Billie and Adrienne: True Love, chapter 4

"What's wrong?" I asked running into the living room scared. I saw 2 grown men, an 11 year old and an 8 years old standing on the sofa. Apparently they pulled a Tom Cruise. Their eyes were wide as they watched the screen. There was a humongous spider on the screen. They all ran up to me and hugged me real tight.

"Can't... breathe," I sputtered out in between short breaths. It took me a minute to catch my breath after they let me go. "Billie let me see your shoe." He took it off not knowing what I was going to do. "Awwwwww," I said out laud. He just blushed.

"What?" Steve asked. I gave him the shoe to read.

"Can I see the other one?" I asked. He handed me it. I walked over to the TV and quickly hit the spider. I heard Billie whimper behind me and mutter something about going to the store and buying some more. I quickly wiped the spider guts off of the TV onto his dirty converse. When I handed it to him he looked very sad.

I heard the timer go off so I quickly went to the kitchen and took the vegetarian lasagna out of the oven and a couple cans of root beer and a couple cans of Coke (the soda) out of the fridge.

"The food's ready!" I told the boys that were still where I left them. The only different thing was that Billie was crying and talking to his shoe. Everybody except him went into the kitchen to get food.

"Do you want me to get you another pair of converse?" I asked him.

He slowly nodded. "Okay come on, let's go get some food." I took his hand and led him into the kitchen where the others were already serving themselves and getting their sodas and were heading back to the kitchen to keep watching the movie while they ate. Instead of going into the living room I went up the stairs and into the room I shared with my husband. I turned on the TV and grabbed the DVD on top of the TV. Just luckily it was Family Guy. I put it into the DVD player and got the remotes closed the door and climbed onto the bed onto my pillow.

After a couple of minutes Billie came into the room with his plate of food and his drink. He set the plate of food down on the black comforter and sat on the red pillow next to me. He managed to clumsily get on the bed without spilling a drop of the beer he was holding. He took the remote and turned the TV up some more and started eating.

"Are they still watching the movie?" I asked.

He nodded his head.

"What part are they on?" I asked.

He shrugged his shoulders.

"Are you even listening to me?"

He nodded his head

"What did I ask you?"

"If they were still watching," he said after he got a towel to wipe off his arm after he spilled beer on it.

"That wasn't what I said!"

"I know," he said as he got a forkful of lasagne in the face. "Hey why did you do that," he wined.

"Because I felt like it. GOSH!"I said in an annoyed voice.

"Don't take that attitude with me!" he said in a preppy voice, and for added affect he pointed to his chest.

"FUCK!!" We heard someone yell. We quickly went down stairs thinking that the worse could've happen. We ran down the sirs and saw Steve holding his hand where the dog bites him earlier.

"What happened?" I asked my brother kneeling down next to him.

"Joey poured my soda on my cut," he said with every word filled with pain.

"Here, wash it out so it doesn't get infected," I said casually since this always happens to Joey and Jakob, and Billie. We stayed up watching home movies from all of our childhoods.

It was 3 o'clock in the morning when I made everybody go to bed.

* * *

Me and Billie were getting ready to go meet Mike and his girlfriend Morgan and Tre and his girlfriend Blue at the local pub.

"Hurry up!" he said urgently.

"Okay, I'm ready," I said coming out of the bathroom when I was done applying my make up.

"Why you look mighty schmexie," he told me.

"Thank you," I replied as I got my I.D. and some cash out of my wallet before Billie stopped me and said my drinks were on him. "In that case bring a lot of money," was what I said back.

We quickly got into the car and drove off to the pub. We meet then outside.

"Let's go!" Tre yelled anxious to get inside he grabbed Blue's hand and ran in and got us a table in the way back.

"So Adie, have any stories from your past that are funny?" Tre asked me. We, as in Mike, Tre, Billie and I, started cracking up.

"What?" Blue and Morgan asked at the same time.

"Every time we all go to a bar and have a little too much to drink I end up telling some really embarrassing stories. So now it's practically a routine," I explained.

"Oh," they both said at the same time.

"Here, I'll go get the drinks," Mike offered. "What do you guys want?"

"Surprise us!" Tre said before any of us could answer.

"Tre are you going to play law against me?" Billie asked.

"Mayyyybbbbbe,." Tre said slyly.

"I'll play. Billie you'll drive home," I said.

"You sure?" he asked me. I nodded.

"YAY!! I'm playing Adie and I'm gonna win!!" Tre said. Billie smirked.

"Nuh-hu, I'm going to win. I'll even start a bet. I'm putting in 50 bucks, even though I don't have it right now, that I will win."

"Okay people put money in the middle," Tre said making sure everybody was getting cash out of their wallets.

"When I was 11," I started off. Oh lordie I won't be able to control myself. I was already drunk. And I can't stop myself from telling one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. "I had long hair and I always wanted to learn how to play the drums, so I would turn on my music and put in my headphones, and I would start pretending to drum, and my hair would go FLYING," I used my hands to help explain everything, "So one day I was at my school with my mom because I got in trouble again. They told me to go run laps while I waited so I brought my music with me and I put on my headphones and I start 'drumming'," I slurred. "And the whole school suddenly came in and saw me, somebody even had a camera with them and they taped it. It was put on You Tube a couple years ago," I finished. The guys were on the floor laughing their asses off.

"So Tre got any embarrassing stories from your past?" Billie managed to get out slurring each word in between breaths.

"No, only this!" He got up on the table and started stripping. We all burst out laughing. He pulled Blue up on the table and they started making out I mean they were down each other's throat into their stomachs. Billie looked at me and winked. I quickly grabbed some peanuts out of the bowl before it was kicked onto the ground.

"I've got to go pee. And my Biwie is going to do more than help!" I exclaimed falling out of my chair. Billie grabbed my hand and literally pulled me into the bathroom. We both came out pleased with our own doing.

"I want to go swimming!!" I exclaimed.

So we all ran outside and out to the nearest lake. We all jumped in and all of a sudden you hear Tre start screaming "OH FUCK IT'S COLD!!"

The water was freezing. Billie grabbed my hand and pulled/swam me over to a group of pine trees. And let's just say we got poked aaa lllooottt.
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