Billie's Goldfish, chapter 1

Billie Joe sat in his room, all alone, locked up in there. No, it was his choice, he wanted to. Ever since he got his goldfish, Nimrod, from the pet store two days before, he had been in there, looking after and protecting one of his first and only pets.
He smiled to himself as he watched Nimrod swim around, all by himself in the large aquarium filled with fake coral, water, and little 'sunken' ships at the bottom. Billie opened another can of dry fish food and started to pour it in the aquarium. The fish hadn't eaten at all during the past few days. "You damn fish! Eat you anorexic moron!" he yelled at the fish. "You can't be... Nim.. You bastard... You're related to Lindsay Lohan!" Billie continued. Billie Joe put his fist in the water and grabbed Nimrod on the fist try.
He ran out of his room and down the stairs, to fin his band mates, Tre Cool, and Mike Dirnt sitting on the couch watching some crazy show on VH1.
"Billie! You came out!" Tre slurred. He fell off the couch, making sure his bottle of Corona was safe. "Where you been... On the toilet?" Tre asked, drunk off his ass.
"No you idiot!" Billie yelled. He laughed evily as he stuffed the fish Nimrod down Tre's pants. What they didn't know is that Nim was part pirana, and was still alive although he wasn't in water.
"OH MY F'IN GOD WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY PANTS!? OWWWW!" Tre screamed as he ran outside and started rolling on the grass. Mike laughed, not realizing what the hell was going on, plus he was drunk as well.
"Get a fire extinguisher! Hurry! Something's biting my dick and it ain't nice!" Tre screamed. You would think Tre is used to this kind of thing, but a pirana down there is a different story. Billie ran inside and grabbed a fire extinguisher, laughing hysterically. He tossed it to Mike, and he aimed at Tre's crotch. Finally, Tre had the smarts to put his hand down his pants, and pull off a dead pirana goldfish, somehow still holding on tight. "Owwwwie..." Tre cried as he wiped the foam from his face and stared at the dead gold fish.
Billie laughed hysterically. "You.. You.. You should have saw your face! Mother f'in priceless!"
"Oh my gosh, can't breathe!" Mike slurred and he was on the ground, rolling and laughing.
Tre held his crotch as he walked slowly to his car. "You'll... Pay... Billie Joe... When I... Get.. Back..." Tre muttered as he slowly got in his car and started it. The BMW pulled away from Billie's drive way. Tre was on his way to the hospital, to maybe see the same doctor that handled him when he hurt himself with a unicycle.
Mike and Billie Joe couldn't stop laughing. Mike chucked the dead fish across the street, and they went inside, falling onto the sofa belching and chuckling.
"Where you reckon he go?" Billie asked Mike.
"Don't know, but he wasn't a happy camper that Tre, no no no, someone needed a cookie!" Mike said. Once again they burst out laughing.