Jackass, chapter 3
~Friday~
It was 5:37. I started to get ready, I was going to be meeting the guys at the theater by 7. Even though the movie didn't start until 7:30. I took a shower and I got dress in my blazer and Jackass shirt along with the suits matching pants. A pair of my pinstriped chucks. I did my hair in the, oh so original, Faux Hawk. I put a small amount of eyeliner on. I checked myself out in the mirror. I had to admit, I looked pretty damn sexy. I sprayed my hair one last time and then I went in to Franktio room to give him a good-bye kiss. Then I went downstairs to tell Claudia I was leaving.
"So what time do you thing you'll be in?" she asked.
"Well, I'm hoping not to get in until maybe noon tomorrow," I replied.
"Still hoping to get with that girl then eh?" she asked rolling her eyes.
"Yep, no woman can resist moi," I replied joking.
"Really now?"
"Well you didn't seem to turn me down when we first met."
She turned and looked at me and gave me 'The Look'.
"Point being?" she asked.
"Exactly," I replied.
"Ass eater."
I just laughed and muttered, "Whatever." I walked out the door into the garage and I hopped into my car and drove off to the theater.
~An Hour or so Later~
I had met up with Mike and Billie Joe outside the place. Interviewers asked a few questions when we were waiting to go into the place. We were waiting for a while and we finally started moving and people let us in. Right before I was getting ready to walk in I was pulled aside by none other than Davey Hatcher herself and I was literally stunned. She looked so beautiful, she was wearing a pair of those sexy bondage pants and a The Urge t-shirt.
"Um, hello?" I asked puzzled.
"Hi, I'm Davey Hatcher," she replied. "I wanted to grab you before you got inside and I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come sit with me and the guys."
"Really?"
"Yeah, tell Billie and Mike they can come too if they'd like."
"Oh, alright."
I began to turn away to go get those two band mates of mine and she grabbed my arm quickly to tell me one last thing.
"You can't sit by me if you like," she offered and winked. "We're right down in front."
And then she let me go and i went to go get Billie Joe and Mike inside and I told them what had just happened and they, like me, wanted to sit with the Jackass crew.
We walked in and right up in front is where they were, just like she said. We walked down and we got to meet Johnny and Bam and then we sat down. I was sitting next to, what I would consider, the most beautiful woman alive.
"Hey," she leaned over and whispered. "You'll laugh your ass off I promise."
"I never had a doubt," I replied.
We sat there as the movie began, I was indeed laughing my ass off like Davey said. About halfway through, up until this point Davey and had been having a great time; whispering to each other making jokes, suddenly Davey put her hand on my hand, and I felt like things had just gotten more serious. I looked up at her and she smiled, as if saying. 'I love you Tre Cool, so I'm going to hold your hand.' All I could think of was, 'What a babe.' The we both grabbed each others hand and we started holding hands.
Billie noticed and he leaned over and whispered, "Why are you two holding hands?"
"'Cause, I dunno, I think she likes me," I replied.
And I looked back over and she was still smiling.
The movie finally ended and Davey offered to drive me over to the after party and Bam's MTV mansion. We talked a little on the couch downstairs when we got there. The house was filled with people drinking and smoking shit. And it was incredibly loud.
About 45 minutes into the party she asked yelling, "Want to go upstairs?! It's so loud down here!"
"Sure!" I replied.
We journeyed upstairs into a room with a lot less people and a lot less noise.
"That's better," Davey said plopping down on a couch that was in the middle of the room. I sat next to her.
"Yeah," I agreed.
She faced me on the couch. "I want to get to know the man behind the drums," she informed.
"Oh, well what do you want to know?" I asked.
"Well, I'm just such a big fan, I really love Green Day's music. Your drumming is amazing. I absolutely love it," she complemented.
"Thanks, years of practice."
"Yeah."
We both laughed shyly and looked at each other.
"You're really pretty," I spilled.
I faced her on the couch and I put my arm around her.
"Thanks, you're not to bad yourself Cool," she replied.
"Really?"
"Well, actually I meant you're a hot piece of ass Mr. Cool," she rephrased with a horny little smirk. "...Tre..."
"Davey..."
I wanted to kiss her, I wanted to touch her, I wanted to get her with me and fuck her ever loving brains out.
She leaned in, that was my signal, I lent in myself and our lips met and sparks ignited. It was a kiss like I had never experienced before. She kissed so softly, sweetly, and above all passionately. I slowly put my arms around her beautiful, slender torso and kissed her. Her hand went all over the place, first they started in my hair; pulling and teasing at it. Next they went down my back and by then we had added tongue into the kissing. Then her hand had somehow made there way to my butt and cupped both of my ass cheeks. Yet this puzzled me in the back of my mind as to how she got her hands under my butt when I was sitting.
I had no clue how long we had been kissing, it was so incredible and raw. Davey was the one to start the pulling away, her eyes were closed at first which I saw because I had opened mine first but her eyes fluttered open.
"Wow, amazing," she mumbled sounding exasperated.
"Yeah," I agreed out of breath.
Davey and I had both noticed by this point that people in the room had begun to stare at us. She leaned into me and she whispered, "Do you want to get upstairs and get a room?"
I looked at her, I was a little surprised.
"Really?" I asked.
"Yeah, I've always wanted to take you up in a room," she replied and winked.
She stood up and took my hand, I stood up with her and she led me through the upper floor until we found an empty room.
"It's Dunn's room, but he won't mind us using it, he never gets any," she informed and giggled to herself.
"Alright," I replied.
She shut the door as we walked in. It was an average room, just a bed and some skateboarding company posters on the walls. Davey walked over to the closet.
"Sit on the bed," she ordered in a stern tone.
I obediently did what I was told. She yanked open the sliding closet door. She pulled out a black whipping switch stick with red feathers on the handle.
"He won't mind me taking it back," she said to her self examining it.
"That's yours?" I asked.
"Yeah," she replied simply. "I dated Dunn for a brief period and he was really into the whole Dominatrix and I am one, I like that kind of thing. So I brought this over and I just remembered it was in here, so I'm going to use it now."
"Oh," was all I could manage.
"I know you like that kind of girl," she replied with that same little smirk.
She walked over to the bed and she straddled me. She started kissing me roughly, taking more control. She was pulling at my hair and slightly holding me. Suddenly she pulled away.
"Up," she ordered.
"Yes," I replied and I began to stand up.
She whipped me with the stick on my back. "Yes what?" she asked.
"Yes mistress," I replied.
"Good slave, now strip, I would most enjoy that."
I stripped for her. I did other things she ordered me to do as well. She did some things to me no other girl had done in ages. She beat me, ordered me, bit me, licked me, sucked me, fucked me, everything I had ever wanted and wished that she would do she did to me. She knew what to do unlike some girls that I had been with in past years. I didn't have to coach her or anything. We spent nearly 2 hours doing shit and we both fell asleep at about 1 in the morning.
It was 5:37. I started to get ready, I was going to be meeting the guys at the theater by 7. Even though the movie didn't start until 7:30. I took a shower and I got dress in my blazer and Jackass shirt along with the suits matching pants. A pair of my pinstriped chucks. I did my hair in the, oh so original, Faux Hawk. I put a small amount of eyeliner on. I checked myself out in the mirror. I had to admit, I looked pretty damn sexy. I sprayed my hair one last time and then I went in to Franktio room to give him a good-bye kiss. Then I went downstairs to tell Claudia I was leaving.
"So what time do you thing you'll be in?" she asked.
"Well, I'm hoping not to get in until maybe noon tomorrow," I replied.
"Still hoping to get with that girl then eh?" she asked rolling her eyes.
"Yep, no woman can resist moi," I replied joking.
"Really now?"
"Well you didn't seem to turn me down when we first met."
She turned and looked at me and gave me 'The Look'.
"Point being?" she asked.
"Exactly," I replied.
"Ass eater."
I just laughed and muttered, "Whatever." I walked out the door into the garage and I hopped into my car and drove off to the theater.
~An Hour or so Later~
I had met up with Mike and Billie Joe outside the place. Interviewers asked a few questions when we were waiting to go into the place. We were waiting for a while and we finally started moving and people let us in. Right before I was getting ready to walk in I was pulled aside by none other than Davey Hatcher herself and I was literally stunned. She looked so beautiful, she was wearing a pair of those sexy bondage pants and a The Urge t-shirt.
"Um, hello?" I asked puzzled.
"Hi, I'm Davey Hatcher," she replied. "I wanted to grab you before you got inside and I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come sit with me and the guys."
"Really?"
"Yeah, tell Billie and Mike they can come too if they'd like."
"Oh, alright."
I began to turn away to go get those two band mates of mine and she grabbed my arm quickly to tell me one last thing.
"You can't sit by me if you like," she offered and winked. "We're right down in front."
And then she let me go and i went to go get Billie Joe and Mike inside and I told them what had just happened and they, like me, wanted to sit with the Jackass crew.
We walked in and right up in front is where they were, just like she said. We walked down and we got to meet Johnny and Bam and then we sat down. I was sitting next to, what I would consider, the most beautiful woman alive.
"Hey," she leaned over and whispered. "You'll laugh your ass off I promise."
"I never had a doubt," I replied.
We sat there as the movie began, I was indeed laughing my ass off like Davey said. About halfway through, up until this point Davey and had been having a great time; whispering to each other making jokes, suddenly Davey put her hand on my hand, and I felt like things had just gotten more serious. I looked up at her and she smiled, as if saying. 'I love you Tre Cool, so I'm going to hold your hand.' All I could think of was, 'What a babe.' The we both grabbed each others hand and we started holding hands.
Billie noticed and he leaned over and whispered, "Why are you two holding hands?"
"'Cause, I dunno, I think she likes me," I replied.
And I looked back over and she was still smiling.
The movie finally ended and Davey offered to drive me over to the after party and Bam's MTV mansion. We talked a little on the couch downstairs when we got there. The house was filled with people drinking and smoking shit. And it was incredibly loud.
About 45 minutes into the party she asked yelling, "Want to go upstairs?! It's so loud down here!"
"Sure!" I replied.
We journeyed upstairs into a room with a lot less people and a lot less noise.
"That's better," Davey said plopping down on a couch that was in the middle of the room. I sat next to her.
"Yeah," I agreed.
She faced me on the couch. "I want to get to know the man behind the drums," she informed.
"Oh, well what do you want to know?" I asked.
"Well, I'm just such a big fan, I really love Green Day's music. Your drumming is amazing. I absolutely love it," she complemented.
"Thanks, years of practice."
"Yeah."
We both laughed shyly and looked at each other.
"You're really pretty," I spilled.
I faced her on the couch and I put my arm around her.
"Thanks, you're not to bad yourself Cool," she replied.
"Really?"
"Well, actually I meant you're a hot piece of ass Mr. Cool," she rephrased with a horny little smirk. "...Tre..."
"Davey..."
I wanted to kiss her, I wanted to touch her, I wanted to get her with me and fuck her ever loving brains out.
She leaned in, that was my signal, I lent in myself and our lips met and sparks ignited. It was a kiss like I had never experienced before. She kissed so softly, sweetly, and above all passionately. I slowly put my arms around her beautiful, slender torso and kissed her. Her hand went all over the place, first they started in my hair; pulling and teasing at it. Next they went down my back and by then we had added tongue into the kissing. Then her hand had somehow made there way to my butt and cupped both of my ass cheeks. Yet this puzzled me in the back of my mind as to how she got her hands under my butt when I was sitting.
I had no clue how long we had been kissing, it was so incredible and raw. Davey was the one to start the pulling away, her eyes were closed at first which I saw because I had opened mine first but her eyes fluttered open.
"Wow, amazing," she mumbled sounding exasperated.
"Yeah," I agreed out of breath.
Davey and I had both noticed by this point that people in the room had begun to stare at us. She leaned into me and she whispered, "Do you want to get upstairs and get a room?"
I looked at her, I was a little surprised.
"Really?" I asked.
"Yeah, I've always wanted to take you up in a room," she replied and winked.
She stood up and took my hand, I stood up with her and she led me through the upper floor until we found an empty room.
"It's Dunn's room, but he won't mind us using it, he never gets any," she informed and giggled to herself.
"Alright," I replied.
She shut the door as we walked in. It was an average room, just a bed and some skateboarding company posters on the walls. Davey walked over to the closet.
"Sit on the bed," she ordered in a stern tone.
I obediently did what I was told. She yanked open the sliding closet door. She pulled out a black whipping switch stick with red feathers on the handle.
"He won't mind me taking it back," she said to her self examining it.
"That's yours?" I asked.
"Yeah," she replied simply. "I dated Dunn for a brief period and he was really into the whole Dominatrix and I am one, I like that kind of thing. So I brought this over and I just remembered it was in here, so I'm going to use it now."
"Oh," was all I could manage.
"I know you like that kind of girl," she replied with that same little smirk.
She walked over to the bed and she straddled me. She started kissing me roughly, taking more control. She was pulling at my hair and slightly holding me. Suddenly she pulled away.
"Up," she ordered.
"Yes," I replied and I began to stand up.
She whipped me with the stick on my back. "Yes what?" she asked.
"Yes mistress," I replied.
"Good slave, now strip, I would most enjoy that."
I stripped for her. I did other things she ordered me to do as well. She did some things to me no other girl had done in ages. She beat me, ordered me, bit me, licked me, sucked me, fucked me, everything I had ever wanted and wished that she would do she did to me. She knew what to do unlike some girls that I had been with in past years. I didn't have to coach her or anything. We spent nearly 2 hours doing shit and we both fell asleep at about 1 in the morning.
