Ah, You're Leavin' Home, chapter 3
Recap:
I had pouted because I thought my friends were laughing at me but they actually weren't. So now...there are these three guys in front of me and well...you'll just have to read the rest of the story to find out!!!
End Recap: Back to Story
Oh.....my......God, I thought. I think I was about to have the biggest teenie moment EVER! In front of me, stood the three greatest men, the three biggest punks, the three best lookng, my three idols.
Before me stood Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY PINCH MEEEEE!!!!!!!" I said. And as I had asked Tre Cool walked up to me and pinched my ass. At that I turned red but started laughing along with the amused looks of the rest of the band and the disgusted looks from my friends. I didn't mind a bit though...so lets just say my friends were "jealous", shall we?
"I take it your a fan?" asked Billie Joe
"Damn straight!" I half yelled.
"She is a huge fan of you guys. And I mean HUGE!" exclaimed Jill. "She loves you so much it's sickening! Especially, TRE!!!"
When I heard this I put my foot behind hers and pulled it forwards. At this she tripped and fell on her ass. "Next time you embarrass me," I said through clenched teeth. "I swear to God, you're gonna wish you had just shut the fuck up, god dammit!"
I think the guys from Green Day heard me say it 'cause I could hear them chuckling a bit. I turned to them and said, "Oh yeah...she was just kidding. I mean, you know...what a FREAK!" I had turned a deeper shade of red because Tre had come over to me.
"Awww...it's okay," he said as he slung his muscular arm around me. "I still like you. I know how freaks are. I mean, I deal with Mike just about everyday!" Mike just rolled his eyes and said he had to go take a piss and that he'd be right back.
"Wait...how come you guys are here? In our school auditorium.... that is on the other side of the country from where you live?" I asked wonderingly.
"Oh," said Tre. "We just thought we would take a little vacation and then we got lost because BILLIE HERE TOOK A WRONG TURN!!! So yeah, we thought 'Hey, lets get some directions!' and we came here figuring you guys had maps. then we got lost in the school and ended up here!"
"Wooooooooww...you actually remembered except for the part where I got us lost! It wasn't my fault and we weren't even lost!" said Billie Joe.
"Guys, just shut the hell up, already! Your acting like four year olds!"
"Hey," I said. "Who says you can't act your IQ?"
At this Tre got a hurt look on his face and started throwing a tantrum while Billie Joe and the rest of us were laughing our asses off at Tre and Mike fighting because Mike was trying to stop Tre from breaking anything.
I bet your wondering where everyone else from our chorus class is, huh? Yeah... well at that point I had realized that no one else was here except for Billie Joe, Mike, Tre, Myself, Samurai, and Jilly. The rest had gone to classes. Also, no one really likes Green Day from our Middle school, (I'm actually NOT kidding, seriously. Not because it's just a story but it really is true at my school.)
"Hey...where'd everyone go?" I asked. "SHIT!!! I THINK THE BELL RANG!!! FUCK!"
"Geeze...calm down Meg, it's just school!" said Billie Joe.
"Yeah, but you don't understand. We can't miss any classes! We had high school next year an-"
"Meg, your not going any where anyway...you're gonna be a rock star!" said Jill.
I just stared at her kind of pissed off because I thought she said that to get Billie Joe all warmed up to us, and it had worked which was very fucky, if you will. I mean, hey, I would love to join Adeline Records, any record company really, but it had sounded like Jill was sure of herself. I also doubted her assumption, but her and Samantha seem to think differently. I really don't see why though.
"...guitar?" asked Billie Joe.
"What? Ummm...yeah, but don't go by Jill, she's just an asshole. She didn't mean to say that. I'm not that good, really," I said.
"Come on...let's see you play," said Mike.
"No, really, I'm not that good. Actually I learned not even a year ago, really I'm not good."
"No! She's really good!" said Sam. "She taught herself, she's great. And she knows a crap load of your songs. I think. I mean, she's always telling us 'Hey, listen to this shit, man! It's Green Day!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!'" Sam half mocked this but was actually telling the truth.
"Listen, I'm not that good. They're just being weird, okay?" I said.
"Come on. Let's here you play something! Please? I mean, if they say your that good, you must be pretty damn good, right?" said Billie Joe. I huffed and said I would be right back. I really didn't want to play for them though. I knew I would get nervous and tense up and all. I don't play good in front of people besides close friends and very very close family. I don't usually play much in front of people because I do better when I just experiment by myself and screw around a bit.
I had gotten back to them with a potable amp and electric guitar. "Okay...what do you guys wanna hear?" I asked sort of irritated cuz my friends had gotten me into this mess. But, I guess I will have to thank them.
"Whatever your best song is, I guess," said Tre. I agreed and started strumming the chords to 'Stuck With Me'. I got interrupted though by a certain some one though.
"SING! SING! SING!" said Tre. "Can you sing? Can she sing Jill? Huh? Can she? TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, she can sing too! SING MEG!!! SINGGGGGG!!!" said Jillian. At this I wanted to go up to her and tell her to shut the fuck up before I would shove my foot halfway down her throat and the other one half way up her ass and then see if she could tell me to sing then. I almost did when she got the message and ran off to god knows where.
"Listen, I don't want to sing, okay? I can't. I'm horrible, okay? I sound like Tre choking a hairball!" I said. Of course Tre started to fak cry and we all rolled our eyes but laughed a bit at his childishness, though I would have done the same.
After a while of pleading from Sam, and constant persuading from Billie, Mike, and Tre I had finally given in.
"JESUS CHRIST! FINE! I WILL FUCKING SING FOR GOD's SAKE JUST..... TRE STOP WHINING, SAM, SHUT THE FUCK UP, JILL STOP PINCHING ME AND THREATENING ME!!!!!! AND BILLIE AND MIKE!!! DO THE SAME AS SAM ANS SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!!!! I WILL SING GOD DAMN IT!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!" I said. Yes, I do have a large profanity-filled vocabulary, don't I? And I am damn proud of it!
They all shut up at my sudden outburst and listened intently. I got an idea and thought I would sing Wake Me Up When September Ends. I felt bad for singing it in front of Billie, but I really wanted to. That's the song I sing best to. So I started singing.
"Wake me up, when September ends! Wake me up, when September ends...WAKE me up WHEN September ends."
Billie had tears in his eyes, and I felt really bad then. I wish I had never even sung the freakin' song. I just had that feeling in your gut when you wanna do something ya know, and you think it really is a good idea. I was really mad at my stomach now cuz it had made Billie Joe cry! He had tears coming from his glazed over, puffy, red green eyes.
"I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have sung that," I said apologetically.
"No, no, that was beautiful!" Billie Joe said in between sobs. Then I had finally noticed that Tre, Mike, Sam, and Jill were just staring at me. Kind of...amazed I guess? I don't know what they were amazed at thought. Maybe the fact that I had made my idol cry? Yeah, I think that might have been it, but I guess I was wrong because they all just burst out into talking maniacs, especially Tre...maybe he had sugar before i met him...yeah I think so. Anyway, they were saying how good I had done and all that. I guess I had done well becuase Billie Joe cam up to me and hugged me. He whispered something in my ear though.
"Listen," he whispered. I got tingles down my spine. I don't know its wrong cuz he's a lot older and has a wife but I couldn't help it. But Tre was more my type. Come to think of it, I think we would have been perfect, if it hadn't been for that one day, but I'm getting to that. Don't worry! "I want to sign you. Do you know a drummer and bassist?"
"YEAH!" I yelled right to him. I think I scared him cuz he jumped back and was sort of...petrified? Anyway, I pointed to Samantha and Jilly and said "They can play!"
A smile crept across his face and said...
I had pouted because I thought my friends were laughing at me but they actually weren't. So now...there are these three guys in front of me and well...you'll just have to read the rest of the story to find out!!!
End Recap: Back to Story
Oh.....my......God, I thought. I think I was about to have the biggest teenie moment EVER! In front of me, stood the three greatest men, the three biggest punks, the three best lookng, my three idols.
Before me stood Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY PINCH MEEEEE!!!!!!!" I said. And as I had asked Tre Cool walked up to me and pinched my ass. At that I turned red but started laughing along with the amused looks of the rest of the band and the disgusted looks from my friends. I didn't mind a bit though...so lets just say my friends were "jealous", shall we?
"I take it your a fan?" asked Billie Joe
"Damn straight!" I half yelled.
"She is a huge fan of you guys. And I mean HUGE!" exclaimed Jill. "She loves you so much it's sickening! Especially, TRE!!!"
When I heard this I put my foot behind hers and pulled it forwards. At this she tripped and fell on her ass. "Next time you embarrass me," I said through clenched teeth. "I swear to God, you're gonna wish you had just shut the fuck up, god dammit!"
I think the guys from Green Day heard me say it 'cause I could hear them chuckling a bit. I turned to them and said, "Oh yeah...she was just kidding. I mean, you know...what a FREAK!" I had turned a deeper shade of red because Tre had come over to me.
"Awww...it's okay," he said as he slung his muscular arm around me. "I still like you. I know how freaks are. I mean, I deal with Mike just about everyday!" Mike just rolled his eyes and said he had to go take a piss and that he'd be right back.
"Wait...how come you guys are here? In our school auditorium.... that is on the other side of the country from where you live?" I asked wonderingly.
"Oh," said Tre. "We just thought we would take a little vacation and then we got lost because BILLIE HERE TOOK A WRONG TURN!!! So yeah, we thought 'Hey, lets get some directions!' and we came here figuring you guys had maps. then we got lost in the school and ended up here!"
"Wooooooooww...you actually remembered except for the part where I got us lost! It wasn't my fault and we weren't even lost!" said Billie Joe.
"Guys, just shut the hell up, already! Your acting like four year olds!"
"Hey," I said. "Who says you can't act your IQ?"
At this Tre got a hurt look on his face and started throwing a tantrum while Billie Joe and the rest of us were laughing our asses off at Tre and Mike fighting because Mike was trying to stop Tre from breaking anything.
I bet your wondering where everyone else from our chorus class is, huh? Yeah... well at that point I had realized that no one else was here except for Billie Joe, Mike, Tre, Myself, Samurai, and Jilly. The rest had gone to classes. Also, no one really likes Green Day from our Middle school, (I'm actually NOT kidding, seriously. Not because it's just a story but it really is true at my school.)
"Hey...where'd everyone go?" I asked. "SHIT!!! I THINK THE BELL RANG!!! FUCK!"
"Geeze...calm down Meg, it's just school!" said Billie Joe.
"Yeah, but you don't understand. We can't miss any classes! We had high school next year an-"
"Meg, your not going any where anyway...you're gonna be a rock star!" said Jill.
I just stared at her kind of pissed off because I thought she said that to get Billie Joe all warmed up to us, and it had worked which was very fucky, if you will. I mean, hey, I would love to join Adeline Records, any record company really, but it had sounded like Jill was sure of herself. I also doubted her assumption, but her and Samantha seem to think differently. I really don't see why though.
"...guitar?" asked Billie Joe.
"What? Ummm...yeah, but don't go by Jill, she's just an asshole. She didn't mean to say that. I'm not that good, really," I said.
"Come on...let's see you play," said Mike.
"No, really, I'm not that good. Actually I learned not even a year ago, really I'm not good."
"No! She's really good!" said Sam. "She taught herself, she's great. And she knows a crap load of your songs. I think. I mean, she's always telling us 'Hey, listen to this shit, man! It's Green Day!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!'" Sam half mocked this but was actually telling the truth.
"Listen, I'm not that good. They're just being weird, okay?" I said.
"Come on. Let's here you play something! Please? I mean, if they say your that good, you must be pretty damn good, right?" said Billie Joe. I huffed and said I would be right back. I really didn't want to play for them though. I knew I would get nervous and tense up and all. I don't play good in front of people besides close friends and very very close family. I don't usually play much in front of people because I do better when I just experiment by myself and screw around a bit.
I had gotten back to them with a potable amp and electric guitar. "Okay...what do you guys wanna hear?" I asked sort of irritated cuz my friends had gotten me into this mess. But, I guess I will have to thank them.
"Whatever your best song is, I guess," said Tre. I agreed and started strumming the chords to 'Stuck With Me'. I got interrupted though by a certain some one though.
"SING! SING! SING!" said Tre. "Can you sing? Can she sing Jill? Huh? Can she? TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, she can sing too! SING MEG!!! SINGGGGGG!!!" said Jillian. At this I wanted to go up to her and tell her to shut the fuck up before I would shove my foot halfway down her throat and the other one half way up her ass and then see if she could tell me to sing then. I almost did when she got the message and ran off to god knows where.
"Listen, I don't want to sing, okay? I can't. I'm horrible, okay? I sound like Tre choking a hairball!" I said. Of course Tre started to fak cry and we all rolled our eyes but laughed a bit at his childishness, though I would have done the same.
After a while of pleading from Sam, and constant persuading from Billie, Mike, and Tre I had finally given in.
"JESUS CHRIST! FINE! I WILL FUCKING SING FOR GOD's SAKE JUST..... TRE STOP WHINING, SAM, SHUT THE FUCK UP, JILL STOP PINCHING ME AND THREATENING ME!!!!!! AND BILLIE AND MIKE!!! DO THE SAME AS SAM ANS SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!!!! I WILL SING GOD DAMN IT!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!" I said. Yes, I do have a large profanity-filled vocabulary, don't I? And I am damn proud of it!
They all shut up at my sudden outburst and listened intently. I got an idea and thought I would sing Wake Me Up When September Ends. I felt bad for singing it in front of Billie, but I really wanted to. That's the song I sing best to. So I started singing.
"Wake me up, when September ends! Wake me up, when September ends...WAKE me up WHEN September ends."
Billie had tears in his eyes, and I felt really bad then. I wish I had never even sung the freakin' song. I just had that feeling in your gut when you wanna do something ya know, and you think it really is a good idea. I was really mad at my stomach now cuz it had made Billie Joe cry! He had tears coming from his glazed over, puffy, red green eyes.
"I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have sung that," I said apologetically.
"No, no, that was beautiful!" Billie Joe said in between sobs. Then I had finally noticed that Tre, Mike, Sam, and Jill were just staring at me. Kind of...amazed I guess? I don't know what they were amazed at thought. Maybe the fact that I had made my idol cry? Yeah, I think that might have been it, but I guess I was wrong because they all just burst out into talking maniacs, especially Tre...maybe he had sugar before i met him...yeah I think so. Anyway, they were saying how good I had done and all that. I guess I had done well becuase Billie Joe cam up to me and hugged me. He whispered something in my ear though.
"Listen," he whispered. I got tingles down my spine. I don't know its wrong cuz he's a lot older and has a wife but I couldn't help it. But Tre was more my type. Come to think of it, I think we would have been perfect, if it hadn't been for that one day, but I'm getting to that. Don't worry! "I want to sign you. Do you know a drummer and bassist?"
"YEAH!" I yelled right to him. I think I scared him cuz he jumped back and was sort of...petrified? Anyway, I pointed to Samantha and Jilly and said "They can play!"
A smile crept across his face and said...
