Billie and Adrienne: True Love, chapter 2
I waited for Billie to walk in first knowing Tre liked to pull pranks on the people who walked into his house. You would think that after all these years you would think he would remember but nnnoooo. He turned the doorknob knowing he only locked the door during the night, and he puts his tie on the door to warn he has a lady, but you would know when you got close the door you could hear them going at right next to the door. It is sick, it sounds like their eating a tuna sandwich with 99.99% mayonnaise.
Right then a bucket of water fell on his head. And when I say water I mean ice water. His teeth started chattering and his whole body started shivering.
"TRE!!!!!!" Billie yelled angrily. Tre walked in laughing his head off with Joey &Jakob & Frankito following suite. I started giggling. Billie sent me an evil glare. I just stuck out my tongue. Billie returned the favor.
"Trey, biwie stuck his tongue at me," I said in an innocent 3 year old voice. Rocking slightly from side to side. With my eyes wide open. With my hair covering parts of my face.
"She started it!" he said doing the same thing I was doing.
"Is this true?" he asked me.
"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm, maybe," I said very optimistically.
"Well you both are getting time outs, after you hug kiss and say you're sorry," he said as if he was a judge. He grabbed a drumstick and pounded it against the wood door. Sometimes I think he can read my mind. I turned to my beloved husband and smiled a sweet smile. All I got was a mischievous smile. Knowing that when tre says timeouts he means sex. We hugged each other and said I love you at the same time, and hurried out the door.
Before Billie could even turn off the engine I had jumped out of the car and was already hiding when he came in. I saw him head up the stair. I quickly went into the backyard. I knew it was going to take him a while to find me. I was standing next to the edge of the pool remembering all the happy moments spent in that pool, the birthdays, the parties, the late nights. Suddenly I felt 2 hands on my back push me into the pool. I came up chocking on the water I had swallowed. Billie was there laughing his head off looking at the sky. I grabbed his ankle and pulling him in also.
"Oh we're going to have to settle this Tre style," he said looking at me. He pulled me into a big bear hug while kissing me and dragging me into the house to our warm bed that was going to be soaking wet in a mater of seconds. I'll let your imagination run wild.
After about 2 hours we went back to tre's house to find him, his son, and our two sons playing football, in the pool. Nice I'm going to have two freezing kids.
"Billie come join us," Tre said as Billie jumped in, nice up to three kids. "Adie"
"Honey."
"Mom."
"Mom."
"Aunt Adie."
"Hell no."
"Why not!" they all asked in unison.
"Because I already went for a swim earlier. And I had enough of water for a while."
"Dude, my man," Tre said as he turned to Billie and gave him a high five. I just shook my head as I watched them play their game of football. We ended up staying for dinner. Me-n-Eds sure is good, especially if it's free. Don't ask why it's free. It was late by the time we headed home. So the boys just stayed. Oh well. It's Saturday. I don't care.
I woke up and heard yelling in the entertainment room. As I got closer I recognized the voices. They belonged to Billie and my bro, Steve. Then suddenly it hit me that he was staying for 2 weeks. Nice 2 weeks with my younger brother. Wonderful, just wonderful. I quickly went upstairs and changed out of my monkey p.j's. I know I'm still 11. I'm like 11 going on 36.
I walked into the kitchen. I grabbed a bowl and filled it with Cocoa Puffs. I walked in to the entertainment room and sat in between them on the floor and started to eat. And it's kind of obvious they were playing American Wasteland.
"So when does this competition end?" I asked my brother after he gave me a one-arm hug, after he paused the game.
"In 4 weeks."
"What?" I asked surprised
"They're postponing it for 2 weeks."
"You could stay if you want."
"Thanks, you're the best sister in the world," he said sarcastically.
"Billie already said you could huh."
"Noooooooo, yeah he did," I just chuckled.
"Well it isn't everyday my little browther came to visit me," I said brother in a 3 year-old voice. As I ruffled his hair.
"Don't touch the do," he said as he smoothed it back down.
"What baby don't like.," I said while I pinched his cheek like how our aunt did until she died. And I was 18.
"No," he plainly answered.
Right then a bucket of water fell on his head. And when I say water I mean ice water. His teeth started chattering and his whole body started shivering.
"TRE!!!!!!" Billie yelled angrily. Tre walked in laughing his head off with Joey &Jakob & Frankito following suite. I started giggling. Billie sent me an evil glare. I just stuck out my tongue. Billie returned the favor.
"Trey, biwie stuck his tongue at me," I said in an innocent 3 year old voice. Rocking slightly from side to side. With my eyes wide open. With my hair covering parts of my face.
"She started it!" he said doing the same thing I was doing.
"Is this true?" he asked me.
"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm, maybe," I said very optimistically.
"Well you both are getting time outs, after you hug kiss and say you're sorry," he said as if he was a judge. He grabbed a drumstick and pounded it against the wood door. Sometimes I think he can read my mind. I turned to my beloved husband and smiled a sweet smile. All I got was a mischievous smile. Knowing that when tre says timeouts he means sex. We hugged each other and said I love you at the same time, and hurried out the door.
Before Billie could even turn off the engine I had jumped out of the car and was already hiding when he came in. I saw him head up the stair. I quickly went into the backyard. I knew it was going to take him a while to find me. I was standing next to the edge of the pool remembering all the happy moments spent in that pool, the birthdays, the parties, the late nights. Suddenly I felt 2 hands on my back push me into the pool. I came up chocking on the water I had swallowed. Billie was there laughing his head off looking at the sky. I grabbed his ankle and pulling him in also.
"Oh we're going to have to settle this Tre style," he said looking at me. He pulled me into a big bear hug while kissing me and dragging me into the house to our warm bed that was going to be soaking wet in a mater of seconds. I'll let your imagination run wild.
After about 2 hours we went back to tre's house to find him, his son, and our two sons playing football, in the pool. Nice I'm going to have two freezing kids.
"Billie come join us," Tre said as Billie jumped in, nice up to three kids. "Adie"
"Honey."
"Mom."
"Mom."
"Aunt Adie."
"Hell no."
"Why not!" they all asked in unison.
"Because I already went for a swim earlier. And I had enough of water for a while."
"Dude, my man," Tre said as he turned to Billie and gave him a high five. I just shook my head as I watched them play their game of football. We ended up staying for dinner. Me-n-Eds sure is good, especially if it's free. Don't ask why it's free. It was late by the time we headed home. So the boys just stayed. Oh well. It's Saturday. I don't care.
I woke up and heard yelling in the entertainment room. As I got closer I recognized the voices. They belonged to Billie and my bro, Steve. Then suddenly it hit me that he was staying for 2 weeks. Nice 2 weeks with my younger brother. Wonderful, just wonderful. I quickly went upstairs and changed out of my monkey p.j's. I know I'm still 11. I'm like 11 going on 36.
I walked into the kitchen. I grabbed a bowl and filled it with Cocoa Puffs. I walked in to the entertainment room and sat in between them on the floor and started to eat. And it's kind of obvious they were playing American Wasteland.
"So when does this competition end?" I asked my brother after he gave me a one-arm hug, after he paused the game.
"In 4 weeks."
"What?" I asked surprised
"They're postponing it for 2 weeks."
"You could stay if you want."
"Thanks, you're the best sister in the world," he said sarcastically.
"Billie already said you could huh."
"Noooooooo, yeah he did," I just chuckled.
"Well it isn't everyday my little browther came to visit me," I said brother in a 3 year-old voice. As I ruffled his hair.
"Don't touch the do," he said as he smoothed it back down.
"What baby don't like.," I said while I pinched his cheek like how our aunt did until she died. And I was 18.
"No," he plainly answered.
