Wtf? You're a cat?, chapter 5
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A few hours later, Tre did come back. He didn't go near me, Jake, or Joey, but was just talking to a very pissed off Billie Joe and Mike. I went up to my room and went over to my computer, starting up AOL and signing on. I'm so happy I have a screename. My friend Nancy was on, so I IMed her.
iDiOt_kittin:hola, nancy
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: hi alex. how r u?
iDiOt_kittin: good. tre just showed up, avoiding me. bj and mike r pissed as hell tho
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: lol. sounds like u live in a fun house
iDiOt_kittin: -.-
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: no way! theres no way ur house cant b fun. u live w/GREEN DAY, ur fav ppl in the world
iDiOt_kittin: well...i kinda ripped a chunk of skin offa tres arm...*hides*
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: *shocked* . .
O
iDiOt_kittin: i know, im an ass. but i was protecting myself! tre was stoned and tried to kiss me! SELF DEFENSE!!
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: then hes the ass! hes the one who came in stoned and tried to make a move on u!
iDiOt_kittin: not to mention he tried to hurt Joey...REALLY pissed me, mike, and bj off
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: WHAT!? JACKASS
iDiOt_kittin: now, now, applaud for Joey
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: *applauds* wht was that for?
iDiOt_kittin: wells...Joey bit tre in the same spot i bit himXD
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: NICE
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: shit, i G2G moms coming byers
iDiOt_kittin: byers 2 u 2
MOVE_YOUR_ASS is no longer signed on.
Oh well. Talk to her tomorrow. Wait a min...whats this...? I peered down at my screen. KELCI!
iDiOt_kittin: KELCIKELCIKELCI
call_me_crazy: ...NO WAY ALEX
iDiOt_kittin: u remember me! YAY
call_me_crazy: how could i not? ur weird, u fag
iDiOt_kittin: for me, thats good, right?
call_me_crazy: um, YEA
iDiOt_kittin: XD
call_me_crazy: so, where u livin now?
iDiOt_kittin: get this...BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
call_me_crazy: ...>.<...i dont believe u
call_me_crazy: LIAR (TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE)
iDiOt_kittin: damn straight u LIAR
call_me_crazy: :0 u called me a liar...*cries* NICOLE! ALEX'S BEING MEAN
play-along: ALEX! hey
iDiOt_kittin: hiyas nicole. and im NOT LYING KELCI
call_me_crazy: yes u r. no way u could b living w/BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
play-along: wht? i dont believe u
iDiOt_kittin: nooo, y wont u belive me...?!?!?!
call_me_crazy: b/c ur lying
play-along: i agree -.-
iDiOt_kittin:*sticks tongue out at u 2* fine. ill get bj and prove it. kelci, gimme ur phone #. u to nicole
call_me_crazy: 557-399-4851
play-along: 557-611-5199
play-along: and u better call!
play-along is no longer signed on.
call_me_crazy: that goes for me to
call_me_crazy is no longer signed on.
I jotted their numbers down and signed off, seeing as how no one wants to talk to me. Jeez, my friends were weird. I skipped (yes, skipped, your eyes aren't decieving you) downstairs and went to get Billie Joe.
"BEEEJAAYY," I hollered, running down the stairs.
"WHAT?" Billie Joe hollered back.
"I need you to call two of my buddies," I said, handing him the piece of paper. "They don't believe I live with you guys. And don't worry, they AREN'T teenies. They outgrew that when they were 9."
"Mmkay, I'll call...hey, what time?" Billie Joe asked, looking back up at me.
I shrugged. "Soon, I guess."
"Alrighty, then, I'll call now." He went over to the kitchen phone and dialed the first number, which was Kelci's. I could hear her scream on the other line. Nicole reacted by pure silence, which meant shock, and then screaming. I laughed this entire time.
iDiOt_kittin:hola, nancy
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: hi alex. how r u?
iDiOt_kittin: good. tre just showed up, avoiding me. bj and mike r pissed as hell tho
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: lol. sounds like u live in a fun house
iDiOt_kittin: -.-
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: no way! theres no way ur house cant b fun. u live w/GREEN DAY, ur fav ppl in the world
iDiOt_kittin: well...i kinda ripped a chunk of skin offa tres arm...*hides*
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: *shocked* . .
O
iDiOt_kittin: i know, im an ass. but i was protecting myself! tre was stoned and tried to kiss me! SELF DEFENSE!!
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: then hes the ass! hes the one who came in stoned and tried to make a move on u!
iDiOt_kittin: not to mention he tried to hurt Joey...REALLY pissed me, mike, and bj off
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: WHAT!? JACKASS
iDiOt_kittin: now, now, applaud for Joey
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: *applauds* wht was that for?
iDiOt_kittin: wells...Joey bit tre in the same spot i bit himXD
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: NICE
MOVE_YOUR_ASS: shit, i G2G moms coming byers
iDiOt_kittin: byers 2 u 2
MOVE_YOUR_ASS is no longer signed on.
Oh well. Talk to her tomorrow. Wait a min...whats this...? I peered down at my screen. KELCI!
iDiOt_kittin: KELCIKELCIKELCI
call_me_crazy: ...NO WAY ALEX
iDiOt_kittin: u remember me! YAY
call_me_crazy: how could i not? ur weird, u fag
iDiOt_kittin: for me, thats good, right?
call_me_crazy: um, YEA
iDiOt_kittin: XD
call_me_crazy: so, where u livin now?
iDiOt_kittin: get this...BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
call_me_crazy: ...>.<...i dont believe u
call_me_crazy: LIAR (TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE)
iDiOt_kittin: damn straight u LIAR
call_me_crazy: :0 u called me a liar...*cries* NICOLE! ALEX'S BEING MEAN
play-along: ALEX! hey
iDiOt_kittin: hiyas nicole. and im NOT LYING KELCI
call_me_crazy: yes u r. no way u could b living w/BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
play-along: wht? i dont believe u
iDiOt_kittin: nooo, y wont u belive me...?!?!?!
call_me_crazy: b/c ur lying
play-along: i agree -.-
iDiOt_kittin:*sticks tongue out at u 2* fine. ill get bj and prove it. kelci, gimme ur phone #. u to nicole
call_me_crazy: 557-399-4851
play-along: 557-611-5199
play-along: and u better call!
play-along is no longer signed on.
call_me_crazy: that goes for me to
call_me_crazy is no longer signed on.
I jotted their numbers down and signed off, seeing as how no one wants to talk to me. Jeez, my friends were weird. I skipped (yes, skipped, your eyes aren't decieving you) downstairs and went to get Billie Joe.
"BEEEJAAYY," I hollered, running down the stairs.
"WHAT?" Billie Joe hollered back.
"I need you to call two of my buddies," I said, handing him the piece of paper. "They don't believe I live with you guys. And don't worry, they AREN'T teenies. They outgrew that when they were 9."
"Mmkay, I'll call...hey, what time?" Billie Joe asked, looking back up at me.
I shrugged. "Soon, I guess."
"Alrighty, then, I'll call now." He went over to the kitchen phone and dialed the first number, which was Kelci's. I could hear her scream on the other line. Nicole reacted by pure silence, which meant shock, and then screaming. I laughed this entire time.
