Bush's Hit (How Billie Joe Ran America), chapter 1
One day Bush decided to listen to the radio, well his daughter left it on 93.3 and Green Days song 'American Idiot' came on. Bush stoped to listen to the song. "My god, what an horrible song". Bush picked up the phone and hit speed dial one. "Hello", a voice said on the other end. "Yes, this is president Bush, I need some assistants.". "Again? Who is it this time?". "Who ever sings the song American Idiot". "Oh, that would be Green Day.". "Well, I want them dead, they will ruin my career". "Yes, sir.". The man went with his supplies to the recording studio where he heard they were preforming.
(AT THE STUDIO)
Tre was recording his song on the CD while Billie Joe and Mike were waiting for there parts to sing, when they heard a knock on the door. "Adi! Can you get that?". Adi had went to the restroom so she couldn't. "Hang on, guys". Billie Joe walked to the studio door. When he opened it he saw a man in a pizza uniform holding a pizza box. "I didn't order any pizza". He turned to walk in and the guy followed. "Did any of you order pizza?". They shook there head no. The man pulled his hand out of the pizza box, there was a gun in his hand. Billie Joe turned around to notice it. "Whoa, chill out, we will pay for the pizza.". "There is no pizza, this is a hit.". "A what?" asked Billie Joe and before the guys could answer Adi came out of the bathroom, picked up the step ladder beside the door and hit the man in the head. The man woke up. He was on the floor with Billie Joe standing over him with a gun in his face. "Who sent you?". "The presedent.". "What?", he laughed, "Really who sent you?". "I'm telling the truth. He heard your song and sent me to kill you because your new song will ruin his political career.". "I see." Billie Joe pulled the trigger and shot the man. "Thats what you get for trying to kill us. Come on, we're taking a trip to the white house."
(HOURS LATER AT THE WHITE HOUSE)
The four walked up to the door. "What? No gaurds?" asked Tre. "Guess not", said Mike. They walked in and to there surprise there was signs leading to the presidents room. When they got to his room the missing guard were standing there, and at first they weren't going to let them in until they gave them front row tickets and backstage passes to there next show. When they walked in to the room he wasn't there. Adi noticed a door "Billie Joe, theres another door". He walked over and opened the door. There was Bush sitting on the toliet. Billie Joe raised the gun and shot him. Then he went and killed Kerry so he had no chance of winning and Billie Joe took the roll of President.
(Interviewing Billie as new president)
"Billie Joe, what was your relationship with Bush? How well did you get along?" Asked a reporter.
"Well to be honest the last time I saw him he was full of shit."
(AT THE STUDIO)
Tre was recording his song on the CD while Billie Joe and Mike were waiting for there parts to sing, when they heard a knock on the door. "Adi! Can you get that?". Adi had went to the restroom so she couldn't. "Hang on, guys". Billie Joe walked to the studio door. When he opened it he saw a man in a pizza uniform holding a pizza box. "I didn't order any pizza". He turned to walk in and the guy followed. "Did any of you order pizza?". They shook there head no. The man pulled his hand out of the pizza box, there was a gun in his hand. Billie Joe turned around to notice it. "Whoa, chill out, we will pay for the pizza.". "There is no pizza, this is a hit.". "A what?" asked Billie Joe and before the guys could answer Adi came out of the bathroom, picked up the step ladder beside the door and hit the man in the head. The man woke up. He was on the floor with Billie Joe standing over him with a gun in his face. "Who sent you?". "The presedent.". "What?", he laughed, "Really who sent you?". "I'm telling the truth. He heard your song and sent me to kill you because your new song will ruin his political career.". "I see." Billie Joe pulled the trigger and shot the man. "Thats what you get for trying to kill us. Come on, we're taking a trip to the white house."
(HOURS LATER AT THE WHITE HOUSE)
The four walked up to the door. "What? No gaurds?" asked Tre. "Guess not", said Mike. They walked in and to there surprise there was signs leading to the presidents room. When they got to his room the missing guard were standing there, and at first they weren't going to let them in until they gave them front row tickets and backstage passes to there next show. When they walked in to the room he wasn't there. Adi noticed a door "Billie Joe, theres another door". He walked over and opened the door. There was Bush sitting on the toliet. Billie Joe raised the gun and shot him. Then he went and killed Kerry so he had no chance of winning and Billie Joe took the roll of President.
(Interviewing Billie as new president)
"Billie Joe, what was your relationship with Bush? How well did you get along?" Asked a reporter.
"Well to be honest the last time I saw him he was full of shit."
