Bam and Me, chapter 4
It was a Friday night and the guys decided that we should all go out and get so drunk that it wasn't funny. I agreed and we got April to drive us into town.
"Dudes, I think we should have a drinking competition!" Bam shouted, it was about 11:00pm and we were all VERY wasted.
"I'll play!" I voluntered.
"Oki doki then, it'll be like extreme spin the bottle. You have to skull your beer and then you spin the bottle. If you spin it, whoever it lands on gets to pick the dare that you have to complete, or you get whacked 'till you cry like a baby and you have to french Vito. Oh, and once a dare has been dared, you can't try and make someone else do the same dare or anything that involves a dare like it," Bam said. Everyone agreed to the rules and we decided to get a whole fucking crate of beer and take it back to Bam's house because the pub owners didn't want us playing games in their pub.
"Okay, whose going first?" I asked. Dico put up his hand.
"Ooo, me!" He said as he drained his bottle and spun it, it landed on Ryan Dunn.
"Oh yes." Ryan laughed, "I dare you to run up to Phil, completely naked and ask him if he wants a lap dance."
"That is soo wrong!" Bam laughed. Dico shrugged and stripped off and ran in the direction of Phil's room. We were all silent and strained to listen as Phil and April screamed and started yelling at Dico to get out. Dico reappeared and got dressed.
"Well he wasn't game enough, but I think he would of had me if Ape wasn't there."
Bam and I were rolling on the ground clutching our stomachs in pain from laughing so much. Ryan's turn and it landed on me.
"I dare you to suck on Vito's toe," I said quickly. Ryan looked at me like a puppy dog that had been sent out into the rain.
"No, please, I beg of you, don't make me suck Vito's toe! It's all gross and ewish."
"Dunn, the dare has been made, you can either do it or we make you cry and you have to french Vito instead" Glomb giggled.
"But-but-but his toe is sooooo feral." Ryan shuddered.
"Then you have to french him."
"Ew, no!!" Ryan was stuck and he knew it. He sighed, "Fine, when we see Vito next, I will either get the balls to suck on his toe or kiss him."
We got that in writing and continued. My turn to spin and it landed on Glomb.
"Oh no, please nothing too bad." I giggled nervously.
"I dare you and Bam to make out with each other for 3 minutes."
My mouth opened in surprise, "That's a really lame dare." I laughed.
"Fine I'll make it weirder, you have to lick him from his belt line all the way up his stomach, chest and neck before you start making out with him."
I looked at Bam and laughed, Bam had a low belt line to start with and was REALLY close to his crotch as it was, but he shimmied his pants down an inch more and grinned at me.
"Cheeky bastard, that's cheating."
"Come on then, lets get on with it, can't keep Glomb waiting for his turn." Raab grinned.
"Oh my god you guys better not try and get off on this." I sighed and knelt down in front of Bam. I was in line with his heartagram tattoo he had just over his crotch now and I stuck out my tongue and slowly licked up his body. The boys all laughed and started whistling. I got up to Bam's chest and took a detour and licked his nipple and he shivered a bit. When I looked at Bam he was grinning at me, I never noticed how gorgeous his blue eyes were and how deeply they stared into your soul and held you close.
"Bam I hope that's a banana in your pocket," Raab said suddenly and I looked down at Bam's crotch. He had a hard on! Bam went red and pulled the fingers at Raab.
"Fuck you man." He laughed and went to sit down.
I cleared my throat and grabbed his arm, "I haven't finished my dare yet, and I really don't want to french Vito after Ryan does," I said. Bam smiled.
"Your sure babe?" He whispered to me.
"Never been more sure." I grinned and put my arms round the back of his neck and pushed my lips to his. He seemed surprised but after I slipped my tongue in his mouth he started kissing back, those 3 minutes were the longest minutes of my life but I loved every minute of it. The kiss got deeper and deeper and Bam's hand had found its way up my top.
"Woah, three minutes is over now dudes!" Glomb laughed. We broke apart, panting slightly.
"Shit, I think she orgasmed over that kiss." Ryan grinned as we sat back down. I punched Ryan in the arm.
"Did not."
"Did."
"Not."
"Alright, alright, enough, my turn," Glomb said and drained his beer to spin his bottle.
"Dudes, I think we should have a drinking competition!" Bam shouted, it was about 11:00pm and we were all VERY wasted.
"I'll play!" I voluntered.
"Oki doki then, it'll be like extreme spin the bottle. You have to skull your beer and then you spin the bottle. If you spin it, whoever it lands on gets to pick the dare that you have to complete, or you get whacked 'till you cry like a baby and you have to french Vito. Oh, and once a dare has been dared, you can't try and make someone else do the same dare or anything that involves a dare like it," Bam said. Everyone agreed to the rules and we decided to get a whole fucking crate of beer and take it back to Bam's house because the pub owners didn't want us playing games in their pub.
"Okay, whose going first?" I asked. Dico put up his hand.
"Ooo, me!" He said as he drained his bottle and spun it, it landed on Ryan Dunn.
"Oh yes." Ryan laughed, "I dare you to run up to Phil, completely naked and ask him if he wants a lap dance."
"That is soo wrong!" Bam laughed. Dico shrugged and stripped off and ran in the direction of Phil's room. We were all silent and strained to listen as Phil and April screamed and started yelling at Dico to get out. Dico reappeared and got dressed.
"Well he wasn't game enough, but I think he would of had me if Ape wasn't there."
Bam and I were rolling on the ground clutching our stomachs in pain from laughing so much. Ryan's turn and it landed on me.
"I dare you to suck on Vito's toe," I said quickly. Ryan looked at me like a puppy dog that had been sent out into the rain.
"No, please, I beg of you, don't make me suck Vito's toe! It's all gross and ewish."
"Dunn, the dare has been made, you can either do it or we make you cry and you have to french Vito instead" Glomb giggled.
"But-but-but his toe is sooooo feral." Ryan shuddered.
"Then you have to french him."
"Ew, no!!" Ryan was stuck and he knew it. He sighed, "Fine, when we see Vito next, I will either get the balls to suck on his toe or kiss him."
We got that in writing and continued. My turn to spin and it landed on Glomb.
"Oh no, please nothing too bad." I giggled nervously.
"I dare you and Bam to make out with each other for 3 minutes."
My mouth opened in surprise, "That's a really lame dare." I laughed.
"Fine I'll make it weirder, you have to lick him from his belt line all the way up his stomach, chest and neck before you start making out with him."
I looked at Bam and laughed, Bam had a low belt line to start with and was REALLY close to his crotch as it was, but he shimmied his pants down an inch more and grinned at me.
"Cheeky bastard, that's cheating."
"Come on then, lets get on with it, can't keep Glomb waiting for his turn." Raab grinned.
"Oh my god you guys better not try and get off on this." I sighed and knelt down in front of Bam. I was in line with his heartagram tattoo he had just over his crotch now and I stuck out my tongue and slowly licked up his body. The boys all laughed and started whistling. I got up to Bam's chest and took a detour and licked his nipple and he shivered a bit. When I looked at Bam he was grinning at me, I never noticed how gorgeous his blue eyes were and how deeply they stared into your soul and held you close.
"Bam I hope that's a banana in your pocket," Raab said suddenly and I looked down at Bam's crotch. He had a hard on! Bam went red and pulled the fingers at Raab.
"Fuck you man." He laughed and went to sit down.
I cleared my throat and grabbed his arm, "I haven't finished my dare yet, and I really don't want to french Vito after Ryan does," I said. Bam smiled.
"Your sure babe?" He whispered to me.
"Never been more sure." I grinned and put my arms round the back of his neck and pushed my lips to his. He seemed surprised but after I slipped my tongue in his mouth he started kissing back, those 3 minutes were the longest minutes of my life but I loved every minute of it. The kiss got deeper and deeper and Bam's hand had found its way up my top.
"Woah, three minutes is over now dudes!" Glomb laughed. We broke apart, panting slightly.
"Shit, I think she orgasmed over that kiss." Ryan grinned as we sat back down. I punched Ryan in the arm.
"Did not."
"Did."
"Not."
"Alright, alright, enough, my turn," Glomb said and drained his beer to spin his bottle.
