Parking Pirates, chapter 3
All of them were in petrified silence for some seconds. The whole car shook.
"Fuck!" Gerard yelled.
"DRIVE" Frank yelled.
Ray pushed the pedal as far down as it was possible, the wheels on the car spun a little, and then they were off.
"What the hell was that?" Tre asked, and looked out of the window. His eyes were big.
"I have no idea," Bob answered.
Gerard put up his hand to make everyone shut up.
They all did.
"What?" Ellen whispered.
"I think there is something on the roof," Gerard said dramatically.
And yes. When you listened carefully it was possible to hear something knocking on the roof of the car.
Frank looked at Ray.
"Well what are you waiting for? Get it off!"
Ray moved his fingers towards the big stereo in the front and put in a CD, put on some big, black sunglasses and whispered:
"Ready to rock."
Then the James Bond theme began playing.
*
Linda had brought her guitar outside and was now standing in the middle of the road playing Brain Stew.
As she had said to herself many times, she was just warming up.
Suddenly she saw a big car with something big on top of it drive against her.
"What the fuck?" Linda thought. "Maybe I should move."
But she just kept on playing on brain stew.
The car stopped beside her, a door flew up, and both Linda and the guitar were taken inside. The door was shut, and she was facing almost all of her new teachers, and two of her old friends.
"Hi," she said.
"Hello," Frank said, and took her guitar.
"HEY!" Linda said. Frank poked her in the shoulder and then she let him borrow her guitar. He would probably not brake it.
"Yeah... erm... what are you doing here... ?"
"there is this huge thing on the roof!" Gerard said.
Huge thing? Right before they had pulled her into the car she had recognized the thing on the roof.
"That was Dilt."
"Oh... OH!"
Lina opened the window, grabbed Dilt and dragged her into the car. Her hair was... a mess.
"Nice hair," Ray giggled.
"What are you doing on the roof?" Linda asked.
"Yeah, why?" Ellen, Lina and Gerard asked. The reason why Frank didn't ask her, was because he was in the middle of a advanced guitar solo down on the floor.
"You drove before I got into the car!" Dilt said and picked a fly out of her hair.
"Oh..."
They were all in silence for some minutes while they watched the fly who had been in Dilt's hair fly around in the car, and then die when Bob killed it.
"You killed the fly!" Tre said sobbing.
"Yeah. It could've been a hidden camera inside it."
Lina yawned and put her feet on Frank's lap.
"You know what I wanna do?" Ellen said, a little hyper.
"No, what?" Tre said, desperate after something funny to do.
"I think we should rob a bank."
Complete silence.
It was if all of them were checking if Ellen was joking.
Lina looked a little interested, Tre began singing on a song he probably made up at the moment about robbing a bank, and Ray drove a little slower.
Gerard giggled.
Then.
"You're not kidding are you?"
Ellen shook her head smiling.
"Nope."
Gerard looked at the other. It was stupid. It was criminal. It was... absolutely genius.
But... Bob should decide. Everyone looked at Bob.
A grin came over Bob's face.
"Let's."
"Fuck!" Gerard yelled.
"DRIVE" Frank yelled.
Ray pushed the pedal as far down as it was possible, the wheels on the car spun a little, and then they were off.
"What the hell was that?" Tre asked, and looked out of the window. His eyes were big.
"I have no idea," Bob answered.
Gerard put up his hand to make everyone shut up.
They all did.
"What?" Ellen whispered.
"I think there is something on the roof," Gerard said dramatically.
And yes. When you listened carefully it was possible to hear something knocking on the roof of the car.
Frank looked at Ray.
"Well what are you waiting for? Get it off!"
Ray moved his fingers towards the big stereo in the front and put in a CD, put on some big, black sunglasses and whispered:
"Ready to rock."
Then the James Bond theme began playing.
*
Linda had brought her guitar outside and was now standing in the middle of the road playing Brain Stew.
As she had said to herself many times, she was just warming up.
Suddenly she saw a big car with something big on top of it drive against her.
"What the fuck?" Linda thought. "Maybe I should move."
But she just kept on playing on brain stew.
The car stopped beside her, a door flew up, and both Linda and the guitar were taken inside. The door was shut, and she was facing almost all of her new teachers, and two of her old friends.
"Hi," she said.
"Hello," Frank said, and took her guitar.
"HEY!" Linda said. Frank poked her in the shoulder and then she let him borrow her guitar. He would probably not brake it.
"Yeah... erm... what are you doing here... ?"
"there is this huge thing on the roof!" Gerard said.
Huge thing? Right before they had pulled her into the car she had recognized the thing on the roof.
"That was Dilt."
"Oh... OH!"
Lina opened the window, grabbed Dilt and dragged her into the car. Her hair was... a mess.
"Nice hair," Ray giggled.
"What are you doing on the roof?" Linda asked.
"Yeah, why?" Ellen, Lina and Gerard asked. The reason why Frank didn't ask her, was because he was in the middle of a advanced guitar solo down on the floor.
"You drove before I got into the car!" Dilt said and picked a fly out of her hair.
"Oh..."
They were all in silence for some minutes while they watched the fly who had been in Dilt's hair fly around in the car, and then die when Bob killed it.
"You killed the fly!" Tre said sobbing.
"Yeah. It could've been a hidden camera inside it."
Lina yawned and put her feet on Frank's lap.
"You know what I wanna do?" Ellen said, a little hyper.
"No, what?" Tre said, desperate after something funny to do.
"I think we should rob a bank."
Complete silence.
It was if all of them were checking if Ellen was joking.
Lina looked a little interested, Tre began singing on a song he probably made up at the moment about robbing a bank, and Ray drove a little slower.
Gerard giggled.
Then.
"You're not kidding are you?"
Ellen shook her head smiling.
"Nope."
Gerard looked at the other. It was stupid. It was criminal. It was... absolutely genius.
But... Bob should decide. Everyone looked at Bob.
A grin came over Bob's face.
"Let's."
