The Drummer and the Skater, chapter 2
"What shall we do now? I'm bored" Mike said.
"Dude, you need a hobby," I said, quoting Billie Joe from earlier. Tre was taking a shower. Oh yeah, we're at the hotel now, sorry for not telling you. I picked up my skateboard. I was skating through Mike's kitchen.
"DEB!! STOP SKATING IN THE KITCHEN!" JJ said. I went to stop, but my skateboard hit the living room rug. I went flying forward and almost took out Mike.
"Fuck, Deb! Can't you not hurt yourself for once?" Mike said.
"No, sweetie it entertains us to see her fall," JJ said, kissing Mike.
"Ha-ha, you said 'enter anus'," I said. I began to roll on the floor laughing. They both shook their heads. Mike picked me up and dropped me in the hall. As soon as he turned around to walk away, I screamed 'MEERKAT MANOR!!' He whipped around. I ran back to me and Tre's room. He was sitting on the couch with just black pants on watching Spongebob.
"There you are," he said. "I wanted to watch Spongebob with you, but you weren't here." He made a really cute face after.
"Well push over," I said. He was sitting in a big, recliner chair thing. He moved over and I sat down next to him. We were really close. I was blushing horribly.
"What were you doing?" he asked me.
"Eh, pissing off Mike and JJ again," I said. He laughed.
"What'd you do this time?" he asked.
"Um... skated in his kitchen, made fun of something JJ said, and scared the shit out of him by screaming 'Meerkat Manor', you know same old, same old," I said.
"Alright Deb!" he said high fiving me.
"You know I'm really glad were friends," I said.
"Me too," he said putting his arm around my shoulder.
"Hey, you want to go annoy Billie and Adie?" he asked.
"FUCK YES!!" I said. I put my arms out.
"Ladies first," I said.
"You are such a gentleman," he said.
"OH YOU DIDN"T JUST CALL ME A GENTLEMAN!" I said.
"YEA! I DID BITCH! LIVE WITH IT!" he said.
"OH...DON'T EVEN GO THERE!" I said this time, making an L with my hand. We both stopped.
"Hey, you wanna go annoy Billie and Adie?" he asked.
"Yea! Let's go!" I said happily. We walked to Billie and Adie's room. The door was locked. I used the old 'credit card' trick to open it. I heard them in the bedroom.
"Great, they're fucking," he said. I couldn't help but laugh at that.
"Let's go see what they have to eat," I suggested.
"Ok," he said. I looked around in the cupboard. Tre looked in the cabinets. We basically dumped everything out that we didn't like, which was pretty much everything. We stopped and looked around. The kitchen was a mess.
"Uh oh... Lets bail before..." I was cut off. Tre picked me up and ran out of the room. I was blushing, again.
"What the hell was that for?" I asked.
"I heard them get out of the room," he said.
"Oh," I said. Just then we heard a loud 'WHAT THE FUCK?' come from inside the room.
"Bail time," we both said and ran back to our room, laughing really hard.
"He is so gonna kill us when he finds out it was us," I said.
"All well. You know you're a good partner in crime," he said, smiling.
"Dude, you need a hobby," I said, quoting Billie Joe from earlier. Tre was taking a shower. Oh yeah, we're at the hotel now, sorry for not telling you. I picked up my skateboard. I was skating through Mike's kitchen.
"DEB!! STOP SKATING IN THE KITCHEN!" JJ said. I went to stop, but my skateboard hit the living room rug. I went flying forward and almost took out Mike.
"Fuck, Deb! Can't you not hurt yourself for once?" Mike said.
"No, sweetie it entertains us to see her fall," JJ said, kissing Mike.
"Ha-ha, you said 'enter anus'," I said. I began to roll on the floor laughing. They both shook their heads. Mike picked me up and dropped me in the hall. As soon as he turned around to walk away, I screamed 'MEERKAT MANOR!!' He whipped around. I ran back to me and Tre's room. He was sitting on the couch with just black pants on watching Spongebob.
"There you are," he said. "I wanted to watch Spongebob with you, but you weren't here." He made a really cute face after.
"Well push over," I said. He was sitting in a big, recliner chair thing. He moved over and I sat down next to him. We were really close. I was blushing horribly.
"What were you doing?" he asked me.
"Eh, pissing off Mike and JJ again," I said. He laughed.
"What'd you do this time?" he asked.
"Um... skated in his kitchen, made fun of something JJ said, and scared the shit out of him by screaming 'Meerkat Manor', you know same old, same old," I said.
"Alright Deb!" he said high fiving me.
"You know I'm really glad were friends," I said.
"Me too," he said putting his arm around my shoulder.
"Hey, you want to go annoy Billie and Adie?" he asked.
"FUCK YES!!" I said. I put my arms out.
"Ladies first," I said.
"You are such a gentleman," he said.
"OH YOU DIDN"T JUST CALL ME A GENTLEMAN!" I said.
"YEA! I DID BITCH! LIVE WITH IT!" he said.
"OH...DON'T EVEN GO THERE!" I said this time, making an L with my hand. We both stopped.
"Hey, you wanna go annoy Billie and Adie?" he asked.
"Yea! Let's go!" I said happily. We walked to Billie and Adie's room. The door was locked. I used the old 'credit card' trick to open it. I heard them in the bedroom.
"Great, they're fucking," he said. I couldn't help but laugh at that.
"Let's go see what they have to eat," I suggested.
"Ok," he said. I looked around in the cupboard. Tre looked in the cabinets. We basically dumped everything out that we didn't like, which was pretty much everything. We stopped and looked around. The kitchen was a mess.
"Uh oh... Lets bail before..." I was cut off. Tre picked me up and ran out of the room. I was blushing, again.
"What the hell was that for?" I asked.
"I heard them get out of the room," he said.
"Oh," I said. Just then we heard a loud 'WHAT THE FUCK?' come from inside the room.
"Bail time," we both said and ran back to our room, laughing really hard.
"He is so gonna kill us when he finds out it was us," I said.
"All well. You know you're a good partner in crime," he said, smiling.
