Internet Relations, chapter 3
"Here, what's your address? I'll come over and we'll sort things out," he finally says in the awkward silence.
I sigh and give him my address I check my medicine cabinet damn I took the last of my medication last night but while I wait I pull out my laptop. Billie is on.
Hannah <3: Hey get those kids under control
Billie-I want friends not lovers: haha yeah I did
Hannah <3: Well that's good I bet they aren't as bad as my little brother was
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Oh..Its ok you didn't grow up in a family of 6...
Hannah <3: Yeah I guess i'm lucky in that way we seem alike
Billie-I want friends not lovers: yeah we do like you're my daughter haha
Hannah <3: Really? Wow I mean those emails I sent before lol
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Yeah I noticed we have tons in common the fun of drinking and shit same kinda childhood
Hannah <3: Wow maybe I was your daughter or something lol
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Maybe lol
Hannah <3: Should I call you dad now? Lol
Billie-I want friends not lovers: haha yeah that would be funny bit old for it?
Hannah <3: ah no probs lol oh I gtg the person I was expecting round has arrived <3 ya dad lol.
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Hey ok lol I gtg to Walmart and pick up a new bottle of milk cause Jakob just drank the last drop ttyl!
I log off and go and answer the door, sure enough Tré is standing there. He looks a lot different off screen he wears a regular t-shirt with a Ramones symbol on it and some shorts and converse. His shirt is exactly the same as the one I'm wearing, I laugh and let him in.
He smiles and goes to kiss me, okay I really want to know what happened now I smile and let him, Hey! How often does a celebrity show up on your front door and come and kiss you?!
I offer him to sit down at my desk; he looks at the desktop its Blink 182 and Green Day. He smiles as I make two coffee's, obviously orange mocha frauppochinos. He laughs and I sit down on the seat opposite him.
"So...about last night I don't really remember anything," I say taking a sip and blushing.
"Haha, it's okay anyway you didn't seem drunk last night," he said, shit I remember...it was my pills! Them and alcohol...it...it has a bit of short-term memory loss. SO THAT'S WHY!
"Fuck I just remembered why I don't remember...I'm on some prescription pills to combat this... er...rash I have on my upper leg," I say blushing like wild fire. He smiles and asks.
"Can I see it?"
"Hahahaha, why would you want to see my rash?" I say laughing.
"Maybe I've had it before and I know how to cure it," he says and wiggles his eyebrows.
I laugh and nervously pull up the hem of my skirt I'm glad I wore my black boy short underwear today, he takes a look at it and touches it, I get a shiver down my spine when he does that.
"It looks just like a sweat rash, the doctor you saw is a dick you just need some talcum powder and some soothing cream," he says and pulls my skirt back down.
"Thanks, maybe I'll use doctor Tré," I say and wink.
"Oh no I'm a gynecologist," he says with a cheeky smile, I laugh and shake my head.
"So what happened last night?" I say and take a gulp of my coffee.
"Well it all started like this..."
I sigh and give him my address I check my medicine cabinet damn I took the last of my medication last night but while I wait I pull out my laptop. Billie is on.
Hannah <3: Hey get those kids under control
Billie-I want friends not lovers: haha yeah I did
Hannah <3: Well that's good I bet they aren't as bad as my little brother was
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Oh..Its ok you didn't grow up in a family of 6...
Hannah <3: Yeah I guess i'm lucky in that way we seem alike
Billie-I want friends not lovers: yeah we do like you're my daughter haha
Hannah <3: Really? Wow I mean those emails I sent before lol
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Yeah I noticed we have tons in common the fun of drinking and shit same kinda childhood
Hannah <3: Wow maybe I was your daughter or something lol
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Maybe lol
Hannah <3: Should I call you dad now? Lol
Billie-I want friends not lovers: haha yeah that would be funny bit old for it?
Hannah <3: ah no probs lol oh I gtg the person I was expecting round has arrived <3 ya dad lol.
Billie-I want friends not lovers: Hey ok lol I gtg to Walmart and pick up a new bottle of milk cause Jakob just drank the last drop ttyl!
I log off and go and answer the door, sure enough Tré is standing there. He looks a lot different off screen he wears a regular t-shirt with a Ramones symbol on it and some shorts and converse. His shirt is exactly the same as the one I'm wearing, I laugh and let him in.
He smiles and goes to kiss me, okay I really want to know what happened now I smile and let him, Hey! How often does a celebrity show up on your front door and come and kiss you?!
I offer him to sit down at my desk; he looks at the desktop its Blink 182 and Green Day. He smiles as I make two coffee's, obviously orange mocha frauppochinos. He laughs and I sit down on the seat opposite him.
"So...about last night I don't really remember anything," I say taking a sip and blushing.
"Haha, it's okay anyway you didn't seem drunk last night," he said, shit I remember...it was my pills! Them and alcohol...it...it has a bit of short-term memory loss. SO THAT'S WHY!
"Fuck I just remembered why I don't remember...I'm on some prescription pills to combat this... er...rash I have on my upper leg," I say blushing like wild fire. He smiles and asks.
"Can I see it?"
"Hahahaha, why would you want to see my rash?" I say laughing.
"Maybe I've had it before and I know how to cure it," he says and wiggles his eyebrows.
I laugh and nervously pull up the hem of my skirt I'm glad I wore my black boy short underwear today, he takes a look at it and touches it, I get a shiver down my spine when he does that.
"It looks just like a sweat rash, the doctor you saw is a dick you just need some talcum powder and some soothing cream," he says and pulls my skirt back down.
"Thanks, maybe I'll use doctor Tré," I say and wink.
"Oh no I'm a gynecologist," he says with a cheeky smile, I laugh and shake my head.
"So what happened last night?" I say and take a gulp of my coffee.
"Well it all started like this..."
