Ah, You're Leavin' Home, chapter 2
"So...let me get this straight," said Samantha, "You both want to start a band...and Jill, you want to be the bassist. Meg, you want to be the guitarist, and you guys want me to be the drummer?"
Jill and I both looked at each other and started nodding uncontrollably towards Sam. She looked at us as a smile started to creep across her face. I think mine got even bigger after seeing her smile 'cause I knew right away what the answer was.
"Well..." said Sam, "Okay, I'll do it." Once she said that, and even though I knew it before she said it, I started jumping around and screaming. You could say I was a freak, and I WAS, but don't go there. Jill was doing the same thing as me, and Samantha was just staring. Once I had gotten over all the excitement, the bell had rung, and we were off to chorus.
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"Okay class," said Mrs. Prasad--I like to call her Mrs. Pra-fuckhead, though, "Today I want to work with Kerryn and Nora on their solos so they will be absolutley MARVELOUS (she screamed that word), so you people can go up in the back of the adotorrium, okay?" Once she said that we ran away from her, one, because she couldn't yell at us for leaving and two, because she smelled absolutely putrid.
We started talking about daily shit, like what classes we had next until I heard what seemed to be three men talking amongst each other. I just shook the thought because I thought they were just janitors or something like that, but boy was I WRONG!
"So....since there is nothing to talk about, how about we play the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon?" asked Ali.
We all agreed and started the game.
"Kay..." I said. "Well...okay, N...Nicole Bitchy?" I got a bunch of laughs and then a scolding from Samantha 'cause she didn't like it when I swore. "Alright, alright, I was only kidding...Nicole RITCHY!"
Then the game went on like this...
Yo Yo Ma- from Jill
Alan Alda- from Sam, by the way, I have no idea who that is.
Avril Levene- from Ali
Eva Longoria- from me
Antonio Banderas- from Jill
Susan Ward- from Sam
Dustan Hoffman- from Ali
Finally we had gotten to the letter M and I had an outburst. It wasn't even my turn, but who cares, right?
"MIKE DIRNT!" I scream and they all look at me funny. "What? The letter was M and so I said Mike Dirnt! What??"
"It wasn't your turn, idiot!" said Sam, "It was MINE!" I kinda felt bad but then I was unstoppable after I had said Mike Dirnt.
"Speaking of Mike Dirnt...guess what?" I asked in I think what I thought was the happiest I have been since that morning. "Guess who's coming out with anothe album?" Once they heard me say this they all groaned becuase they knew I would be talking about Green Day non-stop for a long time.
Then they all got these weird expressions on my face which turned to smiles and sniggers.
"What? You guys look like freaks, you know. Oh, and now your sniggering?" I turned around then started to fake cry. Then I noticed that there were three people, what seemed to be men right in front of me. I took my hands away from my face and just stared.
Jill and I both looked at each other and started nodding uncontrollably towards Sam. She looked at us as a smile started to creep across her face. I think mine got even bigger after seeing her smile 'cause I knew right away what the answer was.
"Well..." said Sam, "Okay, I'll do it." Once she said that, and even though I knew it before she said it, I started jumping around and screaming. You could say I was a freak, and I WAS, but don't go there. Jill was doing the same thing as me, and Samantha was just staring. Once I had gotten over all the excitement, the bell had rung, and we were off to chorus.
***
"Okay class," said Mrs. Prasad--I like to call her Mrs. Pra-fuckhead, though, "Today I want to work with Kerryn and Nora on their solos so they will be absolutley MARVELOUS (she screamed that word), so you people can go up in the back of the adotorrium, okay?" Once she said that we ran away from her, one, because she couldn't yell at us for leaving and two, because she smelled absolutely putrid.
We started talking about daily shit, like what classes we had next until I heard what seemed to be three men talking amongst each other. I just shook the thought because I thought they were just janitors or something like that, but boy was I WRONG!
"So....since there is nothing to talk about, how about we play the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon?" asked Ali.
We all agreed and started the game.
"Kay..." I said. "Well...okay, N...Nicole Bitchy?" I got a bunch of laughs and then a scolding from Samantha 'cause she didn't like it when I swore. "Alright, alright, I was only kidding...Nicole RITCHY!"
Then the game went on like this...
Yo Yo Ma- from Jill
Alan Alda- from Sam, by the way, I have no idea who that is.
Avril Levene- from Ali
Eva Longoria- from me
Antonio Banderas- from Jill
Susan Ward- from Sam
Dustan Hoffman- from Ali
Finally we had gotten to the letter M and I had an outburst. It wasn't even my turn, but who cares, right?
"MIKE DIRNT!" I scream and they all look at me funny. "What? The letter was M and so I said Mike Dirnt! What??"
"It wasn't your turn, idiot!" said Sam, "It was MINE!" I kinda felt bad but then I was unstoppable after I had said Mike Dirnt.
"Speaking of Mike Dirnt...guess what?" I asked in I think what I thought was the happiest I have been since that morning. "Guess who's coming out with anothe album?" Once they heard me say this they all groaned becuase they knew I would be talking about Green Day non-stop for a long time.
Then they all got these weird expressions on my face which turned to smiles and sniggers.
"What? You guys look like freaks, you know. Oh, and now your sniggering?" I turned around then started to fake cry. Then I noticed that there were three people, what seemed to be men right in front of me. I took my hands away from my face and just stared.
