2 Plus 2 Equals 4, And Then 1 More!, chapter 3
Billie Joe, Tre, and Mike's House
*Tre's P.O.V.*
I was sitting on the couch, watching everyone together. They are such poopieheads. Billie had his arm around Jewel, Mike had his arm around Mallory and I'm stuck with this stupid pillow. Their eyes where all glued to the TV, we were watching "Beavis and Butthead." Ha Ha. BUNGHOLE!! I was feeling kind of lonely so I reached down my pants quietly and I made sure no one was looking. Time for some fun! I was having some fun until I heard a voice that made me jump.
"TRE!" Billie screamed.
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" Mike asked.
"Well, I was feeling really lonely, my hand was too, and so was my penis, so I decided to make them have a date and well-" I was cut off.
"GROSS!" Mallory said.
I rolled my eyes.
"Tre, go to your room and do that," Billie said pointing to my room.
"FINE! Asshole, it's not like you don't jack off when you're bored," I said standing up.
"Yeah, I do, but not in the freaking living room with four other people IN THE ROOM," he screamed.
I flicked him and went to my room to continue the fun I was having.
*Back To Jewel's P.O.V.*
"Sorry about him. He can get kind of... weird," Billie said getting red.
"It's fine. Don't sweat it," I said smiling.
He grinned at me.
"So, where were we?" I heard Mike ask my sister and then he leaned in to kiss her.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" I screamed in his face.
"Uh- I think I was about to kiss her, until you rudely interrupted." he said calmly.
"JEWEL!" Mallory said but I ignored her.
"You are not going to kiss my sister, you asshole!" I screamed again.
"I think, she's old enough to make her own decisions," he said rudely.
I pushed him to the floor, and then I felt Billie pulled me towards him.
"Calm down! Mike's a good guy," he said softly and rubbing my shoulders.
"Good guy my ass. He wants to make out with my sister. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!" I said looking at him.
"I wanted to make out with you," he said looking in my eyes.
I blushed and then said, "I didn't say you couldn't."
"Well, I don't want your sister to blow up in my face, tell me I can't make out with you, and then push me to the floor," he said.
"She can't tell me what to do, I can make my own de-...oh," I said getting the point he was trying to make.
Everyone starred at me and smiled, "Sorry Mallory, Sorry Mike," I said softly.
*Tre's P.O.V.*
I was sitting on the couch, watching everyone together. They are such poopieheads. Billie had his arm around Jewel, Mike had his arm around Mallory and I'm stuck with this stupid pillow. Their eyes where all glued to the TV, we were watching "Beavis and Butthead." Ha Ha. BUNGHOLE!! I was feeling kind of lonely so I reached down my pants quietly and I made sure no one was looking. Time for some fun! I was having some fun until I heard a voice that made me jump.
"TRE!" Billie screamed.
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" Mike asked.
"Well, I was feeling really lonely, my hand was too, and so was my penis, so I decided to make them have a date and well-" I was cut off.
"GROSS!" Mallory said.
I rolled my eyes.
"Tre, go to your room and do that," Billie said pointing to my room.
"FINE! Asshole, it's not like you don't jack off when you're bored," I said standing up.
"Yeah, I do, but not in the freaking living room with four other people IN THE ROOM," he screamed.
I flicked him and went to my room to continue the fun I was having.
*Back To Jewel's P.O.V.*
"Sorry about him. He can get kind of... weird," Billie said getting red.
"It's fine. Don't sweat it," I said smiling.
He grinned at me.
"So, where were we?" I heard Mike ask my sister and then he leaned in to kiss her.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" I screamed in his face.
"Uh- I think I was about to kiss her, until you rudely interrupted." he said calmly.
"JEWEL!" Mallory said but I ignored her.
"You are not going to kiss my sister, you asshole!" I screamed again.
"I think, she's old enough to make her own decisions," he said rudely.
I pushed him to the floor, and then I felt Billie pulled me towards him.
"Calm down! Mike's a good guy," he said softly and rubbing my shoulders.
"Good guy my ass. He wants to make out with my sister. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!" I said looking at him.
"I wanted to make out with you," he said looking in my eyes.
I blushed and then said, "I didn't say you couldn't."
"Well, I don't want your sister to blow up in my face, tell me I can't make out with you, and then push me to the floor," he said.
"She can't tell me what to do, I can make my own de-...oh," I said getting the point he was trying to make.
Everyone starred at me and smiled, "Sorry Mallory, Sorry Mike," I said softly.
