were crying.
"Hey! That's not nice. Making fun of your sexy boyfriend like that!" Joey said.
"I'm sorry Joey," I said and kissed him. "It was funny though," I said.
He kissed me.
"I love you," I said.
"I love you too," he said.
"And I also love your bathing suit. Cause you look really hot in it," he said.
"Joe...your little unwanted friend is back," I whispered.
"Ah shit. Not again," he whispered. "I'll be right back," he said.
"Aww I can't believe school starts in 4 days," Rose said.
"I know. It seems like summer just flew by," I said.
"Ya," Ramona said.
"Okay. I'm back," Joey said.
I was trying not to laugh.
"And you better not tell anyone about that one," Joey whispered.
"No, I won't tell anyone...well maybe your dad," I whispered. "No, I'm just joking. I wouldn't do that to you," I said and kissed him.
"So Maddie is going to adopt you now?" Rose asked.
"Yep," I said.
Alyson came into the backyard.
"Ella, Emma ere an se ay dat ou go opping," she said.
"Okay. Bye guys," Stella said.
"Bye," we said.
"Hey Aly," Rose said.
"Hi Wose," Alyson said.
"She talks good for her age," Rose said.
"Ya, well me and Dad both love to talk and there's always someone talking in our house so they learnt pretty quickly," I said laughing.
"True," she said.
"Ommy aid dat upper is weady," Alyson said.
"Okay. We'll be inside in a minute," I said.
"What are we having?" Joey asked.
"Itza," Alyson said.
"Cool," he said.
We ate supper and then Rose went home. Joey was staying here tonight.
"Is there anything good on tonight?" Joey asked taking the remote from me and sat down on the couch.
"I think Family Guy is on," I said.
He flipped through the channels till he found Family Guy.
We watched Family Guy and then we watched 4 episodes of Friends.
At 11:30 we went to bed.
"Goodnight. I love you," I said.
"Goodnight. I love you too," he said.
I cuddled up to him and fell asleep.
