Jackass, chapter 2
Thursday
Today was the day before the premier of Jackass II. I was extremely stoked. Billie Joe and Mike got invited as well. I called them right after I had gotten my invitation and they said that they had gotten one as well. That made me a little more at ease knowing that my best friends would be there with me. They give me lots of support when I like a girl, cept with Davey, they teased me all the time. Making fun of me saying that I was going to marry her and have babies with her and whatnot. I would always just roll my eyes. They were acting they were in Junior High, not that I had much room to talk. But, sure, I'd fuck her, but, marry her? Be the father of her babies? That's a bit ahead, I don't just jump into something like that.
Today, however, I was being a lazy bum and just sitting around. I had something already picked out for the show tomorrow. Black dress pants, and a Jackass shirt with black blazer. Right now, I was watching a re-run of that old show Married...with children. It went to a commercial and the phone rang. I lazily drug myself to get up and answer the phone. Only because at the moment I was the only one home. I picked up the phone.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Yeah? This Tre? Tre Cool?" A sweet woman's voice asked.
"Yeah, who's this?" I asked.
"Davey Hatcher, from the show Jackass. I wanted to make sure you got your invitation to the premier," she informed.
"Oh yeah!" I replied happily. "I got it! I'll be there, Billie and Mike will too."
"Oh great!" she cried. "I love you guys! I was really hoping all three of you could come! YES! FUCK YES!" she exclaimed happily.
I felt my face turn red. Why was I embarrassed? Well Davey Hatcher was pretty hot.
"So I'll see you there then?" she asked after calming down and bringing me out of my trance.
"What?" I asked. "Oh, yeah! Of course! I wouldn't miss it for all the sex in the world."
She giggled and I chuckled at how cute her giggle sounded.
"Sweetness," she replied. "Can't wait. It's going to be a blast."
"Yeah!" I replied.
"See you then! Bye," she said and hung up.
I listened to the tone for a moment. That made me more excited for tomorrow.
Right after that I called Billie and I told him what had just happened.
"Awe man, why didn't you ask her out? She likes you man, she invited us, we're her favorite band and she called you and was excited you were coming. Just like, ask her out," Billie encourage.
"I dunno, I mean I hardly know the chick," I replied.
"But you're like in love with the girl, I've heard it slip a few times," Billie teased.
"Oh, whatever, you were just hearing things," I lied.
"Oh, okay."
We laughed as though it was a joke.
"Planning on like getting with her tomorrow?"
"Mayyyybe," I replied slyly.
"All you're going to do is charm her into bed and see if she's any good. And asked her for her number and If she was any good in bed call her back and If she was bad then you'll never call her again right?"
"No, I would be more respectful of her. I actually like her. Sure I'd bed her, but I'd also call her and ask her out."
"Awe, how cute," Billie teased.
"Shut up," I replied.
We didn't talk much more and we hung. I went to bed that more nervous and excited than ever.
Today was the day before the premier of Jackass II. I was extremely stoked. Billie Joe and Mike got invited as well. I called them right after I had gotten my invitation and they said that they had gotten one as well. That made me a little more at ease knowing that my best friends would be there with me. They give me lots of support when I like a girl, cept with Davey, they teased me all the time. Making fun of me saying that I was going to marry her and have babies with her and whatnot. I would always just roll my eyes. They were acting they were in Junior High, not that I had much room to talk. But, sure, I'd fuck her, but, marry her? Be the father of her babies? That's a bit ahead, I don't just jump into something like that.
Today, however, I was being a lazy bum and just sitting around. I had something already picked out for the show tomorrow. Black dress pants, and a Jackass shirt with black blazer. Right now, I was watching a re-run of that old show Married...with children. It went to a commercial and the phone rang. I lazily drug myself to get up and answer the phone. Only because at the moment I was the only one home. I picked up the phone.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Yeah? This Tre? Tre Cool?" A sweet woman's voice asked.
"Yeah, who's this?" I asked.
"Davey Hatcher, from the show Jackass. I wanted to make sure you got your invitation to the premier," she informed.
"Oh yeah!" I replied happily. "I got it! I'll be there, Billie and Mike will too."
"Oh great!" she cried. "I love you guys! I was really hoping all three of you could come! YES! FUCK YES!" she exclaimed happily.
I felt my face turn red. Why was I embarrassed? Well Davey Hatcher was pretty hot.
"So I'll see you there then?" she asked after calming down and bringing me out of my trance.
"What?" I asked. "Oh, yeah! Of course! I wouldn't miss it for all the sex in the world."
She giggled and I chuckled at how cute her giggle sounded.
"Sweetness," she replied. "Can't wait. It's going to be a blast."
"Yeah!" I replied.
"See you then! Bye," she said and hung up.
I listened to the tone for a moment. That made me more excited for tomorrow.
Right after that I called Billie and I told him what had just happened.
"Awe man, why didn't you ask her out? She likes you man, she invited us, we're her favorite band and she called you and was excited you were coming. Just like, ask her out," Billie encourage.
"I dunno, I mean I hardly know the chick," I replied.
"But you're like in love with the girl, I've heard it slip a few times," Billie teased.
"Oh, whatever, you were just hearing things," I lied.
"Oh, okay."
We laughed as though it was a joke.
"Planning on like getting with her tomorrow?"
"Mayyyybe," I replied slyly.
"All you're going to do is charm her into bed and see if she's any good. And asked her for her number and If she was any good in bed call her back and If she was bad then you'll never call her again right?"
"No, I would be more respectful of her. I actually like her. Sure I'd bed her, but I'd also call her and ask her out."
"Awe, how cute," Billie teased.
"Shut up," I replied.
We didn't talk much more and we hung. I went to bed that more nervous and excited than ever.
