The Blood, Sex and Booze, chapter 1
Billie Joe was out on tour with Green Day one night, when...Tre got drunk on alcohol and they had to make a pit stop.
"Mike, I think we need to stop for a while," Billie Joe said.
"Are you sure, we are in Oceanside, pretty far away from Oakland," Mike told Billie Joe.
"Hell, I'm sure enough. Stop the van, please," he said.
"Sure thing," Mike replied.
They were riding around in a parking lot.
Tre, drunk, walks back out from the bathroom.....
"Damn hos," he said.
"Well, how did that feel?" Billie Joe asked.
"Shut up. It's not like I plan to see other drunken dudes in a highway bathroom," he said.
"Plan?" Mike asks.
"Yes, there were others, if you were gonna say that," he answered.
"You vomited, it didn't matter if there were others doing the same," Billie Joe told the two.
"I can't stand up straight, I feel dizzy still," Tre told them.
"Well you were drunk, all you need is a good rest," Mike replied.
"I guess," He replied back.
The gang spent the night sleeping in the tour van they always slept in away from home.
The next morning when they woke up
Billie Joe woke up pissed about something. Tre had vomited on his morning clothing, because of his hangover. Mike didn't think anything of it.
"What the fuck?" Billie Joe said when he woke up.
"What now?" Mike asked as he opened his eyes.
"Tre, my clothing, you ass! You had to finish your hangover on it!!" Billie Joe shouted.
Tre woke up.
"Dude, don't be pissed at 8:00 A.M.," he said to Billie Joe.
"Pissed? You fag, you ruined my new clothing, it took hours to wash," Billie Joe replied.
"If I did, I'm sorry, I have bad memory loss," Tre told him while yawning.
The two sit down when Mike says, "Ok, who drank my booze?"
"Ask Tre," Billie Joe repiled.
"Stop being a prick, Billie," Tre told him.
"Stop having hangovers," he repiled.
Billie Joe walked away to sob in his tour van bed, while Mike sat down and chatted with Tre.
"Well, do you two always have to be like that to each other?" Mike asked.
"It was a simple hangover and the guy gets pissed over crap," Tre answered.
"Billie Joe is always like that, remember?" Mike asked him.
"Yeah," he answered back. "Shit, I feel so tired. Didn't get enough sleep, I guess?". Tre said.
"Get dressed, you love working, ha ha," Mike said.
"Yeah I do, but not when a good friend of mine is crying," he said to Mike.
Mike walks away to get dressed and to make sure Billie Joe's eyes aren't red as heck, while Tre sits and thinks about nothing....
In the afternoon....
Mike and Tre went to a nearby fast food place to eat. Billie Joe joined them later on.
"I seriously don't want to work today. Any way out of it?" Tre asked Mike.
"Dude, seriously, you're 33, you have to work. If Billie comments, ignore it, simple as that," he replied.
"I can't ignore him, he's the lead singer, guitarist, and song writer," Tre said.
Mike called Billie Joe on his cell. Billie Joe was sleeping and wouldn't pick up.
"I just tried to message him, but he's not answering at the moment. I'll try again later," he said to Tre.
"Ok, more time to think." he replied.
"Mike, I think we need to stop for a while," Billie Joe said.
"Are you sure, we are in Oceanside, pretty far away from Oakland," Mike told Billie Joe.
"Hell, I'm sure enough. Stop the van, please," he said.
"Sure thing," Mike replied.
They were riding around in a parking lot.
Tre, drunk, walks back out from the bathroom.....
"Damn hos," he said.
"Well, how did that feel?" Billie Joe asked.
"Shut up. It's not like I plan to see other drunken dudes in a highway bathroom," he said.
"Plan?" Mike asks.
"Yes, there were others, if you were gonna say that," he answered.
"You vomited, it didn't matter if there were others doing the same," Billie Joe told the two.
"I can't stand up straight, I feel dizzy still," Tre told them.
"Well you were drunk, all you need is a good rest," Mike replied.
"I guess," He replied back.
The gang spent the night sleeping in the tour van they always slept in away from home.
The next morning when they woke up
Billie Joe woke up pissed about something. Tre had vomited on his morning clothing, because of his hangover. Mike didn't think anything of it.
"What the fuck?" Billie Joe said when he woke up.
"What now?" Mike asked as he opened his eyes.
"Tre, my clothing, you ass! You had to finish your hangover on it!!" Billie Joe shouted.
Tre woke up.
"Dude, don't be pissed at 8:00 A.M.," he said to Billie Joe.
"Pissed? You fag, you ruined my new clothing, it took hours to wash," Billie Joe replied.
"If I did, I'm sorry, I have bad memory loss," Tre told him while yawning.
The two sit down when Mike says, "Ok, who drank my booze?"
"Ask Tre," Billie Joe repiled.
"Stop being a prick, Billie," Tre told him.
"Stop having hangovers," he repiled.
Billie Joe walked away to sob in his tour van bed, while Mike sat down and chatted with Tre.
"Well, do you two always have to be like that to each other?" Mike asked.
"It was a simple hangover and the guy gets pissed over crap," Tre answered.
"Billie Joe is always like that, remember?" Mike asked him.
"Yeah," he answered back. "Shit, I feel so tired. Didn't get enough sleep, I guess?". Tre said.
"Get dressed, you love working, ha ha," Mike said.
"Yeah I do, but not when a good friend of mine is crying," he said to Mike.
Mike walks away to get dressed and to make sure Billie Joe's eyes aren't red as heck, while Tre sits and thinks about nothing....
In the afternoon....
Mike and Tre went to a nearby fast food place to eat. Billie Joe joined them later on.
"I seriously don't want to work today. Any way out of it?" Tre asked Mike.
"Dude, seriously, you're 33, you have to work. If Billie comments, ignore it, simple as that," he replied.
"I can't ignore him, he's the lead singer, guitarist, and song writer," Tre said.
Mike called Billie Joe on his cell. Billie Joe was sleeping and wouldn't pick up.
"I just tried to message him, but he's not answering at the moment. I'll try again later," he said to Tre.
"Ok, more time to think." he replied.
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