At Gagebrook, chapter 1
I dumped the last box of my belongings onto my bed,
"Ebonie!" Sarah called out; I popped my head out the door,
"Yeah?"
"Where's the leftover bathroom paint?",
"Uh, in the cellar. Why?"
"I accidentally scratched a wall, so I'm going to paint another coat."
"Right on."
Emily and Josh were all settled in. I knew that because I could hear 'thumping' noises upstairs (don't ever believe anyone when they say they were only 'wrestling'). I bit my lip and continued unpacking the box.
"Ebonie?" Ryan called out.
"Yes?"
"Can I borrow your car?"
"Why?"
"I'm going to go buy pink paint."
"Uh, okay."
God, talk about gettin' in-touch with your feminine side.
Inside the box was my big ol' CD collection (I love it so).
"Ebonie?" Ali yelled.
"What?"
Ever since Ali assasinated Paris Hilton, she was on the run from the police, F.B.I, and some other fedral police. So she's been hanging low. Its fun because you can use it against her and black mail her.
"I, uh gotta go."
"Okay."
"So, see ya."
"Yeah, ring me when they find you."
Ali shook her head and walked (well ran) out.
I put my CD rack against the wardrobe. My room was complete! Red paint, black fluff, my awesome posters and other random objects.
I heard a call pull up above me, I went up to see who it was.
"Alderton!"
Sarah gave me a death stare. Of course I didn't call her by her first name, her last name sounded cooler (in my opinion anyway).
"Shut up! I baked you guys cookies."
"Yay."
I grabbed Alderton's plate of cookies and went back into my 'pit of hell' (a.k.a my bedroom). I turned back to see Alderton shake her head, then she went into the house.
I turned my CD player on. 'Woman' by Wolfmother was playing, so I decided to dance.
"Ebonie?"
I turned around, feeling embarassed that I'd just been caught doing one of the things I hate: dancing.
"Mmmm...hi."
"You okay?"
"Yeah.......want a cookie?"
"No, thanks. I was just going to go to the supermarket. You want anything?"
"Yes!"
"Well what?
"Buttermentols, Kerrang, a chocolate milk, and lollies."
"Okay...."
"And make it snappy."
Emily shook her head and left. Two people have shook their heads at me. Am I doing something wrong? Probably.
'Stand, up fucking tall,
Don't let them see your back,
Take,
My fucking hand and never be afraid again'
My phoney baloney was ringing.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Ebonie?"
"Yes?"
"There's been an accident at the hospital."
"And?"
"And your brother has been hurt, you must come straight away."
I ran up into the bathroom.
"Sarah!!!"
"What?"
I picked up Sarah's car keys and threw them at her.
"Drive!"
We rushed downstairs and out the front to Sarah's car. I felt kinda icky for being in Sarah's car, it was so nice and it had the new car smell, where as my car is kinda old......well its prehistoric, but it's a convertible, so it's all good.
"Where to? The cemetry? What's new? Adultshop.com?"
"No! The hospital!"
"Okay."
"Full speed ahead!"
It took so long to get to the hospital, because Sarah didn't want to speed or ruin her precious new car. Pfft!
"Hello, I'm looking for Jedward, I mean Jed Langford."
"Oh, Room 96, in the Emergency Ward."
I raced off to find the stairs,
"What's wrong with your brother?"
"I don't know."
Eventully we found his room, after abusing three nurses, strange looks from patients, and almost getting thrown out.
"What happened?" I asked.
"I fell down the stairs and broke my arm and leg."
"And?"
"That's it."
"You mean you dragged me all the way here, just to let me know you broke your arm and leg?"
"Yeah, and don't tell Mum."
I narrowed my eyes, then a doctor walked in.
"Mr. Langford, time for your plaster."
"Okay, see you all later."
"Grrrr."
Sarah and I went to Northgate, I had to calm down.
"Should we call the others?" Sarah asked.
"Nah."
"Ebonie!" Sarah called out; I popped my head out the door,
"Yeah?"
"Where's the leftover bathroom paint?",
"Uh, in the cellar. Why?"
"I accidentally scratched a wall, so I'm going to paint another coat."
"Right on."
Emily and Josh were all settled in. I knew that because I could hear 'thumping' noises upstairs (don't ever believe anyone when they say they were only 'wrestling'). I bit my lip and continued unpacking the box.
"Ebonie?" Ryan called out.
"Yes?"
"Can I borrow your car?"
"Why?"
"I'm going to go buy pink paint."
"Uh, okay."
God, talk about gettin' in-touch with your feminine side.
Inside the box was my big ol' CD collection (I love it so).
"Ebonie?" Ali yelled.
"What?"
Ever since Ali assasinated Paris Hilton, she was on the run from the police, F.B.I, and some other fedral police. So she's been hanging low. Its fun because you can use it against her and black mail her.
"I, uh gotta go."
"Okay."
"So, see ya."
"Yeah, ring me when they find you."
Ali shook her head and walked (well ran) out.
I put my CD rack against the wardrobe. My room was complete! Red paint, black fluff, my awesome posters and other random objects.
I heard a call pull up above me, I went up to see who it was.
"Alderton!"
Sarah gave me a death stare. Of course I didn't call her by her first name, her last name sounded cooler (in my opinion anyway).
"Shut up! I baked you guys cookies."
"Yay."
I grabbed Alderton's plate of cookies and went back into my 'pit of hell' (a.k.a my bedroom). I turned back to see Alderton shake her head, then she went into the house.
I turned my CD player on. 'Woman' by Wolfmother was playing, so I decided to dance.
"Ebonie?"
I turned around, feeling embarassed that I'd just been caught doing one of the things I hate: dancing.
"Mmmm...hi."
"You okay?"
"Yeah.......want a cookie?"
"No, thanks. I was just going to go to the supermarket. You want anything?"
"Yes!"
"Well what?
"Buttermentols, Kerrang, a chocolate milk, and lollies."
"Okay...."
"And make it snappy."
Emily shook her head and left. Two people have shook their heads at me. Am I doing something wrong? Probably.
'Stand, up fucking tall,
Don't let them see your back,
Take,
My fucking hand and never be afraid again'
My phoney baloney was ringing.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Ebonie?"
"Yes?"
"There's been an accident at the hospital."
"And?"
"And your brother has been hurt, you must come straight away."
I ran up into the bathroom.
"Sarah!!!"
"What?"
I picked up Sarah's car keys and threw them at her.
"Drive!"
We rushed downstairs and out the front to Sarah's car. I felt kinda icky for being in Sarah's car, it was so nice and it had the new car smell, where as my car is kinda old......well its prehistoric, but it's a convertible, so it's all good.
"Where to? The cemetry? What's new? Adultshop.com?"
"No! The hospital!"
"Okay."
"Full speed ahead!"
It took so long to get to the hospital, because Sarah didn't want to speed or ruin her precious new car. Pfft!
"Hello, I'm looking for Jedward, I mean Jed Langford."
"Oh, Room 96, in the Emergency Ward."
I raced off to find the stairs,
"What's wrong with your brother?"
"I don't know."
Eventully we found his room, after abusing three nurses, strange looks from patients, and almost getting thrown out.
"What happened?" I asked.
"I fell down the stairs and broke my arm and leg."
"And?"
"That's it."
"You mean you dragged me all the way here, just to let me know you broke your arm and leg?"
"Yeah, and don't tell Mum."
I narrowed my eyes, then a doctor walked in.
"Mr. Langford, time for your plaster."
"Okay, see you all later."
"Grrrr."
Sarah and I went to Northgate, I had to calm down.
"Should we call the others?" Sarah asked.
"Nah."
