Billie and Adrienne: True Love, chapter 1
"Wake up sleepy head!!!" I yelled to my husband who was peacefully sleeping. I'm a good wife, you know. I wake my husband from his peaceful slumber by yelling and jumping on the bed right next to his head. It doesn't help the fact that he has a hangover. I am glad Joey and Jakob are staying at Tre's house with Frankito. So they don't have to seem him during a hangover. He grabbed my ankle and pulled it out from under me. I instantly fell off of the bed. He just
chuckled.
"Oh, you shouldn't have done that!" I said in a 'oh-no-you-didn't' type of voice.
I knew he doesn't like to hear himself sing so I have a great idea in mind. I got 2 pans and on the cd player I put in Kerplunk (he hates the older ones the most). I put it on Christie Road. I put it on full blast and start singing along in the worst voice ever.
Staring out of my window
Watching the cars go rolling by
My friends are gone
"Okay I'm up." Billie said, well, rather yelled at me. I turned my music off. I didn't even get to bang my pans. Just like Tre bangs his drums. Oh well, I could always bang Billie later. "Adie, I feel like I'm going to be sick."
I laughed at the way his body was the top part of his body was on the ground and the bottom part was still on the bed.
"Then go to the bathroom and wait for it to come." I instructed him. He tried to lift himself off of the bed but he just ended of rolling off and landing with heavy thud. He instantly crawled into the bathroom. I heard him puke. That was my cue to go and help him through it. He helped me through labor twice and I help him while he's puking great deal. I went in and started rubbing his back.
"Why me?" he asked, followed by several moans
"Because you drank an ass-load last night," I responded.
"It was all Tre's fault, he made me do shots with him. Hey ,you were there. Why aren't you kneeling beside me," he paused to puke again, "sharing a part of this unpleasant journey with me?"
"Because I didn't drink too much because I knew you'd be getting drunk to the maximum." I said as he puked twice more. Thank God he's using a toilet because there is no way in hell I would be cleaning it up.
"You're a smart woman," he said while I brushed some hair out of his eyes.
"Well, I try. Are you done?" he only nodded his head "Well brush your teeth then meet me in the kitchen" I instructed.
"Yes sergeant." he replied, his voice packed with sarcasm. I got up but not without giving him a peck on the cheek.
I ran into the kitchen. I turned on the radio that was attached to the cabinet. I started to make breakfast for the two of us. When I was finishing up Billie came down. His hair was still full of water from when he took a shower 20 seconds before. He came closer to me and shook his head like a bat out of hell, (author's note: I used a thesaurus), which means very fast so I was practically soaked with water
"Good morning," he whispered to me after he gave me a kiss.
"Good morning to you."
"After breakfast, Tre wants us to go over." So we finished up breakfast and were on the way to Tre's house.
chuckled.
"Oh, you shouldn't have done that!" I said in a 'oh-no-you-didn't' type of voice.
I knew he doesn't like to hear himself sing so I have a great idea in mind. I got 2 pans and on the cd player I put in Kerplunk (he hates the older ones the most). I put it on Christie Road. I put it on full blast and start singing along in the worst voice ever.
Staring out of my window
Watching the cars go rolling by
My friends are gone
"Okay I'm up." Billie said, well, rather yelled at me. I turned my music off. I didn't even get to bang my pans. Just like Tre bangs his drums. Oh well, I could always bang Billie later. "Adie, I feel like I'm going to be sick."
I laughed at the way his body was the top part of his body was on the ground and the bottom part was still on the bed.
"Then go to the bathroom and wait for it to come." I instructed him. He tried to lift himself off of the bed but he just ended of rolling off and landing with heavy thud. He instantly crawled into the bathroom. I heard him puke. That was my cue to go and help him through it. He helped me through labor twice and I help him while he's puking great deal. I went in and started rubbing his back.
"Why me?" he asked, followed by several moans
"Because you drank an ass-load last night," I responded.
"It was all Tre's fault, he made me do shots with him. Hey ,you were there. Why aren't you kneeling beside me," he paused to puke again, "sharing a part of this unpleasant journey with me?"
"Because I didn't drink too much because I knew you'd be getting drunk to the maximum." I said as he puked twice more. Thank God he's using a toilet because there is no way in hell I would be cleaning it up.
"You're a smart woman," he said while I brushed some hair out of his eyes.
"Well, I try. Are you done?" he only nodded his head "Well brush your teeth then meet me in the kitchen" I instructed.
"Yes sergeant." he replied, his voice packed with sarcasm. I got up but not without giving him a peck on the cheek.
I ran into the kitchen. I turned on the radio that was attached to the cabinet. I started to make breakfast for the two of us. When I was finishing up Billie came down. His hair was still full of water from when he took a shower 20 seconds before. He came closer to me and shook his head like a bat out of hell, (author's note: I used a thesaurus), which means very fast so I was practically soaked with water
"Good morning," he whispered to me after he gave me a kiss.
"Good morning to you."
"After breakfast, Tre wants us to go over." So we finished up breakfast and were on the way to Tre's house.
Page 1/4 | Next
