Nicky and Tyson, Best Buddies For Life, Right?, chapter 1
"Nicky, you know what you need? A girlfriend, a girlfriend that has a some junk in her trunk."
"Tyson! Are you on crack?! I mean all we got is each other, and that's all we'll ever need. I mean we don't need hot girlfriends to make us complete. We already have the band, matching tats, and we're best friends for life. What could possibly be any better than that?"
"Look, if we don't get girlfriends sooner or later, everybody is gonna think we're gay. Do you want that little Nicky?"
"No, but what if I don't wanna get a girlfriend right now, what's gonna happen? I'll be called a gay guitarist for the rest of my life? Wow, that really hurts."
"Man, quit being sarcastic, and do something fun in your life, besides getting more tattoos, you're hurting yourself."
"Dude! You're just jealous, because you only have one and I got six! Ha! In your face!"
"Dude, I'm gonna get you back for that."
"Whatever."
As you can predict, we're Tyson and Nicky from The All American Rejects. We've been around for quite some time, probably since '04, and we've been great hits ever since. I know I may not have a girl with me right now, but what's the hurry? I mean Tyson is completely freaking out about this, and well, he seems quite disturbed. He's like the dude with the looks, don't you notice that the lead singers are always the ones with the looks?! Doesn't anyone think I am sexy?! Well I guess not, 'cuz I didn't hear a loud "yes," but you get the picture. Right now we're just chilling and spending the weekend together, while the other dudes go and chill with their other halfs and what not. We're completely bored out of our minds, and probably Tyson is gonna have the dumbest idea of going chick hunting, but that has been one of my favorite hobbies, besides practicing with the guys.
Right now I'm just sitting on my bed, not listening to a word Tyson is saying. "And then, she comes up to me and says, 'Hey sexy,' and I was like, 'Come on chick, is that your best pick up line?' Are you even listening to me?"
"No, I'm imagining what this chick must look like."
"You idiot, let's go chick hunting, since we're in Miami."
"Okay, sounds great."
We get up from our resting positions and head out the door. We just start walking on the small sidewalk, with the bright sun shining on our faces. I never noticed how hot Miami is and how many hot chicks could you see in this place. Tyson pointed at this chick and said, "You see Nicky? That's what you should be getting right now, and that chick over there has my name written all over her."
I roll my eyes and say, "Dude, you seriously need to get laid."
He replied, "You think? I mean I haven't tasted the leather since, I don't know, Vegas?"
I nodded and said, "Yup, got that straight, let's go talk to these chicks."
"Tyson! Are you on crack?! I mean all we got is each other, and that's all we'll ever need. I mean we don't need hot girlfriends to make us complete. We already have the band, matching tats, and we're best friends for life. What could possibly be any better than that?"
"Look, if we don't get girlfriends sooner or later, everybody is gonna think we're gay. Do you want that little Nicky?"
"No, but what if I don't wanna get a girlfriend right now, what's gonna happen? I'll be called a gay guitarist for the rest of my life? Wow, that really hurts."
"Man, quit being sarcastic, and do something fun in your life, besides getting more tattoos, you're hurting yourself."
"Dude! You're just jealous, because you only have one and I got six! Ha! In your face!"
"Dude, I'm gonna get you back for that."
"Whatever."
As you can predict, we're Tyson and Nicky from The All American Rejects. We've been around for quite some time, probably since '04, and we've been great hits ever since. I know I may not have a girl with me right now, but what's the hurry? I mean Tyson is completely freaking out about this, and well, he seems quite disturbed. He's like the dude with the looks, don't you notice that the lead singers are always the ones with the looks?! Doesn't anyone think I am sexy?! Well I guess not, 'cuz I didn't hear a loud "yes," but you get the picture. Right now we're just chilling and spending the weekend together, while the other dudes go and chill with their other halfs and what not. We're completely bored out of our minds, and probably Tyson is gonna have the dumbest idea of going chick hunting, but that has been one of my favorite hobbies, besides practicing with the guys.
Right now I'm just sitting on my bed, not listening to a word Tyson is saying. "And then, she comes up to me and says, 'Hey sexy,' and I was like, 'Come on chick, is that your best pick up line?' Are you even listening to me?"
"No, I'm imagining what this chick must look like."
"You idiot, let's go chick hunting, since we're in Miami."
"Okay, sounds great."
We get up from our resting positions and head out the door. We just start walking on the small sidewalk, with the bright sun shining on our faces. I never noticed how hot Miami is and how many hot chicks could you see in this place. Tyson pointed at this chick and said, "You see Nicky? That's what you should be getting right now, and that chick over there has my name written all over her."
I roll my eyes and say, "Dude, you seriously need to get laid."
He replied, "You think? I mean I haven't tasted the leather since, I don't know, Vegas?"
I nodded and said, "Yup, got that straight, let's go talk to these chicks."
