A Very Green Halloween, chapter 1
Jason White sat in the living room of the Armstrong household, with Billie sitting beside him.
"Hmmm...Halloween is coming up...what the fuck should I be?" Billie questioned, looking down at a sketch of a hooker.
"Oooooo Billie! Can I be a Fairy Princess!?" Jason asked, excitedly. Billie scowled and slapped him over the head.
"No! You dumbass! MIKE is a Fairy Princess! You're gonna be the Tooth Fairy, m'kay?" Just then --the phone rang.
"I'll get it!" Billie declared like a girl. He ran into the hallway and picked up the phone.
"Hello, Armstrong house, Big Shit speaking."
"Wazzup?!" Tre yelled. "Yo hommie, wazzup?!" Billie screamed back into the phone.
"Dude! I have the BEST idea for Halloween!" he exclaimed.
"What's that, fu?" Jason walked in next to Billie.
"We go to Shitty Wood!" Jason looked puzzled. "I think he means Sleepy Hollow."
"Tre, you stupid ass. It's Sleepy Hollow. And it's not even real...."
"How about we go ghost hunting?! Or something...pleeease?!" Billie sighed.
"Fiine, call Bitchard up and tell him to drag is ass over here, you come too."
"YAY! Okay! Be there in a bit! Bye Billie boy!" Tre hung up and Billie shook his head.
Tre picked up the phone again and dialed the number to Rudy's Can't Fail Café. It rang then some lady picked up.
"Rudy's Can't Fail Café, this is Becky, how may I assist you?"
"Yes, get me Bitchard." Tre said stupidly.
"Don't you mean Pritchard, sir?" she asked, puzzled.
"No! BITCHARD! I wish to speak with the King of the Castle!" Tre started screaming and throwing a tantrum until Mike came on the phone.
"What do you want Tre? Can't you see that I'm hitting it off with someone?"
"YES! Why the FUCK are you hitting on that 300 pound, hairy ass woman over there eating blueberry pie?!"
'How did he know?!' Mike thought to himself.
"Whatever, Tre. What do you want?"
"Come over to Billies, NOW!" Tre slam the phone down then grabbed Frankito and went to Billie's.
15 Minutes Later
Mike, Stella, Tre, Frankito, Jason, Billie, Joey and Jakob were sitting in Billie's livingroom, talking.
"As you may know, Halloween is in exactly 3 days. And as you may know...there's a haunted town 15 miles from here. I say, we dress up in costumes and go there and have the time of our lives!" Tre declared.
"Let's do it!" Jakob exclaimed, standing up.
"AWHOOWHOOHOO!" they all ran out the door into Tre's SUV and went to Marty's Get-Ups for some kick ass constumes.
"Soo...what are we all gonna be?" Mike questioned, going into the shop.
"I WANNA BE THE TOOTH FAIRY!" Joey shouted, Stella slapped him over the head.
"You mofo! I wanna be the tooth fairy!"
"I wanna be a dragon!" Jakob exclaimed. Tre thought for a moment.
"Joey, you're a werewolf, Stella, you're a fairy, Jakob, you're Frankenstien, Frankie, you're a mummy, I'm a Vampire, Bitchard, you're the Mothman, Jason, you're , and Billie...you're a....hmm..." Tre looked through the mass of costumes, trying to find one for Billie. "You're a Banshee."
They all rushed around and got their costumes, than went home to prepare for Halloween.
"Hmmm...Halloween is coming up...what the fuck should I be?" Billie questioned, looking down at a sketch of a hooker.
"Oooooo Billie! Can I be a Fairy Princess!?" Jason asked, excitedly. Billie scowled and slapped him over the head.
"No! You dumbass! MIKE is a Fairy Princess! You're gonna be the Tooth Fairy, m'kay?" Just then --the phone rang.
"I'll get it!" Billie declared like a girl. He ran into the hallway and picked up the phone.
"Hello, Armstrong house, Big Shit speaking."
"Wazzup?!" Tre yelled. "Yo hommie, wazzup?!" Billie screamed back into the phone.
"Dude! I have the BEST idea for Halloween!" he exclaimed.
"What's that, fu?" Jason walked in next to Billie.
"We go to Shitty Wood!" Jason looked puzzled. "I think he means Sleepy Hollow."
"Tre, you stupid ass. It's Sleepy Hollow. And it's not even real...."
"How about we go ghost hunting?! Or something...pleeease?!" Billie sighed.
"Fiine, call Bitchard up and tell him to drag is ass over here, you come too."
"YAY! Okay! Be there in a bit! Bye Billie boy!" Tre hung up and Billie shook his head.
Tre picked up the phone again and dialed the number to Rudy's Can't Fail Café. It rang then some lady picked up.
"Rudy's Can't Fail Café, this is Becky, how may I assist you?"
"Yes, get me Bitchard." Tre said stupidly.
"Don't you mean Pritchard, sir?" she asked, puzzled.
"No! BITCHARD! I wish to speak with the King of the Castle!" Tre started screaming and throwing a tantrum until Mike came on the phone.
"What do you want Tre? Can't you see that I'm hitting it off with someone?"
"YES! Why the FUCK are you hitting on that 300 pound, hairy ass woman over there eating blueberry pie?!"
'How did he know?!' Mike thought to himself.
"Whatever, Tre. What do you want?"
"Come over to Billies, NOW!" Tre slam the phone down then grabbed Frankito and went to Billie's.
15 Minutes Later
Mike, Stella, Tre, Frankito, Jason, Billie, Joey and Jakob were sitting in Billie's livingroom, talking.
"As you may know, Halloween is in exactly 3 days. And as you may know...there's a haunted town 15 miles from here. I say, we dress up in costumes and go there and have the time of our lives!" Tre declared.
"Let's do it!" Jakob exclaimed, standing up.
"AWHOOWHOOHOO!" they all ran out the door into Tre's SUV and went to Marty's Get-Ups for some kick ass constumes.
"Soo...what are we all gonna be?" Mike questioned, going into the shop.
"I WANNA BE THE TOOTH FAIRY!" Joey shouted, Stella slapped him over the head.
"You mofo! I wanna be the tooth fairy!"
"I wanna be a dragon!" Jakob exclaimed. Tre thought for a moment.
"Joey, you're a werewolf, Stella, you're a fairy, Jakob, you're Frankenstien, Frankie, you're a mummy, I'm a Vampire, Bitchard, you're the Mothman, Jason, you're , and Billie...you're a....hmm..." Tre looked through the mass of costumes, trying to find one for Billie. "You're a Banshee."
They all rushed around and got their costumes, than went home to prepare for Halloween.
