A Billie Joe Story, chapter 1

One day Billie Joe Armstrong was walking home from school, first day of school in the fifth grade. When he got home only his brother David and David's girlfriend Joanna were there. You probably figured out his parents Andy and Ollie were still working, and his siblings were still at school. And then the phone rang. Billie screamed "I got it." It was their Ollie.

"Hi Mom," said Billie.
"Hi Billie," said Ollie. "Tell your brothers and sisters, that I'm gonna be home late 'cause Richard is making me work overtime."
"Ok Bye," said Billie
"Wait," Ollie yelled just before Billie almost hung up.
"What??" said Billie.
"Tell David to start dinner, there should be some roast out," said Ollie.
"Ok bye," Billie said.
"Bye," said Ollie.

"David where are you?!" Billie yelled. David didn't say anything. "David!?" Billie yelled again walking up the stairs to David's room.

Billie knocked on David's door. Then Billie just opened the door after he knocked, David had forgot to lock the door. Billie saw David and Joanna naked trying to get off each other and get under the blankets as fast as they could.

"David I thought you locked it," Joanna said
"I did too," Forgetting that Billie was still standing there with his eyes glued on Joanna.

David looked up and remembered about Billie. "Oh ya.' he whispered to himself.
"BILLIE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM." David screamed.
Billie was still standong there starring at Joanna. David had to get up and chase Billie out. Billie Just slammed the door and David broke his nose on the door.